| He was playing with nuclear weapons, what else could have happened? |
バンの一味 |
| tripped over their shoelaces and fell into a bathtub full of piranhas |
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| I don't know. It wasn't me. I wasn't there. It was an accident. I want to speak to my lawyer. |
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| got thigh choked by his/her waifu to death |
 I accept random friend requests! |
| Suicide. |
| messed with the wrong kind of people |
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| They kicked a wall with too much force. |
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| fell off the bed |
| the chronic stress of taking care of dozens of cats took a toll |
it's over | we're so back | don't take this too seriously |
| lung cancer |
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| seeing cute things |
| Fell from up above to a lot of spikes below |
| got their fingers caught in a meat grinder and couldn't turn it off in time |
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| Picked the wrong house |
| Exploded from intentional game design |
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| Abduction by Maaaiii |
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| alone |
| 한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요 |
| picked up a small bright orange bead from the ground, thought it was cool looking and put it in his pocket jumped five seconds later by a gang of abacus-wielding children who want their stolen bead back |
| neglected to fasten their seat belt |
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| forgot to turn off the stove |
it's over | we're so back | don't take this too seriously |
| They decided to climb a cherry tree to take pictures of the little birds in a nest. They forgot to turn the flash off and scared the chicks. Due to the intense guilt they threw their phone with all their strength as far as they can, but they forgot to open the wrist strap. The phone flung back and hit them quite hard on the funny bone of their left elbow and they instantly lost their hold on a branch and tumbled down to their demise. No birds were hurt in this incident. |
バンの一味  |
| They looked at me. No one looks at me and survives. Sorry uwu |
  Why do you hate cats? ♫ |
| Was stampeded by the bulls. |
𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞. |
| They got too close to maaaiii |
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| They were grrrrred off a cliff by a dragon. |
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| we Don't Talk about how the previous user died we just Don't |
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| It was horrible. They jumped off the 8th floor of a flat and smashed onto the ground with their back. Bones were protruding out of their skin and blood was seeping out under them and all around. They were still alive, as if this was a miracle. "I'm sorry, I leave my beloved cat in your care" were the last words they uttered before the light of their eyes faded. Their hands were wrapped around a fluffly animal, a cat. The cat was alive and had a look of horror before it was handed to the animal care and trauma centre. It was said that the window was left open and the cat stood outside on the windowsill, but slipped off and they rescued it with their life. Kids, please don't get a cat when you live so high up! |
バンの一味 |
| crumpet food poisoning and tea burnt his mouth. |
| They experienced too much kinetic energy |
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| Minded every step but never looked back. |
 サディスティックな考え "JUST KILL ME." サディスティックマインド |
| disregarded the "don't try this at home" warning |
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| with no shelter, water, or proper clothing to survive the harsh winter elements, Hughsie decided to do the most unconventional thing he could in his last moments of life- juggling like five donuts over and over again thing is, Hughsie isn't the best at juggling donuts, and one of them landed on his eyeball when he wasn't paying attention immediately Hughsie falls to the ground and enters a fetal position, clutching his eye in pain donuts strewn around him on the snow, he falls into a deep, deep slumber, never to wake up again |
| Vaping duuuuude, it's liiiiiit. Esketit lil-pump yeah *smokes a fat bong of vapes* |
Why do you hate cats? ♫ |
| Shot during a bank robbery |
  ♡ Harder Daddy ♡ |
| Overdose |
 _______I like rocks__  |
| Getting hit in the balls by a tennis ball |
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