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Aug 25, 2015 11:06 PM
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!~~The Game of Absolute Choice~~!


Recently I choose Noucome in the guess that anime thread and it kind of got me thinking that maybe to would be fun to have a thread where you have the absolute choice curse, wa ha HA!

So how this thread works is you make up a situation and give two to four options on how you can handle it with having to pick one. You can't cop out and say none. This is absolute choice. If you don't pick one, you die ^.^. Then you make a new situation.

Example
Hibbington said:

Your romantic interest picks up your computer that you left a porn page open.
Do you:
1. Take the computer and smash it to the ground
2. Take it like a champ and say that it is what I want to try next time
3. Break up and say your not enough for me


I'll also start this with this example as I actually kind of want to hear someone's answer XD.
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Aug 26, 2015 12:51 AM
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1. Take the computer and smash it to the ground. "NO YOU NEVER SAW THAT OK?"

Absolute choice n°2 : You stand at the top of a 500-meter tall building with your loved one. At least one of you have to jump.
1. Jump alone
2. Push your loved one
3. Jump with your loved one and protect him/her
4. Jump with your loved one and make him/her protect you
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Aug 26, 2015 1:24 AM
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3. Jump with your loved one and protect him/her

Absolute Choice No. 3;
You are a railyard worker and you are standing by a lever that switches the track. Suddenly you see a runaway train barreling down the track, further down the line are 5 people completely unaware of their impending doom. If the train continues down the track it will surely kill them. Luckily, you can heroically intervene and choose to pull the lever, switching the track and sending the train onto another path. But, on this path, one of your immediate relatives is also standing unaware. What do you do?

a. Switch the track; I'm sorry family, but the many come first! :(
b. I can't kill family. Leave the train to kill the 5.
c. Ignore the dilemma, and leave. Pretend you saw nothing. Only afterwards you commit suicide because of the guilt above your head.
Aug 26, 2015 2:48 AM
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c. Ignore the dilemma, and leave. Pretend you saw nothing. Only afterwards you commit suicide because of the guilt above your head.


Absolute choice no 4

A kidnapper kidnapped your wife and your daughter. You found it out that the kidnapper was your son she says that you only have one move. You can either

a. Kill the son
b. save your wife and leave ur daughter to get rape or death
c. save your daughter and get your wife raped/death
d. Kill urself
Aug 26, 2015 3:55 AM
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A. Kill the son.
Evidently he has intentions of killing/vitally harming my family so it makes this decision easier.

Absolute Choice No. 5
Someone calls you out for something you did behind their back. Do you...

a. Inward cringe and say nothing/apologise.
b. Say that you meant it; be honest.
c. Walk away, you don't want to deal with their crap.
Aug 26, 2015 4:07 AM
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Absolute Choice No. 5
Someone calls you out for something you did behind their back. Do you...

a. Inward cringe and say nothing/apologise.
b. Say that you meant it; be honest.
c. Walk away, you don't want to deal with their crap.


b. Say that you meant it; be honest.
I think that it would be best to just be honest if they already know.

Scenario:
At 35 years old, a somewhat successful entrepreneur, you have amassed a mini fortune of $3,000,000 and have a great spouse and 3 adorable children aged 7, 9 and 11 (their gender doesn't matter). However, after coughing progressively badly for the past year (so bad that you stopped working), you were recently diagnosed with stage 4 of a rare variation of lung cancer. The doctor tells you that you have 4 months left to live without treatment, but presents you with a wide range of treatments to prolong your life. Each different treatment has it's pros and cons. It's up to you to decide what to do.

a. Undergo Chemotherapy (extend life for an estimated 20 months). You will be vomiting almost every day, feel even weaker than you are now, lose your appetite and lose all your hair. [Estimated cost: $1000 per month]

b. Undergo Experimental Drug Trial A (extends life for an estimated 5 years) Short term side effects include schizophrenia, dementia and depression. Long term side effects are not known. [Estimated cost: $500 per day (~$180k per year)]

c. Undergo a Revolutionary Surgical procedure. The procedure involves a complete lung transplant, a 6 month rest phase (when you will be bed-ridden) and the consumption of some medication for the rest of your life. However, you only have to consume the medication if it is a success... The doctor points out that this procedure has never been conducted before and that the 'theoretical success rate' is 50%. Should it fail, you will have an early departure from this life. Should it succeed, you will be expected to live for another 30-40 years. [estimated cost: $1 million for the operation; $100,000 for medicine per year from then on]

d. Tell the doctor that you don't want to take any treatment. Instead, you spend whatever time you have left with your family and leave your fortune as an inheritance to them.
Aug 26, 2015 4:34 AM
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d. Tell the doctor that you don't want to take any treatment. Instead, you spend whatever time you have left with your family and leave your fortune as an inheritance to them.


