Ahhhh, it's that time of the year again ladies and gents! Step right up, and toss that chastity belt on! Who's going to win this time? Only time will show. So please again, step right up and slap those belts on, or lay those bets down. It'll be a rousing competition I'm sure. A few rule changes have been made for absolute clarity. It is IMPERATIVE that you read them. Rules: - The competition officially starts at 12:01 AM Pacific on October 1st, 2009. You have until 11:59 PM the day before (Wednesday) to enter. To enter, please post in this thread. - Previous winners will not be admitted into the contest directly following their victory. I also reserve the right to refuse admittance to anyone of my choice. However, once in the competition, you will remain in the competition until you lose. - Wet dreams do not count. - As noted by the glorious dictionary (the stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.), the mere act of self stimulation is an out. So if you start and think you’ve not gone too far, you may as well finish yourself off. - If you don't spank it, this probably isn't the place for you. Do us all a favor and don't enter. We want a chance at victory, too. - Sex counts. Getting laid is a much bigger achievement than winning a no masturbation contest on an animu forum, so be proud and admit it. You sellout. Were they easy? Can I give them my number? - There are check-ins once a week, just so we’re sure who is still with the competition and who isn’t. Not checking in will result in disqualification. - The check in period lasts for one day from 12:01 AM Pacific every Thursday lasting to 12:00 AM Pacific Friday. All you have to do is post with a simple, "Still in." during that period and you'll move on to the next week. Try to not clutter the thread too much during that period if at all possible. - Be honest! You have nothing to gain from spanking it and lying to us, do you? - In the event you get out, please post the time (in Pacific) that you got out. Details are also appreciated ;D When you declare you're out of the contest, use one of the following gifs for easy identification. Seriously, it makes shit a lot easier to skim through:  And of course we need something Seinfeld themed...  The winner of the contest shall receive the glorious  Titus Balsac award, as well as the title, "Master Of His Domain" to display where they feel fit. Of course, let's not forget our epic failures, the first person to fap in this contest(ignoring the trolls~) shall receive the illustrious  Breakneck Beater award. Contestants In: GeorgeMoshington Lemonlyme Contestants Out: 10/1/09 Xstasy - 2:14 PM - Breackneck Beater. I blame Pim. Pineappledishes - 4:16 PM 10/2/09 Darkbustercloud - 12:15 AM EddieSpaghetti - 5:32 AM Shur - 9:45 AM Standy - 5:38 PM Mawootad - 8:03 PM - Says it isn't due to Metroid's loli porn. I call shenanigans. 10/3/09 DaBigD - 12:01 AM - Totally Cares Yuruku - 12:04 AM - I blame Taiga. LaiLidE - 12:05 AM Drybananna - 1:23 PM - Needs restraint like I need a $5 crackwhore. Metroid_Ex - 3:04 PM - Pedo. Neverender - 4:30 PM - I blame me. BlueYoshi - 6:12 PM Rewtle - 7:30 PM Fudgy - 7:38 PM - I blame Ryuuji. CanadaAotS - 9:06 PM - Blacks on Azns chinlamp - 9:26 PM - Bow Chicka Bow Wow 10/4/09 mschea - 3:32 AM SolitarySoul - 3:20 PM Stubs - 7:23 PM 10/5/09 Lepchin17 - 4:48 AM Cloud - 7:02 AM Nitre - 8:23 AM Gol_D_Lex - 12:17 PM Beef_Whistle - 1:18 PM HarryTram - 10:15 PM 10/6/09 Kirky - 1:32 PM qtipbrit - 6:41 PM Hotstrawberry - 7:10 PM - I spanked her a little too hard :( 10/7/09 Daner - 2:12 PM 10/8/09 miked - 5:28 PM 10/12/09 Scud - 11:24 AM - Nice work Sophie <3 10/14/09 Seight - 5:53 AM 10/16/09 Xjellocross - 2:35 PM - Furry roomate sucked him off. 10/17/09 Saitoe - 12:03 PM - Somehow he got drunk, and laid. Vagabond - 6:35 PM Kurtz - 11:11 PM 10/18/09 Nadeko - 6:23 PM 10/19/09 MichelleLee - 9:25 PM 10/22/09 Bakayaro - 12:13 AM - SHAVED ASIANS 10/23/09 HeVi - 12:00 PM 10/24/09 Darkdragon500 - 9:07 AM 10/31/09 BadLuckTuck - 11:17 AM 11/5/09 lily-dude - 5:15 PM 11/8/09 Gunther75 - 4:29 AM Contestants Dropped: BL_Otaku Indirect_Purple Kittenia Kamadaki Factor dojowitch Burek Sick_Bastard EmoDarkii Karisma neutralizer AnimeObsess Cyabvear Sohei ShadowbladeEdge psycheadrenaline  |
BakayaroNov 10, 2009 9:48 PM
"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne? |
DramaQueen said: I'm in. |
 |
| can't participate ... again. but I'll still be visiting this thread for the lolz ^o^ good luck to the participants! o7 |
