| Stealing loosened trainseats |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| Stealing drag queen's panties |
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| Jaywalking |
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| For making the school lunch lady cry |
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| Stealing my Needless DVD's. STRAIGHT TO JAIL!! |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| Shooting all of the animals dead on a farm / ranch |
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| For that booty in the sig |
| Resisting arrest |
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| Putting pineapple on pizza |
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| Not putting pineapple on pisza |
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| Stealing all the pineapples. |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| For crimes against potatoes |
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| For accusing me to like elaina's feet |
| Arrested for pranking the police. XD |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| For stealing potatoes |
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| Not enough Hello Kitties |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Arrested for chasing Hello Kitty with a potato. |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| Not making eye contact too. |
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| Selling counterfeit Skims |
| Stole my heart and kidneys |
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| For only getting a 99 on the test |
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| DWI & public nudity |
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| Replacing gold with potatoes. |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| Rubbing store potatoes on his butt and putting them back for sale |
| Shoplifting |
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| For eating spaghetti without parmesan. |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| For having a expired potato license |
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| Kicked King Chezza's corgi |
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| Kidnapping sheep and forcing them to watch anime |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Watering potatoes with soda. |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
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| For stealing |
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| For watching Anime at 1x speed |
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| Killed someone at the Labyrinth |
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| Drunk driving |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| ^^Poisoning the nobles when they came over for a tea party when they were 8 years old. It got covered up by the butlers and the rest of staff, however 3 years ago one of the maids went for a walk to the nearby village market and found the bodies. After walking from the mansion, about 15 minutes later when she was close to the property gates, she tripped and stumbled down a slope. At the bottom of the slope she could see a fox, approximately 3 years old, dig their paws in the ground. Her curiosity got the best of her and when she went over to look she found the bodies. She knew trouble would come her way if she talked about what she found, especially knowing it's probably Little_Sheepling their 'work', so she climbed up the slope and started running without stopping. 3 years later she would find herself a small flat in the rural Corsican village Pigna. After growing accustomed to the other people in the village and finding a new place to work as a maid, she was overjoyed. So she decided to celebrate it at the local festival of Fête de la Lumière. Having drank a bit too much, she became very emotional when her new love interest, Olivier, asked her about her past. She spilled the beans. The gendarmerie was immediately told about this by Olivier the day after. That's how Little_Sheepling lost their freedom. SMH Edit: Stop posting while I'm typing SMH SMH Dostoj: Random fits of rage leading to fights |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| for not counting the ammount of people that ninja'd him |
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| For having 0 favs |
| Prank calling the FSB |
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| Started a hoax about a bomb being planted at one of Rin Tokikaze's live shows |
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| Little_Sheepling tried to steal someone underwear! Edit: What did I do? Also thx for making me laugh again @Wendango! Edit again: You know my dark secret guess nothing goes past you detective @Wendango! |
Rosy_RoseJul 22, 10:16 AM
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Rosy_Rose said: What did I do? you know gigaparsec said: LARPing Oi oi oi, That doesn't sound legal |
Wendy--Jul 22, 10:13 AM
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| LARPing Yandere Simulator |
  I've carved a picture into my skin. I showed everyone I'll never sin. Just 'cause I bleed like you, I'm not a man. Not of this world, and you must understand that I've got a predestined plan. |
| drunk driving and speeding |
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| Tax evasion |
| "Blood is thicker, but the drink I prefer is water"- Mili -Sandwiches anyone? -I am in excruciating mental agony |
| Unintentional cannibalism |
Smoking is only cool in anime, so please don't smoke |
| Deliberately putting a red sock in an all-white laundry wash |
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