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Jun 12, 2010 3:43 PM

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When I was 10 my friend lent me his older brother's fansubbed hentai VHS tape to watch...I can't remember the name of it today but it was awesome and that's all I remember of it.

Man kids these days have all the opportunities.
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Jun 12, 2010 3:56 PM

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This is quite a serious issue.
I hope he's found by now.
Jun 12, 2010 3:59 PM

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k0k0 said:
I hope he isn't found by now.
Jun 12, 2010 4:00 PM

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Dr4g0oNz said:
k0k0 said:
I hope he isn't found by now.


Oh you heartless person.
Edit: I mean people. Yeah, people.
Jun 12, 2010 4:02 PM

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It has been two hours since this topic started I sure hope the child has been found.

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. || Arthur Conan Doyle || Happy Halloween!
Jun 12, 2010 4:03 PM

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lol @ all these people acting like they give two shits
Jun 12, 2010 4:04 PM

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^^ Yeah. Hope so.

You're horrid Dr4go0nz.
Jun 12, 2010 4:05 PM

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That's mean >__<
Jun 12, 2010 4:05 PM

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leopardskin said:
lol @ all these people acting like they give two shits


funny? nope. even if it's a kid somewhere else in the world, he's a kid.
Jun 12, 2010 4:16 PM

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I'm sure he'll come back on his own eventually.

Old avatar and sig retired for now.
Jun 12, 2010 4:16 PM

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pics or it didn't happen.
Jun 12, 2010 4:18 PM

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62+1 posts doesn't that make this thread a success ?
Jun 12, 2010 5:30 PM

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If you find the kid dead and in pieces I want you to photograph or videotape the parents' reaction.
もののあはれ。。。
Jun 12, 2010 5:33 PM

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Ornithorhynchus said:
If you find the kid dead and in pieces I want you to photograph or videotape the parents' reaction.

only if he brings them to the actual crime scene. the parents have to actually see the dead kid to squeeze the real shock value out of it, otherwise it's just soap opera balls
Jun 12, 2010 5:35 PM

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leopardskin said:
only if he brings them to the actual crime scene. the parents have to actually see the dead kid to squeeze the real shock value out of it, otherwise it's just soap opera balls


Well, obviously.
もののあはれ。。。
Jun 12, 2010 5:36 PM

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the punch-line of this sitcom will be "..so do i get paid by the hour or by the amount of limbs your son has left?"
Jun 12, 2010 5:38 PM

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It would be too cool to see your faces when the police comes knocking on your door and you're taken in for questioning you sadistic people
Jun 12, 2010 5:39 PM

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who tf are you talking to, squarez
Jun 12, 2010 5:40 PM

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I only see 2 sadistic people on this page and yes you're one of them dear
Jun 12, 2010 5:42 PM

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i know i'm sadistic but i can't believe you're stupid enough to assume that there's going to be police at my door for this.
Jun 12, 2010 5:49 PM

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Hmm I don't quite actually understand what your problem is but you're definitely starting to get on my nerves which is impressive I might add; so seeing that you probably passed your drinking limit again I can only say you should be careful because some drugs probably shouldn't be mixed with alcohol
Jun 12, 2010 5:52 PM

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Well seeing the amount of time the topic poster hasn't replied has lead me to believe that he either:

1. found the kid
2. Found the kid dead in a sewer somewhere and is now scared shitless on what to do
3. is #2 but is half way to mexico as I type this.
Something cool to be placed here in the near future.
Jun 12, 2010 7:49 PM

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SquareZ said:
Hmm I don't quite actually understand what your problem is but you're definitely starting to get on my nerves which is impressive I might add; so seeing that you probably passed your drinking limit again I can only say you should be careful because some drugs probably shouldn't be mixed with alcohol

i just now saw this. you're so cute, squarez. i'm actually sober tonight, although i can't remember the last time i slept. despite that fact, all i was saying was that no cops are going to knock on my door, so you shouldn't worry your silly little head about imaginary things.
Jun 12, 2010 7:51 PM

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ShibuyaRiver said:
I just now noticed that he isn't home..


this is hysterically fucked up
Jun 12, 2010 10:07 PM

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Don't worry dear I'm not a person that cares about others, actually I find that other people's trouble is quite entertaining because is their own fault and they don't learn from it and make the same mistakes again so it's quite funny to watch
Jun 12, 2010 10:09 PM

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SquareZ said:
Don't worry dear I'm not a person that cares about others, actually I find that other people's trouble is quite entertaining because is their own fault and they don't learn from it and make the same mistakes again so it's quite funny to watch

i know that your stupidity is hilarious, but you shouldn't make fun of yourself. you're talking to someone who drinks once a week, tops. quit acting like you're hot shit because you have a stick shoved so far up your ass that you can't enjoy yourself every once and a while.
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SquareZ said:
Hmm I don't quite actually understand what your problem is but you're definitely starting to get on my nerves which is impressive I might add; so seeing that you probably passed your drinking limit again I can only say you should be careful because some drugs probably shouldn't be mixed with alcohol


you need to get laid
Jun 12, 2010 10:10 PM

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SquareZ, I needed you around to be ninja'd earlier and you failed!
Jun 12, 2010 10:19 PM

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leopardskin said:
i know that your stupidity is hilarious, but you shouldn't make fun of yourself. you're talking to someone who drinks once a week, tops. quit acting like you're hot shit because you have a stick shoved so far up your ass that you can't enjoy yourself every once and a while.