 |
| This sounds interesting, I'm in. |
| I'm in. |
| Ahaha. What kino said. |
| alright, I'm not winning, but I'm fuckin in |
| Signature removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Site & Forum Guidelines. |
| yeah, that whole bolded red text shit is subtle, but I noticed it. I'm very observant. |
| Signature removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Site & Forum Guidelines. |
| in |
| Ah, I've been waiting for this! I'm in. |
| lmfao /watches topic |
 |
| I'm in. This time I'm gonna try and get some friends to play that will CHECK IN once per week. |
| IN \o/ |
<img src="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e297/kitsu_ayame/Untitled-6.png" /> |
| im in what has come over me, last time i did this i turned into a cranky buttmunch |
  |
Bakayaro said: i fap too much so its good to take a break, sometimes i think... yea i really should stop its getting to be an obsession and this thread killed it for a few months or w/e last timeGod you guys eat this shit up. |
|
| wait i wasn't a previous winner right? i was 4th place or sumthing |
|
| I'm in. |
 |
| In. I think it should start a bit earlier than October 1st though. |
| I'm in, This time for much more than 3 days, I'm going to win this. :D |
 |
| Yea sure. |
chinlamp said: Timer is only there for necessity, HIMYM gif because it looked good. I figure the first would be Seinfeld themed, but other than that I don't have enough .gifs to go around. So I'm not worrying about it too much, it's still Seinfeld at heart, and I'll try to include at least one Seinfeld gif per, but other than that, it should be misc gifs that are kind of... well, you know.Baka, you have a How I met your mother gif in the OP, and a countdown timer similar to 'Slapdown'. What about having a bit of continuity and choosing a theme for each contest? Last was Seinfeld, this one is HIMYM, etc. Oh, and in. |
"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne? |
Eh said: FUCKIN' ROFL.even this has an edition And count me in otouto~ Oh god. |
KirkySep 4, 2009 9:06 AM
 |
| HHHHHHHHHHHHNGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRFUCKKKKKKLEEE @ kirky Also, obv Im in. |
| In again as well. (AirDemon was my username before) |
 |
| this contest isnt erotic enough for me |
| I'm in... No fapping will at least save me some time. |
| I'm in. Cybering with Boursk doesn't count right? |
| <&Xjellocross> Don't leave me alone guys, GROUP EFFORT Okay, I'm in. I feel like I will regret this. |
     |
| >><~Xjellocross> Let's go guys I don't want to, but I'll do him for it. Edit: Ehm, I meant do it for him. |
 |
| Made it in time this time. I'm in. |
<img src="http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff227/PocketAsianNano/Izaya-sig-1.gif?t=1269484673" border="0" /> |
Bakayaro said: If Xinil were to enter, he'd be the second person to lose. He'd watch the fapper fap, and be so turned on that he'd fap himself. I'm not relying on Mr Panda anymore, I'm gonna ask you all my pointless questions from now on. |
| In. |
| Why not, I'm in. |
BlueYoshi said: ...I'm flattered, really.Bakayaro said: If Xinil were to enter, he'd be the second person to lose. He'd watch the fapper fap, and be so turned on that he'd fap himself. I'm not relying on Mr Panda anymore, I'm gonna ask you all my pointless questions from now on. |
"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne? |
| Wow, getting a fair few people :) I just want to last a month, at least. |
| Last time I only lasted 5 days. This time I gotta at least double that. ....and I think I'm passed my Nami stage. I hope. |
More topics from this board
» ABC Song Titles Game V.2 ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )Kunii - Aug 14, 2024 |
2503 |
by keikechaaa
»»
55 seconds ago |
|
» Would you kiss the user above, or the user below? ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )removed-user - Jul 28, 2024 |
847 |
by Noboru
»»
1 minute ago |
|
» Make a song title with one word from the previous song title ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )Richoften - Dec 17, 2023 |
4797 |
by keikechaaa
»»
2 minutes ago |
|
» Do something to the user above you v.7 ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )Kunii - Aug 9, 2020 |
4234 |
by lolita
»»
2 minutes ago |
|
» Does the above thing make you angry? ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )Serafos - Jan 27, 2022 |
2699 |
by Noboru
»»
2 minutes ago |