Taking treatments are way too risky.

You and your friends were in a car that you're driving. Suddenly, the brake stopped working and you crashed off the cliff from the road. When you woke up, you found that all your friends were waiting for you, you tried to stand up, but you couldn't, you realized that you broke your leg. Soon, the day went dark and your friends decided to leave you behind, you asked them to wait but they didn't. After some days, your leg had been already fine and you decided to revenge. What would you do?

A - Find them out and kill them. (Police won't find out)
B - Sue them. (100% win)
C - Forgive them.
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Aug 26, 2015 4:39 AM
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Forgive them.

A fat sweaty man begins to stalk you over the internet. What do you do?

1. Track the man down and kill him
2. Quit the internet
3. Give him your address and all your details
Aug 26, 2015 2:11 PM
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If he's fat and sweaty and a damn perv/pedophile then,
1. Track the man down and kill him.
I can't quit the internet, then I'd have to buy all my anime!

You win the lottery for $1 000 000; the only downside is it's by mistake. They checked your ticket wrong (if that is even possible). You...

a. Confess and return the money.
b. Keep it but also donate some to charities.
c. Keep it completely for yourself.
Aug 26, 2015 2:16 PM

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Keep it completely for myself. Muhahahahahahah Imma greedy bastard.

Anime is under threat of being shut down completely by a amassed army of idiots. What do you do?

1. Join the army, infiltrate their ranks and kill them from the inside!
2. Nuke them all.
3. Just give up and walk away, anime is stupid anyway.
Aug 26, 2015 2:22 PM

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1. Join the army, infiltrate their ranks and kill them from the inside.
That's if there was enough time. Otherwise 2., quick and easy.

You see a homeless person. Do you...

a. Walk past. It's what everyone does.
b. Give them a bit of money.
c. Give them food; meatball sub for 'em.
Aug 26, 2015 2:36 PM

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Option A. Homeless people where are I live are homeless almost by choice.

Your female friend has turned into a mermaid. What do you do?

A. Kill her and have a neat grill party with some fish and chips.

B. Sell her to a Zoo.

C. Have her live In your bathtub for her entire life.

D. Open a Sushi shop.
Aug 27, 2015 4:39 AM

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C. Have her live In your bathtub for her entire life.


Zombies are coming,you will...

A - Kill yourself.
B - Contact your friends.
C - Take the nearest thing to you as your weapon.
"Love does not hurt when you're loving the right person."-
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Aug 27, 2015 8:04 AM

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A - Kill Yourself.

Your pretty screwed so.

Here is a very anime like scenario

You fall down and your hand so happens to land on this innocent girl's boob.
1. Do you make a statement that you just wanted to know if they were real?
2. Do you start to grope them and ask her to be yours?
3. Do you say that she isn't big enough and proceed to jump on another girl with bigger boobs?
Aug 27, 2015 10:35 AM

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1. Make a statment that I just wanted to know if they are real.
I'm not smooth enough to do number 2.

Someone took some embarassing pictures of you and plans to show them to everyone of your friends and family on Facebook. Do you...

1.Sneak into their house at night and steal the flash drive with the pictures.
2.Pay them so they don't show the pictures.
3.Hack into their computer to delete the pictures and leave a virus behind so hopefully you get some dirt on them
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3.Hack into their computer to delete the pictures and leave a virus behind so hopefully you get some dirt on them


Someone just prank called you,you will...

A - Prank call that person too.
B - Call for police.
C - Track him down and kill him.
"Love does not hurt when you're loving the right person."-
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A - Prank call that person too!

