| Stabs himself with oatmeal. |
 I put the fun back in funeral |
| Double POST!!! |
Hi9887 said: ^ Raped my dog. ^ Raped. |
| ^Stripped a corpse of it's skin without harming it at all and wears it to school. |
| @pamkips |
| super glued his dick to a prostitute's vagina while having sex... |
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| Homosexual. |
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| ^Not homosexual.. He is completely straight and does not get aroused by a man's dick. He lives a perfect life he does not get involved in any bad things. He follows law to a max extent. He does not look greedily at every women he sees... He never saw a porn video with her mother in it and never liked it. He lives with his jewish mother and asian father and does NOT hear them having sex everyday... He NEVER walked into their room while they were having intercourse. He NEVER jerked off on his mom while she was asleep .. He never looked at his sexy hot sisters giant boobs and never saw his brothers giant dick (together)... He also will not marry a homosexual alien... What i have written is (NOT) SARCASM.... :) |
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SLAIDEN_IV said: Wow dude you seem like you hate me. The thread says 'Put an insane lie' but mah, thanks. Actually, everything you said is true. Not a lie. Jesus knows it's true. How bout you try and put an insane lie for real?^Not homosexual.. He is completely straight and does not get aroused by a man's dick. He lives a perfect life he does not get involved in any bad things. He follows law to a max extent. He does not look greedily at every women he sees... He never saw a porn video with her mother in it and never liked it. He lives with his jewish mother and asian father and does NOT hear them having sex everyday... He NEVER walked into their room while they were having intercourse. He NEVER jerked off on his mom while she was asleep .. He never looked at his sexy hot sisters giant boobs and never saw his brothers giant dick (together)... He also will not marry a homosexual alien... What i have written is (NOT) SARCASM.... :) |
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| He eats tomato, eeerc. |
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| ^ He is totally not obsessed with Yaoi. |
| ^Is a no gender alien with a passion for peanuts on toast. |
| @pamkips |
| A human suit full of bees. |
| And the dude from The Lake House is all "WHOA!" |
| faps to primus music videos |
"everyone knows that the last toes are always the coldest to go." Telavators-the mars volta |
OreNoUreshii said: Wow dude you seem like you hate me. The thread says 'Put an insane lie' but mah, thanks. Actually, everything you said is true. Not a lie. Jesus knows it's true. How bout you try and put an insane lie for real? It was an insane lie... No hates here :) ^ Eats chocolate chip cookies dipped in a glass of his own urine ! |
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| Lives in a box inside a box inside a box inside a... |
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| uses a litterbox |
 "Ally to good, nightmare for you." |
| ^ is a 300 kilogram man that dresses up in school girl costumes and prances around his house. |
| Our space is unlimited. My download speed is not. :( |
| Is yandere for slugs... |
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| Is tsundere for frogs |
| is dandere for bears |
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| Wears miniskirt despite being extremely hairy |
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| For the most part, seems like no interesting lies have been posted since I was last here :|... Disappoint. ^ goes on webcam chat sites like chat roulette and poses as a horny Japanese schoolgirl outfit and all... After the crusty old fuckers blow their load over the screen while watching you pose like a Shota-trap for them, you whip out your dick, and wait for their reaction. Edit... Just realized that the last lie I said about you was that you dressed up as a trap and let shotacons creampie you in order to collect sperm samples... :| Don't know if it's a coincidence... or your destiny... to be a shota trap... :| |
OchimushaNov 11, 2012 9:35 PM
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| ^Is so jobless now that his African maid quit prostituting and his gay nerd next door neighbor who fucked him for porn games died off AIDS, He keeps record on all the lies in this forum and mentions them when necessary!! |
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| is spending his life wondering around wide plains, huge cities, vast seas and whimsical tropical forest in search of the best reefer to smoke it and save the lives of millions of little children who are cursed by it. |
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| is writing a sentence at a wall of the white house "Dear alien, my name is Barack Obama, I am begging you... Please take me with you to mars!". He stands there and waves at UFO. |
| Do not worry, be happy ~ |
| ^ Is a Mitt Romney butt puppy. |
| ^ is mitt romney's dressage horse! |
| ^ A piece of Mitt Romney's Dressage Horse's shit after being smacked up against a wall... :| |
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| ^is one of the 78 black pigs Mitt Romney harassed , had sex with and then ate them raw after he lost! :~ |
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| ^ Poops on his neighbour's lawn and blames the other neighbour's dog. |
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| Poops in his neighbors mouth. |
| Hires his neighbors to poop in his mouth, then eats their skin and suck on their eye-balls. |
| ^ Does not know what beer is. |
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| ^ Hates GIFs |
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| wrote a 30000 word essay on how much he loved beer and sent it to the UN. |
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| Wrote a 20,000 word report about China and read it orally to the class. |
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| ^ Has no physical body. Exists solely in cyberspace. |
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| HAS 40 years worth of anime on there list |
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| ^ Is a taliban. |
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