| ^ hates black people |
"everyone knows that the last toes are always the coldest to go." Telavators-the mars volta |
| Once mistook for his maths teacher for a dog and tried to leash her. |
| Never realized he wasn't the real Aragorn and is now looking for a band of midgets to help his destroy his mother's old jewelry. |
| Another old guy watching madoka |
| ^Another little kid watching shit fart online |
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| ^Makes the worst sandwiches known to man. |
And what if all love is an act of bravery? Could you look me in the eye and say that you are not afraid?  |
| ^ Once punted a puppy through for a field goal. It was a genuine mistake though, he thought it was only a cat. |
| ^ Known as the "Pig-Ripper", this person eats pigs alive in his pursuit of finding the best bacon known to mankind. |
| ^ Isn't obsessed with himself. |
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| Never ate chocolate just once |
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| ^ Does not know the meaning of any of the Japanese words on his profile. |
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| ^checks every persons profile b4 posting a lie for them! |
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| Eats his own face |
| ^ Thinks Kyuubey is the worst anime character EVER! |
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| ^ Thinks anime is the worst form of entertainment ever! |
| ^ Prefers manga to anime. |
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| ^ Doesn't realize that this post has been duplicated many times before. Lol. |
| ^Is a hipster |
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| ^ Once pushed a child over for the fun of it, then yelled at the parents for telling him off. |
| ^ Only watches the most boring anime shows. |
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| ^Watches yaoi with dad |
| ^ Has a heart |
| Come visit my town // I apologize in advance for my second-rate English Join my fan club // Improve the transport network |
| ^ Attempted to Jack off to Boku no Pico while imagining it was just soft core child pornography... Failed horribly when his dad walked in on him during a fairly erotic scene. |
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| ^ Too cool for school |
| Come visit my town // I apologize in advance for my second-rate English Join my fan club // Improve the transport network |
| ^ Wears underpants underneath boxers |
| ^ wears underpants on head. |
| ^ Loves to eat food from the trash can. |
| ^ Totally isn't a crusty old lolicon who faps to Darker than Black doujinshi, and cosplays as Yin at conventions hoping to pick up fellow lolicons... |
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| ^Totally isn't a fat slob riding on Kangaroos across bright valleys. |
| ^Can say 'Thank You' |
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| ^ Pees on police officers without getting caught |
SaberEdge said: What the? How'd you know? Is not a lie, actually. But mah. ^ Pees on police officers without getting caught ^Shits on a dog's food. |
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| ^ Can't lie from personal experience because he was locked in a closet his whole life and thus has no personal experience. |
| ^ Makes up false life stories about other people as a result of his books being rejected from publishers all over the country |
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