Here's a pretty wild anime-like scenario c:

You notice your female friend's skirt is slowly slipping down and that homeroom is about to start, so you...
A. Jump and hug her waist for the next 30 seconds
B. Jump-tackle her to the ground whilst screaming like a maniac
C. Shout it out loud that her skirt is slipping
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Aug 28, 2015 3:01 AM

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B. =)

Your best friend discovered an alien artifact that's gradually turning him Into a squid. What do?

A. Become a squid too!
B. Wait for him to become a squid and then make a good dinner out of him.
C. Show it to your girlfriend/Other friends, for science reasons.
D. Indulge In your secret tentacle fetish.
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Tylaen said:
Your best friend discovered an alien artifact that's gradually turning him Into a squid. What do?

This reminds me of MapleStory ._.
C. <<<< this would be fun tho.

The girl that you fallen with suddenly asked you to kiss her,what would you do?

A - Kiss her.
B - Confess before kiss.
C - Refuse because it might be a trap.
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C - Refuse because it might be a trap.

It is a conspiracy made by the NHK!

You are captured and put in a room with 3 other people. They are all tied up and there is a knife on the ground. The host who captured you says that someone must die for you to be set free.

1. Do you kill the mother who is supporting 5 kids?
2. Do you kill the environmentalist that saves 100,000 trees from getting chopped down a year?
3. Do you kill the creator of ten charity organizations that helps the poor?
4. Do you just end up killing yourself?
Aug 29, 2015 5:26 PM

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If I kill myself, and they will be safe, I will choose 4. If not, I will choose 1 and I will be the one who supports the kids.

You are in a war, 3 of your teammates injured. Since you only have 2 arms, you can only save 2 of them.

A - Save your best friend and your best friend's friend (You don't know him).
B - Save your best friend and someone that you hate (You know him).
C - Not saving anyone.

(i didnt really checked my grammar because im busy >.<)
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A- It's better to save a life than not save one at all. Besides, "You don't die for your friends, You live for them " - Erza Scarlet

Their is a stalker that stalks you 24/7 and knows your every whereabouts. One night, stalker follows you in a alley way and suddenly makes a dash for it towards you. Do you stop moving and see what the stalker wants, or do you tail it home? Do you?

A- The stalker may be homeless so you give the stalker money
B- You rush towards the stalker and go karate mode
C- Take a selfie with your stalker
Aug 29, 2015 6:06 PM

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B- You rush towards the stalker and go karate mode.
I will probably be killed, better to go out in style than die like an animal.

You work a regular office job with a regular boss, regular hours and regular pay. Of the three options would you...
a. Quit the job and pursue something more to your taste, even if it fails.
b. Keep it, I need money and as long as I'm getting by it's fine I guess.
c. Work until you have the worst existential crisis of your life and then go out and do exhilarating things (with the regular money you saved up over your regular life)

regular.
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B- As long as I can pay for my house, eat, and buy my wants, I'll be just fine

One day you really feel that you don't want to go to school. Do you?

A- Force yourself to throw up as evidence that you are sick
B- Hide under the bed to avoid being noticed from your paarents
C- You leave the house, wait till your parents go to work, and then come back inside and play Video Games
Aug 29, 2015 6:36 PM

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B- Hide under the bed to avoid being noticed by your parents
When in reality I'll just ask and they'd be ok with it. C wouldn't work as at my school if you're not there and your parents haven't rung in advance to say you weren't going to be there, then your parents are called.

You are face to face will a serial killer, you know it and they know it. They have the intention of taking you captive and torturing you. You...
a. Run as fast as your legs can carry you, they might catch up, but you want out.
b. Grab the nearest item (which happens to be a metal pipe) and beat them enough to run away (or kill them if you wanna go that far)
c. Let what is destined happen, it's not worth the extra effort.
Aug 29, 2015 6:48 PM

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B. police can do nothing to me as long as it's self protecting

You're a professional killer aka assassin. Your client offers you 3 people and you must choose to kill 1. Here's their profiles:
Who would you rather choose?

A - 17 years old girl.
B - 40 years old woman.
C - 50++ years old man.
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B - 40 year old woman.

Sorry for the less creative question here but...
Of the three listed below, what would you save (only one, all is not an option)?
a. A whale stranded on the beach (you have access to what ever you need)
b. A dog trapped in a bear trap nearby.
c. A human whose leg is wedged between two rocks nearby.
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c. A human whose leg is wedged between two rocks nearby.
If a whale stranded on beach,there's not much chances for it to continue living because its weigh will crush all its visceral,and if a dog trapped in a trap,it will be more fierce than ever. It probably will bite me when im trying to save it.

