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justaway_neo said:
BanG Loli!

Dostojevskij said:
Sideways glance, you could just say boning

Nyarly-kamin said:
Hey hottie are you a potato chip bag? 'Cause i wanna insert my fingers all the way inside

Sethispr said:
You get a mouthwatery experience. It was lunch time. I was in the canteen with my friends. I decided to take a banana from the futuristic vending machine. I held a banana in my hand. The banana was long and yellow. I opened it carefully, peeling the skin off. Slowly, I put it in my mouth and took a bite. I could feel the taste on my tongue as I chewed. Then, once I chewed it up, gulping loudly I swallowed it and could feel it slowly going down my throat. It was an amazing experience. I was shocked: this was the best thing I've ever put in my mouth. It reminded me of him, and what we did last light. I then took another bite of the delicious banana.

Reinys said:

I'm just here to entertain myself

Darndles said:
our conversations with other messengers have led to a deepening of ultra-conscious consciousness. we are in the midst of an enlightened blossoming of will that will clear a path toward the galaxy itself. throughout history, humans have been interacting with the quantum soup via a resonance cascade

Darndles said:
focusing on a single point in space-time can lead to an understanding of plasma field resonance transfer modulation functions, combined with intrinsic healing frequencies encapsulating spiritual entrainment between sentient beings

Me on Anilist said:
And now Kanye is a nazi. What the fuck is happening? Am I dying? Am I insane? Life gave me actual lemons today. Did every lemon I turn into lemon juice represent every brain cell that I lost. My little car accident has now left me unable to play the air guitar.

Kuroni_Kuru said:
I'm not sure if the shirt is alive or if it's just a face-print. Assuming the former, I could probably win in a fight against a piece of clothing. If it's the latter, then IDK who's kidnapping me in the first place. They've got that whole "Miss Bellum" thing going on and I can't see their face. :\

2toasty2furious said:
We should normalize being sexually attracted to chairs.

soniyay said:
burgers are overhyped

3miL said:
cutting yourself while yelling uwu

Username said:
i'd love to taste your eggs

Neb63 said:
I accidently went inactive for a year and missed all of these replies. I appreciate the welcome!

3miL said:
*barfs rainbow-colored vomit*

Itachi said:
Zamasu did nothing wrong

MechaNaruto said:
Ehh pass maybe a new face will do the trick

Zedlin said:
You get false hope. "Whew," you sigh to yourself, I finally got rid of her... With her stuck inside the vending machine there's no chance she's get out of there. You leave the scene feeling relieved, a weight is lifted off your shoulders. The days go by the thought of being stalked by her start to fade away into the distance as if it was one bad dream. "That was too easy." You think to yourself, after all those months of being berated by her, it'd only be a matter of time until she found a way out of the vending machine... You return back hoping to put the doubts to rest. At first glance the machine looks to be the same as it was when you left originally but something felt... off. You check the front, nothing of note. Check the sides... nope nothing out of the ordinary. You decide to check the back as well. Your stomach drops to the ground as your nightmares are quickly revealed. A large hole was carved out in the back of the vending machine. "Where is she?" You mutter to yourself, quickly peering all around you out of fear. Before you can react you hear someone running behind you. You stumble after attempting to run away. With cackles in the air you feel a warm sensation in your abdomen, it was a large kitchen knife burrowed inside. "Ah, did I really school days myself?" You jest to yourself before quickly losing consciousness. You got the bad ending. Play again?

Dostojevskij said:

I could see why this would be a thing for him considering his personality
👁👁

Sherrinford_ said:

I mean what about yours xD

FarCritical said:
It's not long enough to be called long, I think? (Don't take that out of context)

Sethispr said:
You get the LOLI FBI straight to your door entrance. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti FBI rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and tiguratively.

Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a load "thud" as you take each 6 step You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it.

You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the comes bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two “invaders” stand there at the end of the hall.

With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply store in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream. You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire.

You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the FBI and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering what you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again.

LightWorker said:
Your underwear smells so good

MonkeeDan said:
burn the redheads!!!!!!!

thinkpad said:
I'm still going, and yes my penis still works.

scaevaelt said:
real men don't wipe

3miL said:
Zedlin belongs to the same race as Hello Kitty

SamuraiKsan said:
Here's balls, now grab them

HanamiDango said:
I prefer ecchi comedy but I don't mind the occasional ecchi action.

Nemo_Niemand said:
After reading the title name I got diarrhea.

Dostojevskij said:

Thinkpad are you flirting with my waif !!??

HanamiDango said:
You know what sounds nice? You telling us your kinks.

Dostojevskij said:
BOOBS ARE BOOBS YO

NorthmostIsle said:
we just made love and they're already back to playing Genshin v_v

SoapySamurai said:
I pee a lot. Water is quite the drink.

MxS7HGS said:
Chitoge's dream was really funny! She still looks cute as a dog btw. I wanna sniff and lick her a-hole. Yummy!

Kuroni_Kuru said:
Phew. Thank goodness November is over, otherwise I would've lost when the last batch of STONE OCEAN dropped. JK, JK... unless? ;3

MxS7HGS said:


I'm kinda honored. lol
But yeah, Chitoge is so damn cute I wish an actual hentai of her exists with that level of animation quality from the show. I can't be satisfied with mere fanarts of her online. I wanna see her every hole defiled in action!