Noted, any other advices on how I should be successful in life like yourself?


webeissuckinbad said:
SquareZ, I needed you around to be ninja'd earlier and you failed!


There's always another time so no worries
Jun 12, 2010 10:23 PM

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Fair enough.
Jun 12, 2010 10:24 PM

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SquareZ said:
leopardskin said:
i know that your stupidity is hilarious, but you shouldn't make fun of yourself. you're talking to someone who drinks once a week, tops. quit acting like you're hot shit because you have a stick shoved so far up your ass that you can't enjoy yourself every once and a while.


Noted, any other advices on how I should be successful in life like yourself?

sure, quit being so stuck-up and at least be amusing if you're going to smear your e-vaginal blood all over my internet.
Jun 12, 2010 10:32 PM

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And here I was seriously trying to be funny, damn I fail at that too, sorry for ruining your day miss
Jun 12, 2010 10:36 PM

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rofl @ ruining my day. don't get your hopes up qtpie, i hardly get slighted over things from the internet. i don't know if you're just overly arrogant or incredibly dumb, but this is entertaining nonetheless.
Jun 12, 2010 10:39 PM

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The internet killed my dog and it still wasn't enough to ruin my day.
Jun 12, 2010 10:40 PM
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someone told me they didnt like me on the internet once and i was depressed for weeks
Jun 12, 2010 10:40 PM

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Takes one to know one my friend so stop acting like you know everything
Jun 12, 2010 10:42 PM

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oh jesus fucking christ, here we go with the forrest gump quotations and shit.

i'm done squarez, YOU WIN THIS INTERNET BRAWL GURLIE
Jun 12, 2010 10:42 PM

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Oi, I'm certainly not taking sides cause it's not WTFworthit but on the internet, everyone knows everything D:
Jun 12, 2010 10:45 PM

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Don't think so highly of me dear I took that from an anime, not smart enough to watch tv and shit...........so this was a brawl? I taught you needed at least 2 people for that and I seriously felt like I was talking to myself there
Jun 12, 2010 10:47 PM

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webeissuckinbad said:
Oi, I'm certainly not taking sides cause it's not WTFworthit but on the internet, everyone knows everything D:


So you're betraying me for the more aggressive type huh? Shame on you traitor
Jun 12, 2010 10:48 PM

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damn squarez ur beatin me up with these words, ur cleverness, i just can't compete.

it almost sounds like i've heard every line a million times, yet coming from you it's as fresh and new as a baby's ass.
Jun 12, 2010 10:50 PM

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I don't do betrayal because I've been hurt by it...

I was just saying >_>
Jun 12, 2010 10:52 PM

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Sucks to be you I presume............and here I'm the victim of your misdirected anger
Jun 12, 2010 10:54 PM

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ITT: morals of the derailed thread --
DON'T DO DRUGS
DON'T DO BETRAYAL
DON'T DO TOO MUCH INTERNET BRAWLING W SQUAREZ, SHE'S A TOUGH SUPERFICIAL COOKIE

also, like i've explained before, squarez. there is no anger coming from me. you were the only one who said you were pissed. i've been chuckling this whole time, my dear.
Jun 12, 2010 10:56 PM

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If the thread didn't derail it would have just died off ;p

If that failure babysitter hasn't found the kid by now, that failure babysitter has larger issues on their hands.
Jun 12, 2010 10:57 PM

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Ohh I see

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I seriously felt like I was talking to myself there


Should I explain what I wanted to say there or do you understand now ?
Jun 12, 2010 10:59 PM

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no squarez, please do explain everything that you wanted to say. take the stage
Jun 12, 2010 10:59 PM

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You're spending too much time somewhere I can't ninja you D:
Jun 12, 2010 11:01 PM

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download and install this, then thank asandari for relieving you of having to deal with people who act like idiots and like to pick internet fights for fun
Jun 12, 2010 11:04 PM

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Nvm I'm sure that with your incredible IQ and intelligence you can figure it out by yourself

webeissuckinbad said:
You're spending too much time somewhere I can't ninja you D:

Next time then
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