You're in a fight with a serial killer. He's with a chainsaw and chasing you. You run and run and finally you're in a room with weapons. Your left arm was injured,so you can't do starburst stream take 2 weapons with you,what weapon will you choose?

A - Katana
B - Deagle
C - Shield
D - Grenade
E - Sniper << this isnt making any sense
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A - Katana
D - Grenade
You would need both arms to re-load a gun so B and D are out, a shield would come in handy but a grenade, hell yes.

Your room is messy, like, "I can't step anywhere otherwise I might crush a small animal" messy. So messy in fact that it's gotten to a point where you might have to reassess your life. You...

a. Leave it, you don't mind.
b. Clean it when you feel like it. There's no hurry.
c. My room would never get that messy in the first place.
d. Burn everything to escape the situation.

This question may or may not be based on a current situation....
Aug 30, 2015 4:48 AM
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Well seeing as I like to keep things organized, I can't imagine my room would ever end up like that. So C then


Your little sister confesses to you. What do you do?
A. Give her a chop to the forehead
B. Tell her to wait until she's older to see if she still feels the same way when she's grown up
C. Blush furiously and run away whilst screaming "BAKA!!~ >////<"
D. Push her down on the bed in an instant
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A. The other actions can cause misunderstandings/are things I would never do.

All anime streaming websites (even currently legal ones) have been taken down permanently. What do you do?

A. Stop watching anime
B. Buy anime from now on.
C. Torrent or illegally download anime.
Aug 30, 2015 5:01 AM
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I... never stream anime anyway since downloading is just better all-round so naturally C


Some random MAL user suddenly starts badmouthing your waifu in your profile comments. What do you do?
A. Delete the comments and hope he won't bother you again
B. Ignore it completely
C. Block him
D. Start badmouthing his waifu in retaliation
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C. Torrent or illegally download anime.
I'm still doing that though,noone cares and idk why :o


D. This would be fun xD

Your boss fired you for some unacceptable reason,and you lost your job. What do you do?

A - Do nothing
B - Kill him
C - Find another job
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C - Find another job

Got to still make dem dollar bills.

You are on the subway and someone put laxatives in your food

1. Do you just take your pants off and go right there
2. Shit your pants but at least no one will see anything
3. Shit your pants and throw the stank around like your a monkey
Aug 30, 2015 11:31 AM

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1. Do you just take your pants off and go right there

Your best friend is over for dinner and brought drugs without your knowledge, while eatting the food he/she has an allergic reaction. There are no hospitals near by but there is a ambulance situated in your area. Do you?

A - Call for the ambulance immediately
B - Hide the drugs first then call the ambulance causing for your friend to go into a worse state
C - Drive them to the hospital yourself but risk their life in the process
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I'm kind of confused with the question, when you mean ambulance i'm guessing your meaning emergency care or something.

If that is what you mean than
A - Call for the ambulance immediately

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You are thrown into the wwe ring and get surrounded by four wrestlers

1. You can get F5'd
2. You can get Batista Bombed
3. You can get 3D'd through a table
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I've taken a few batista bombs before so going off that I'll go

3. Get 3D'd through a table

You get teleported to a world in an anime, you live in the general area that the action happens. Which do you choose

A - Attack on Titan (you live within the second wall)
B - Sword Art Online (you're one of the 10,000)
C - Zankyou no Terror (you live in a skyscraper)
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B - Sword Art Online
Coooooooooooooooool

You got a signature from your idol and your friend accidentally tore it. What do you do?


A - Slap your friend
B - Kill your friend
C - Forgive your friend
D - Ask him to get another one for you
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Aug 31, 2015 8:02 AM

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A- Slap your friend

That isn't cool bro.

