| You spontaneously combust What happens when you touch grass? |
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| Each Formula 1 race weekend has five sessions spread over three days, with the first two on Friday, the second two on Saturday, before the Grand Prix finale on a Sunday. Funniest joke you've ever heard? |
  ─────────────────────────── "ɪ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ɪɴᴛᴜɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴀᴇꜱᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄꜱ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ" ─────────────────────────── ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴ ʙʏ ʙʀɪᴛɴᴇʏ ᴍᴀɴꜱᴏɴ 00:44 ━━⬤─────── 02:26 ⇆ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵◃ ❚❚ ▹ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵↻ |
| well i looked at the back of my spaghettios can for a cool joke and it said "store in a cool, dry place" i dont really get it though how do i make my fingers longer |
| daily reminder to try not to take it all so seriously! |
| Taping a guitar to the tips of each finger sq |
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| Stop being afraid to ask questions Is there a way to stop the horde? |
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| Wake up, why'd there be a horde chasing you? How can I sleep? |
| answer: with your mother. question: your mother? |
 obscureanimefan said: I think little girls are sexy. |
| Yes i fuck your mother What rhymes with "Orange"? |
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| Aurellius McFuckYourMother The Third |
| obscureanimefan said: I think little girls are sexy. |
| ^^Orange of course. That's why it's called an orange and not an apple. Is eating a good habit? |
| Real Chads strave themselves Is that nice? |
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| The definition of "that" has not been clarified and so I deem it to be not nice. Who is that near your doorstep? |
| its your dad back with the milk is mirrors real when our eyes cant see |
| obscureanimefan said: I think little girls are sexy. |
| You forgot to put the question mark at the end Is this you? |
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| No, I'm me Are books good? |
| Books is for nerds Can we make anime real? |
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| Only if we create a 4th dimension, so that the 3rd dimension and the 2nd dimension have enough room to interact with one another. When is your birthday? |
| The same day as my unborn twin died Happy now? |
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| happy meal what else would you like with your sad meal? |
│Resign? 🕊➤Yes / No│  │Resign? Yes / ⚔➤No│ |
| Stop telling me how to feel. I'll feel however I want to, and if I want to be miserable then I'll be miserable. What was the last prize you won? |
| Wait, what's that? Are you fine? |
| ⬆️⬆️ The putting alcohol insinde your ass prize ⬆️ Stop ninja'd me Did you survive it? |
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| It's clear you haven't read the obituaries lately. What is the most interesting thing you have learned? |
| One life is worth an ant and the ant was someone... How's the weather? |
| ⬆️⬆️ How to commit murder and get away with it ⬆️... Huh? |
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| You spelled commit wrong, that's murder but you didn't get away with it. Do you think perception is an important concept in Philosophy? |
| Still got away with it What did i misspell again? |
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| You got away with it! What is life? |
| Instant death Why are Lions the king of the animals? |
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| They got that "man" in their manes Do you think cannibalism is legal? |
| Of course, there is a black how in the centre of the solar system. Is there any parallel universe? |
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| There are parallel lines right? Is mathematics fun? |
| Isekai and maths Can you help her? |
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| Who's her? I'm me. Are penguins big? |
| ^^ Don't stop letting people not help. People do not need you to stop letting them not help others. ------------------ ^ Can one really answer such a question? Are our eyes mirrors of reality? ------------------ Would you impeach General Tso and his chicken? |
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| I'd eat the chicken Is dictatorship truly that bad? |
| Cause the latitudes and longitudes were messed up during construction Why try? |
| No Now what? |
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| Sit down and wait for death is "no" a good phrase? |
| Schizophrenia Does liquid medicine taste good? |
 "You fought to the end. You survived. That's why you're here now. I think that's something you should be more proud of." - Vladilena Milizé |
| if you freeze it first and dip it in sand it goes down smoothly why are you the way that you are? |
| daily reminder to try not to take it all so seriously! |
| You alright! I learned by watching you What is the best food to insert anally? |
| The whole point is to not be like everyone else; otherwise you're just like them. |
| It's a jelly, that squishy feeling is so good. Why are you here in MAL? |
| The sands of time never stay still, they get lifted by the winds and form a dune. It's a choice I have to make and live with. Favourite topping on a pizza? |
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| Fresh blood What are your hobbies? |
─────────────────────────── "ɪ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ɪɴᴛᴜɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴀᴇꜱᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄꜱ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ" ─────────────────────────── ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴ ʙʏ ʙʀɪᴛɴᴇʏ ᴍᴀɴꜱᴏɴ 00:44 ━━⬤─────── 02:26 ⇆ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵◃ ❚❚ ▹ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵↻ |
| What are hobbies other than the activities that we exert our energy in yet have fun. The human race is inherently masochistic. Why is the Moon amazing? |
| You wouldn't fucking get it Why are you still in MAL? |
| Because I'm here :D Are schools good? |
| Only if you are a school shooter Where's Waldo? |
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| On top of you, and breathing hard Interested in a Waldo x Spunkert Doujinshi ? |
| The whole point is to not be like everyone else; otherwise you're just like them. |
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