| your gonna serve me by giving me your body so i won't masturbate as much. any woman who wants my 8 inch cock is eligible to apply for the position accepting resumes now |
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| *fills one out and hands it to him* Now I'm out of here before K_N sees. |
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| If I tuck my penis in, could I be your mistress? |
34 said: im interested, what are the hours like and do i get free dental it depends on the day, you would be off when im at work or college, but you would be on stand by the entire time I'm at home. You also have off when I'm asleep, but be sure to be in my room by 7:00 AM when i wake up to rid me of my morning wood. |
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DrakeWants2Speak said: no, woman onlyIf I tuck my penis in, could I be your mistress? NB4 that's sexist |
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Metroid_Ex said: HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAA8 inch cock |
 You've come a long way, baby. |
Kimura said: its funny, i measured it 3 years ago and thought i was just your average guy. it never occurred to me at the time to measure it while i was fapping, and not during some random simi hard on. And its actually 8 1/16" but no one give a dame about a 16th of an inch.Metroid_Ex said: HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAA8 inch cock |
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| you're not fooling anyone |
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Kimura said: your just jealousyou're not fooling anyone should i give you a pic to make you even more envious really, measure it before you orgasm for maximum length, bet you'll see see an increase in your own. Can we get back on topic anyone other ladies interested |
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okthxbaiiJun 8, 2010 8:54 PM
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| Get a waifu |
| Ok™ |
Kimura said: Metroid_Ex said: HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAA8 inch cock ^ This |
Zange said: oddly enough that haha is roughly 8 inches.Kimura said: Metroid_Ex said: HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAA8 inch cock ^ This |
dpjdm said: Zange said: oddly enough that haha is roughly 8 inches.Kimura said: Metroid_Ex said: HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAA8 inch cock ^ This It is really thin... won't please anyone... you can like, stick it in a baby, but thats about it... |
Zange said: ....no my point was that it was ironically about 8 inches.dpjdm said: Zange said: oddly enough that haha is roughly 8 inches.Kimura said: Metroid_Ex said: HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAA8 inch cock ^ This It is really thin... won't please anyone... you can like, stick it in a baby, but thats about it... |
| i have a friend in austin if you really need to make a call tonite.. ($_$) |
 Xiaoling Squirrel; baddest rodent in the forest. |
dpjdm said: Zange said: ....no my point was that it was ironically about 8 inches.dpjdm said: Zange said: oddly enough that haha is roughly 8 inches.Kimura said: Metroid_Ex said: HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAA8 inch cock ^ This It is really thin... won't please anyone... you can like, stick it in a baby, but thats about it... *facepalm* |
dawnwan said: what's his/her name.i have a friend in austin if you really need to make a call tonite.. ($_$) |
| here's a pic.. |
Xiaoling Squirrel; baddest rodent in the forest. |
| is she loose like a goose on a noose? |
dawnwan said: I'm in dallas anyway, so the question is now irrelevant.here's a pic.. |
| ewww. DO. NOT. WANT. Need to be as tight as a baby's asshole am i rite? Time to E-Pound. # £. |
| lol |
Xiaoling Squirrel; baddest rodent in the forest. |
| Damn inches = how many cm again? :) if it's above 14 it's good :) |
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| thats 20 cm bro. |
| 2.25 = 1" |
Xiaoling Squirrel; baddest rodent in the forest. |
| i think |
Xiaoling Squirrel; baddest rodent in the forest. |
| 2.54 cm = 1 inch source: me |
| google it. |
Zange said: 20.32thats 20 cm bro. |
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