You have a choice to stop someone in history from committing their acts but in turn something else won't happen

A. Kill Hitler's Rise to Power but Save Slavery (by it being legal in every country worldwide)
B. Kill the Communist movement in China but Napoleon unifies Europe under his Monarchy
C. Kill the Unification of Japan by Oda and Toyotomi but the USSR will still exist
D. Kill the Castros taking over Cuba but the Roman Empire would of never collapsed
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I'll go D. but the Roman Empire would of collapsed no matter what

3 People are hanging off a ledge you can only save 2 who do you save

A - Your mother (If she falls, you just let your mother fall you cruel person you)
B - Obama (If he falls the US will wage war against Russia)
C - Putin (If he falls Russia will wage war against the US)

Pick two
Sep 2, 2015 12:29 AM

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A and B.

You find a wallet on the street with $10,000 in it , there are no documents inside the wallet making it impossible to know who it belonged to. Do you:

A. Keep the money for yourself.
B. Give it to the police , hopefully they will find the owner.
C. Donate the money to a charity organization.
D. Leave it there.
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A.
If it is impossible to give back than if I don't take it, someone else will.

You are walking in the park and you see a robber steal a rich old woman's purse.

1. Do you trip the robber but have a 35% chance to get stabbed, but the robber gets away and you get nothing but maybe getting stabbed.
2. Do you try and knockout the robber with a 50% chance to get stabbed, but he can't get away and you get a 10,000 dollar award.
3. Do you tackle the robber with a 15% chance to get stabbed, but you break the robbers spine and get no award from the lady and have to pay for the robber's medical bills.
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2. 50% chance is good enough. The stab might also not be fatal.

You see a deer with it's leg stuck in a bear trap. Do you:

A.Try to help the deer get out with a 25% chance of the deer panicking and hurting you.
B.Kill the deer to put it out of it's misery , as a bonus you get to eat the deer.
C.Try to run for help , but there's a chance another predator will come and kill the deer while you are away.
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B.Kill the deer to put it out of it's misery , as a bonus you get to eat the deer.

I think it would be the right thing to do since getting eating alive is probably not ideal.
I wouldn't eat the deer personally though.

You are abducted by an advanced alien race
1. Accept to get Anal Probed and returned with no memory of what happened
2. The one who abducted you is of the opposite sex, do you agree to be their sex partner.
3. Accept to get Anal Probed but have the memory of the experience and have to attend all the weird alien conventions people like hosting in the desert.
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hmmmm,1 i guess o.o

You can only choose to make one thing happen,what do you choose?

A - Destroy all the schools.
B - Unlimited food/water source.
C - Get $10,000,000 per month but become a slave to someone.
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B - Unlimited food/water source.

Destroying all the schools will lead to a future generation of potential idiots while being a slave will probably prevent me from enjoying the $10,000,000 per month, so I'm sticking with B. n_n It may even end world hunger.

All the anime streaming and downloading sites have been taken down. The only way to watch anime in your country now is to buy it. What do you do?

A: Buy all the anime you want to watch.
B: Move to Japan and watch anime on T.V.
C: Stop Watching Anime
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A,I will buy them since a blue ray disc only costs 18bucks here.

You can choose 1 girl to become your waifu,who would it be?

A - Asuna
B - Senjougahara
C - Saber
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I would probably get a couple of stables in my jaw if I were with senjougahara. As for Asuna, I don't quite like her personality.

So by elimination, I'll go for C-Saber.

You are kidnapped by a mad man who is going to trap you in a factory for the rest of your life; however he gives you the option of which type of factory to be trapped in.

A: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
B: Anime disc manufacturing Factory
C: Phone factory
D: Beer factory
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C. Assuming I get food and water , using the phone I could go on the internet and watch anime and chat with people.

You suddenly wake up in heaven , God tells you that you aren't dead but that he actually called you there because he thought that you are the most capable out of all the humans. He gives you 4 choices:

1.Give humans vast amounts of knowledge. Enough knowledge to be able to colonize new planets and move at speeds close to the speed of light.

2.Remove all poverty , hunger and make fresh water have an infinite supply.

3.Make you immortal and give you a superpower of your choice.

4.Eliminate humanity, leaving only plants and animals to roam around on Earth.
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3. Because why not.

Your phallus has become sentient! If you don't already have a phallus, you suddenly have a sentient phallus for no reason. What kind of personality does it have?

1. A stoic, silent samurai type.

2. Kinky demon type.

3. An evil master mind bent on taking over the world.

4. Cute sister type.
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38 by shogun98 »»
Oct 8, 12:23 PM
It’s time to ditch the text file.
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