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  This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
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      It's okay if you forget me.   |
| Feed me |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| posting food pics *hungry* |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| my cat just brought a live mouse into my room for her kittens to play with but all of the kittens are afraid of it so now there is just a live mouse running around my room |
  Just a glimpse of visual aid stay alive Of you on the other shoreline |
| Well, if you were lacking excitement now you have some unless you happen to like mice running around your room |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| Nothing larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| I don’t know why, but I read that in the voice of Marge Simpson |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| what does that even mean? |
| Just a glimpse of visual aid stay alive Of you on the other shoreline |
| looked under my bed to see where the mouse went... cat shit everywhere... apparently not all of the kittens like using the litterbox... |
| Just a glimpse of visual aid stay alive Of you on the other shoreline |
| cats and kittens are so much fun |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| update: I caught the mouse. I just waited for the kittens to wear him out by chasing him around a bit and then he practically ran to me begging me for mercy. He lives outside now. |
| Just a glimpse of visual aid stay alive Of you on the other shoreline |
| Such a nice Oofflepoof |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
I googled it and this thread was the 4th result.  |
| Just a glimpse of visual aid stay alive Of you on the other shoreline |
| By the way @Oofmastre9000, when are you uploading your next YouTube video, the last one was 2 years ago. |
| Won |
It's okay if you forget me. |
Mr_Libra said: By the way @Oofmastre9000, when are you uploading your next YouTube video, the last one was 2 years ago. Actually, I uploaded one just a couple days ago for a speedrun challenge, but it's unlisted. I'm not really proud of what's on my channel right now, it's just a couple of shitposts and me being bad at beat saber several years ago. |
| Just a glimpse of visual aid stay alive Of you on the other shoreline |
| Well I will take the win off your handle Ooflepoof :) |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| ok, you can have it. also your name no longer makes sense. |
| Just a glimpse of visual aid stay alive Of you on the other shoreline |
| Your name never made sense |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| This thread turned into "First thing that comes to mind" |
Waffles_ said: Your name never made sense Yeah, my like pre 2018 username was too normal so I switched to this because it's the internet and its dumb to have a username that makes sense. |
| Just a glimpse of visual aid stay alive Of you on the other shoreline |
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| Imma need all y'all to pay attention here. Now, I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I do not just post the first random thing that pops into my head in this thread. We have other threads for that. Speaking of threads, Ancient Egyptians were known for creating thread using plant fibers, wool and hair. Today, thread can also be made of many different materials including but not limited to cotton, wool, flax, nylon, silk, polyester etc. There are also metal threads (sometimes used in decorative textiles), which can be made of fine wire. Thread is similar to yarn, cord, twine, or string, and there is some overlap between the way these terms are used. However, thread is most often used to mean materials fine and smooth enough for sewing, embroidery, weaving, or making lace or net. Yarn is often used to mean a thicker and softer material, suitable for knitting and crochet. Cords, twines or strings are usually stronger materials, suitable for tying and fastening. Thread is made from a wide variety of materials. Where a thread is stronger than the material that it is being used to join, if seams are placed under strain the material may tear before the thread breaks. Garments are usually sewn with threads of lesser strength than the fabric so that if stressed the seam will break before the garment. Heavy goods that must withstand considerable stresses such as upholstery, car seating, tarpaulins, tents, and saddlery require very strong threads. Attempting repairs with light weight thread will usually result in rapid failure, though again, using a thread that is stronger than the material being sewn can end up causing rips in that material before the thread itself gives way. Yarns are measured by the density of the yarn, which is described by various units of textile measurement relating to a standardized length per weight. These units do not directly correspond to thread diameter. The most common weight system for thread specifies the length of the thread in kilometres required to weigh 1 kilogram. Therefore, a greater weight number (indicated in the American standard by the abbreviation wt) indicates a thinner, finer thread. The American standard of thread weight was adopted from the Gunze Count standard of Japan, which uses two numbers separated by a forward slash. The first number corresponds to the wt number of the thread and the second number indicates how many strands of fiber were used to compose the finished thread. It is common to wrap three strands of the same weight to make one thread, though this is not a formal requirement in the US standard (which is therefore less informative). A denier weight specification states how many grams 9,000 metres of the thread weighs. Unlike the common thread weight system, the greater the denier number, the thicker the thread. The denier weight system, like the common weight system, also specifies the number of strands of the specified weight which were wrapped together to make the finished thread. Only embroidery threads have their weights given in denier. Tex is the mass in grams of 1,000 metres of thread. If 1,000 m weighs 25 g, it is a tex 25. Larger tex numbers are heavier threads. Tex is used throughout North America and Europe. Manufacturers producing fine silk threads, apply their own scales of thread measurement using "aughts" or zeroes at the finest end and FFF at the other, thus scaling 000, 00, 0, A, B, C, D, E, F, FF, FFF. The three finest threads are described as having "three aughts", "two aughts", and "one aught" respectively, and as having different "aught counts". Within a given manufacturer's spectrum, a higher "aught count" indicates a finer thread: this may be given as a single digit followed by a forward slash and a zero— for example, 3/0 indicates a three-aught thread or a thread size "000", but this number only has significance when compared to other threads produced by the same manufacturer: one manufacturer's 3/0 will always be more fine than that same manufacturer's 2/0, but may not be comparable to the 3/0 of another manufacturer. Very roughly, however, size A is 900 yards per pound of thread, and every 100 yards difference is one letter size different. The size is always given for the overall thread, not its individual silk plies. Some heavier duty threads are given "commercial" size designations in set sizes of 30, 46, 69, 92, 138, 207, 277, 346, 415 and 554 only. Each of these numbers is merely the thread's denier size divided by 10. A commercial size 138 thread has a denier of 1380. |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
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| Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust" and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum loving fuck face. I hate aluminum so goddamn much. |
| ^Ironic |
It's okay if you forget me. |
| Ironic indeed |
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| is that Sasuke? *faints* |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| Isn't the best metal zinc? |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
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  "You seem to be adventurers, and quite skilled ones, at that!" |
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"You seem to be adventurers, and quite skilled ones, at that!" |
| The best metal is Led Zepelin |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| On your teeth 🦷 |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| Platinum best metal |
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| Key Lime Pie SOUNDS SO YUMMY |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| What is a key lime |
| Apple pie is good too |
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| We could actually have a whole conversation about how delicious pie is and I’m not even 100% sure why I got in the mood for Keylime pie but it taste so good. I think it’s because it’s refreshing and it’s hot as fk outside. |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
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| guys please stop posting |
| MAL quote button: Firefox addon | Chrome extension |
| Nah |
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| @onimage this is my big win though *crowd goes wild* @dostojevskij cmere and win |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| whoever posts next is baka |
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