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(half-serious) What do you think is the best approach for getting a ninja girl harem in real life?

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Dec 29, 2022 3:28 AM
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I just want to read your wild takes om the subject.
Dec 29, 2022 8:41 AM
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I dont know man. Maybe ask Tengen Uzui. 
If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then its not a waste of time.

Dec 29, 2022 9:15 AM
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you have to be very successful. famous, rich and lots of connections. then there will be more than enough willing women, who will even share you and do mostly what you want.
Dec 29, 2022 12:10 PM
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I think Naruto had it right. You have to become the Hokage.
I CELEBRATE myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.
Dec 29, 2022 12:18 PM
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Flaunt your superior ninjutsu by sneaking into their bedrooms and setting devious traps in their underwear drawers.
Dec 29, 2022 7:16 PM
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Like right now? I think you should just post some craigslist ads, some 'ninja girl harem wanted' posts on the subreddit for your local area. 

HOT NINJA GIRLS IN MY AREA
Dec 29, 2022 7:20 PM
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You have to become a master ninja yourself and defeat 100+ ninja,..

FZREMAKE said:
I dont know man. Maybe ask Tengen Uzui. 
Tengen def came to mind.
Dec 29, 2022 7:49 PM
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Step 1. Find a ninja girl.
Step 2. Find another ninja girl.
Step 3. Yep, you guessed it...find yet another ninja girl...because three is the minimum for a harem.
Step 4. Be honest...you never finished step 1, did you? ;)

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