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Sep 14, 2014 6:13 PM
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See the example Limus and I made and follow it like a good little child.

Nothing x-rated please. Thanks.
RevelrySep 14, 2014 10:51 PM
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Sep 14, 2014 6:45 PM
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Dear Revelry,

What it do? hmu.

Sincerely,
-Linus-
Sep 14, 2014 6:48 PM
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Dear bae,
Yes butt homo please.
Sincerely,
me
Sep 14, 2014 6:59 PM
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-Linus- said:
Dear Revelry,

What it do? hmu.

Sincerely,
-Linus-


I'll never get any serious responses, so let's just have some fun.

My dear Linus,

I have bad news. It seems that I will be stuck in London for another 3 weeks before we meet again. My papa's business has yet to be resolved, but I'm glad to be away from New York with all its complications. How are you and your mother? And please don't be so vulgar just because an ocean is between us. :[

Sincerely,
Revelry
Sep 14, 2014 7:33 PM
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Revelry said:
I'll never get any serious responses, so let's just have some fun.
i am srs bae

------------------------------------

uhh this be weird...
Revelry said:

My dear Linus,

I have bad news. It seems that I will be stuck in London for another 3 weeks before we meet again. My papa's business has yet to be resolved, but I'm glad to be away from New York with all its complications. How are you and your mother? And please don't be so vulgar just because an ocean is between us. :[

Sincerely,
Revelry


Dear Revelry,

It saddens me to hear your return has been delayed, but maybe this is just what you need. What was your fathers line of work again? My mother and I are well. Unfortunately, I have yet to tell her about us. I have to find the right time. Have you managed to tell your father? I'll have to remember to watch my tongue.

Sincerely,
Linus

SaucyNudityBaron said:
Dear bae,
Yes butt homo please.
Sincerely,
me

Dear bae,
Revelry doesn't suspect a thing.
Butt homo,
Linus
EeyoreSep 14, 2014 9:45 PM
Sep 14, 2014 7:34 PM
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Dear Revu-sama,

please step on me~
Sep 14, 2014 7:35 PM
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Dear senpai,

Please notice me.

Please.

Love, you know who.
Sep 14, 2014 8:30 PM
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Dear crush,

Ayyyyyyyyyy~

Sincerely,
Your future boo
Sep 14, 2014 8:31 PM
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-Linus- said:
SaucyNudityBaron said:
Dear bae,
Yes butt homo please.
Sincerely,
me

Dear bae,
Revelry doesn't suspect a thing.
Butt homo,
Linus


Dear Linus,
I butt homo you too.
Sincerely,
me
Sep 14, 2014 8:32 PM
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Dear crAsh,

I'm sorry I ran you over with the car. I had to go fast. UH-AH-URGH.

Sincerely,
SPEED RACER
Sep 14, 2014 8:35 PM

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Dear Diana107,

Baby you were the one for me. Even though it never happened, I hope that you are with someone that makes you happy.

Sincerely,
Not a stalker
Sep 14, 2014 8:52 PM

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Dear Cursh,
Yoo too good.
From,
The bae boy


"Everything you see on the internet isn't true." -Abraham Lincoln
Sep 14, 2014 9:23 PM

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Dear,
please,
from no.
Sep 14, 2014 9:23 PM

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Are you a boy or a girl?
Sep 14, 2014 9:24 PM

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Dear Maor ILU 4ever
Sincerely
Maor
הלב שלי כבר מת
Sep 14, 2014 9:42 PM

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Revelry said:
x
dear revelry
I love u 4ever
הלב שלי כבר מת
Sep 14, 2014 9:44 PM
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Dear, --------
I love you more than i love greenteas, potatoes and rain.
I will be stalkin you forever.

-Sincerely.
Your future wife.
Sep 14, 2014 9:44 PM

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Dear MP69

I hope you notice me

Sincerely,
Your biggest fan
Sep 14, 2014 9:48 PM
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MastaPlaya69 said:
Revelry said:
x
dear revelry
I love u 4ever
Dear MastaPlayer,

I don't return your affections.

Sincerely,
Revelry
Sep 14, 2014 9:49 PM
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Linus said:
Revelry said:


My dear Linus,

I have bad news. It seems that I will be stuck in London for another 3 weeks before we meet again. My papa's business has yet to be resolved, but I'm glad to be away from New York with all its complications. How are you and your mother? And please don't be so vulgar just because an ocean is between us. :[

Sincerely,
Revelry


Dear Revelry,

It saddens me to hear your return has been delayed, but maybe this is just what you need. What was your fathers line of work again? My mother and I are well. Unfortunately, I have yet to tell her about us. I have to find the right time. Have you managed to tell your father? I'll have to remember to watch my tongue.

