| Ahoy, me hearties! How be every scallywag’s day sailin’ so far?” Good, good! But mark me words, ye lily-livered landlubbers fer the rest o’ the day, ye best be speakin’ naught but in the tongue o’ a true pirate! No soft landlubber talk here!  |
Mao said: If you have to shit, shit! If you have to fart, fart!  |
| I didn't know about this day before, and I will probably forget about it soon. |
No, this isn't my signature. |
| Truth be told, many a sea dog o' old spoke plain, without all the "avast" an "'shiver me timbers" ye be expectin. This nonsense be for the wee ones in Halloween costumes with plastic cutlasses. |
| What a horrible culture appropriation thread, in 2025! I can't believe it. Okay, okay, I will steal some coppers from a blind beggar, only to adhere your bizarre whim (and donate it to my church ofc). Are you happy now? Just please, don't make me say "arrrrgh", I'm a gentleman after all. |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
| yar har har and so on and so forth.... |
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| I talk like that even when it's not this special day! XD |
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| tfw wanna talk like a pirate but you end up just sounding like an 18th century peasant |
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