| my left butt cheek was hurting today |
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| Today's a good day |
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| FOR NOW... You just wait ingenate, life will find a way to ruin it. And when it’s ruined...you’ll think about how you were having such a good day and out of no where, shit hit the fan Mark. My. Words |
| oh snap |
| Yes, I agree with Daisuki |
 «  »- Aiai Gakusha - "Hey look, don't rush! I'm healthy enough to sleep late maybe " |
dddddaisuki said: FOR NOW... You just wait ingenate, life will find a way to ruin it. And when it’s ruined...you’ll think about how you were having such a good day and out of no where, shit hit the fan Mark. My. Words Maybe one day. Life's going to go up from now on though.. I think anyway. Shit will hit the fan but ima break that fan and be fine |
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| No ingenate, you will be devastated dddddaisuki said: brUH I am kind of getting nervous about hanging out with my friends later cuz they’re all telling me that sum girl is gonna try to get sum from me, but I have gf n she disgusts me so I’m gonna have to shoot her ass down. N I’m kinda mad cuz she making me uncomfortable when I should just be thinking about having fun. Hoe It actually did t turn out that bad. She was cool at first n then she started drinking n smoking n Said girl got high n started rubbing my stuff with her leg while we were all sitting on the couch, n then I was acting like nothing was happening n repositioning my legs so she couldn’t fit her leg in my crotch area n then she got even more high n we were sitting by the pool n she was trying to grab my face to gimme a kiss or w/e n I was like naw n I wouldn’t look at her. And then girl got even more high n passed out on couch n then she got up to go throw up. And it was hilarious hearing her throw up. N then her boyfriend wouldn’t stop calling her. He literally called her for 30 minutes straight. Chump N then she went to sleep on couch n then her sister whom I’m really cool with was like laying down with me, n she was like let’s pretend to have sex n I was just there like ok. N then she started like moving m stuff n making sounds and I’m like chill cuz I’m getting hard. N she’s like haha ok never mind, and then she got up and then I forgot what happened but I think she tried to get me to go up to room with her n I was like naw so she grabs some other dude n they go upstairs n then they come down like 3 minutes later. I don’t think they smashed N then everyone left except me n that one dude that went up with that girls sister. N then I called my gf and we talked til we fell asleep n then I forgot why I woke up like 3 hours later AND WE WERE STILL ON THE CALL n I was like hey dude my phone is about to die. Twas an ok night |
| oh snap |
| Why wasn’t I like “ok guys I have a gf so stop touching me n stuff”? The funny thing is THEY ALL KNOW I HAVE ONE???? |
| oh snap |
| God damnit, nobody respects the sanctity of relationships anymore |
| oh snap |
| Cool story bro |
| go ahead and cheat on your gf, hardships are known to bring people together |
| i infrequently perish |
| I will do no such thing. I am a man of HONOR I would break up with my gf first n the smash so technically it’s not cheating |
| oh snap |
| 200 iq |
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Daayan said: Cool story bro I was just going through my WhatsApp contact list (cuz I like looking at ppls profile pics) n then I stumbled across this fat hor that at I hit on once at a bar. It was an all black night and me and my friend were literally the only white guys there and then her fat ass was right next to us the entire night n then she starts talking to me and my drunk ass asks her for her number n then I try getting her to come back to my car so we can smash n I’m like” let’s go to my car” m she’s like giggling n saying no n I’m like ok bitch. N then me and my friend are too smashed to drive home so I call my mom and she picks us up and I’m telling my mom how I was hitting on a fat girl n then the next day I hit her up n she’s like “I’m married” n I’m like... well why the fuck did you give me your number??? N yeah. She looks cute on her WhatsApp profile pic but she’s gross irl... |
| oh snap |
| I'm in too much of a good mood tbh |
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| A skillful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war |
| i infrequently perish |
| Today I bought a new monitor, but now I'm gonna refund it because the brightness is absurdly high -yes, I was able to reduce it a lot but it's not enough- and my eyes can't take it. |
| Goddammit. My last post (already deleted) on AD was the most embarassing Engrish statement I've ever posted I posted it hours ago and just realized it sounded very wrong Gotta be more careful choosing my words next time |
DefeatingMeMay 22, 2021 4:33 AM
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| my favs suck and idk how to make them better or don't even know what i actually like. i get influenced every day and want to add back certain characters or shows in my favs but there's no room and when i add too much, i feel confused for no reason. bruh a character popped up in my head to add in my favs as soon as i woke up this morning. |
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| I talk about how much i hate salt and sanctuary but yet i cant stop playing it, and will probably will play a second playthrough |
  “Do you need a reason to love someone?.” -Tachibana Akira- |
Ingenate said: I'm in too much of a good mood tbh You're welcome |
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Yeah yeah take it all in haha |
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| I got a mosquito bite on my foot 😕 |
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| hands and feet those suck |
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| I need some magic |
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| FG always put me in very good mood lol |
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| *watching The penguins of Madagascar with my dad* Me: daddy, who do you think is the best penguin? Dad: Kowalski, of course. Me:... Rico best penguin Dad:... I don't love ya anymore. |
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| can i poke someone's eye out |
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PelosNinjayeye said: *watching The penguins of Madagascar with my dad* Me: daddy, who do you think is the best penguin? Dad: Kowalski, of course. Me:... Rico best penguin Dad:... I don't love ya anymore. Idk skipper's pretty nice too |
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Ingenate said: PelosNinjayeye said: *watching The penguins of Madagascar with my dad* Me: daddy, who do you think is the best penguin? Dad: Kowalski, of course. Me:... Rico best penguin Dad:... I don't love ya anymore. Idk skipper's pretty nice too I dOn'T LoVe Ya AnYmOrE. |
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You get abandoned for liking the wrong penguin and it becomes a news story |
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| kowalski best penguin any day |
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iva- said: kowalski best penguin any day My dad likes you (Oh god, that sounds bad without context) |
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| I don't really remember that movie so enlighten me on why they're the best |
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Ingenate said: I don't really remember that movie so enlighten me on why they're the best Skiper is the leader Kowalski is the brain Rico is that idiot who eat and destroy everything Cabo is the cute |
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| Pillows you're a genius. I have recovered my knowledge on the penguins thanks to you |
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| WAIT, CABO IS PRIVATE IN THE ENGLISH VERSION HDJSHSJSH |
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Ingenate said: You're welcomePillows you're a genius. I have recovered my knowledge on the penguins thanks to you |
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PelosNinjayeye said: lmao i think it sounds bad even with contextiva- said: kowalski best penguin any day My dad likes you (Oh god, that sounds bad without context) |
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| Ye I love dads |
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| kinda miss coffeebrew |
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| my lungs hurt holy shit it Feels like im inhaling toxic shit but my breathing is fine, my lungs just hurt so bad this is awful i cant even do anything about it |
| Monday glum day |
   I take you back yeah, i know it seems surprising when there's lipstick still on the glass and the full moon rising but it's me who makes myself mad i take you |
| Dumb fuck at work was talking to me like I was his bitch. So I started being really sarcastic with him and then he asked me if I was fucking retarded n then I started laughing and then he asked me if I thought it was funny n I was like ya bro it’s hilarious >:[ REEEE |
| oh snap |
| cool story bro |
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