Sincerely,
Linus


Dear Linus,

It is wicked of you to tease me so underhandedly when you very well know my father, Thomas Edison, is only just your father's rival. You know, I don't actually know much about his affairs aside from his complaints that I hear at breakfasts. "I'll kill those damn English inventors," he said to me the morning I wrote my reply back to you. Papa must be so strong for thinking that it's possible. I cannot comprehend him at all. Sigh. It's a man's business, after all.

I haven't managed to tell him about us yet. Must we be betrothed so soon, my love? I fear that Papa might kill me also once he gets hold of this news, so I spend my days making social calls with my Grandmama. Yesterday, we visited a women's club as guests of her old friend. As you might very well imagine, the ground floor was filled with stylish ladies in splendid hats gossiping and sipping tea. I made a friend that day and I am to dine at her family's townhouse soon. Let me add that she's obsessed with her brother. I'm inclined to think she's in love with him. What a scandal.

I must stop here. I'm awfully tired.

Yours,
Revelry
RevelrySep 14, 2014 9:55 PM
Sep 14, 2014 9:56 PM

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Dear SparkleBunnies,

<3

-Sparkles
Sep 14, 2014 10:44 PM

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html said:
Dear MP69

I hope you notice me

Sincerely,
Your biggest fan

<3
Revelry said:
MastaPlaya69 said:
dear revelry
I love u 4ever
Dear MastaPlayer,

I don't return your affections.

Sincerely,
Revelry

Wow :'(
הלב שלי כבר מת
Sep 14, 2014 10:47 PM
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dear Bash107,

My dick is waiting for you whenever you want to get it, i'll be waiting

JOAOAA (your lover ;) <3)
Sep 15, 2014 3:26 AM
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Dear Sabylas,
You don't go here but I'm still gonna write it and tell everyone anyway~
Because your cute butt makes my <3 go splurt.

Love,
Memeki-tan
Sep 15, 2014 3:52 AM

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Dear -Kazu,
I want to suck your cock.
I miss you.

Sincereley,
Ropnap
Sep 15, 2014 4:30 AM
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Ropnap said:
Dear -Kazu,
I want to suck your cock.
I miss you.

Sincereley,
Ropnap

l-lewd I feel bad for him/er
Sep 15, 2014 7:45 AM

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Meokii said:
Ropnap said:
Dear -Kazu,
I want to suck your cock.
I miss you.

Sincereley,
Ropnap

l-lewd I feel bad for him/er


I want to be honest to the one and only love I met on this site. I'm gonna smoochie him when he comes back too.
Sep 15, 2014 7:12 PM

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Dear bae,
Pls control yourself and prevent from sucking others dicks.

Sincerely,
Pancho
Sep 15, 2014 7:16 PM

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Dear Suzune-Chan,

Our days spent on IRC are among the best of my life. Your charismatic speech and your warm embrace gets me through the toughest of days. If there were one word for how I feel for you, it would be true love. I wish to express this to you until the end of time.

A million words couldn't explain to you how truly relaxing your voice is, and how beautiful your sweet smile can be. Just knowing you are out there, looking at me brings me such joy that the days seem to blend together. I could never live without my love for you.

Deepest feelings

SolviteSekai
Sep 15, 2014 7:23 PM

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Dear So-and-so, your such-and-such
Is really really nice.
Your this-and-that I love so much;
I'd wed you in a trice.

Your avatar, it makes me blush --
Such colors (and risque)!
Your posts exude those words so lush...
(I hope you are not gay.)

Though when I stop to think a bit,
What is the appeal?
Now that I see the truth of it,
Are you even real?
Sep 15, 2014 7:31 PM
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Jackrabb1t said:
Dear So-and-so, your such-and-such
Is really really nice.
Your this-and-that I love so much;
I'd wed you in a trice.

Your avatar, it makes me blush --
Such colors (and risque)!
Your posts exude those words so lush...
(I hope you are not gay.)

Though when I stop to think a bit,
What is the appeal?
Now that I see the truth of it,
Are you even real?


Dear Jackrabb1t,

This is not a love letter, but you got me curious about your so-and-so. Can you give more clues?

Sincerely,
Detective Revelry
Sep 15, 2014 7:36 PM

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Revelry said:
Jackrabb1t said:
Dear So-and-so, your such-and-such
Is really really nice.
Your this-and-that I love so much;
I'd wed you in a trice.

Your avatar, it makes me blush --
Such colors (and risque)!
Your posts exude those words so lush...
(I hope you are not gay.)

Though when I stop to think a bit,
What is the appeal?
Now that I see the truth of it,
Are you even real?


Dear Jackrabb1t,

This is not a love letter, but you got me curious about your so-and-so. Can you give more clues?

Sincerely,
Detective Revelry
Now that would be giving the secret away. :P

But I will say, her such-and-such... Wow, it just leaves me speechless
Sep 15, 2014 8:29 PM

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Dear Emepror,

I won't to tell you of my love, for it needs no words. I'd like however to say thank you. For the unwavering support, your warmth, your boundless love and your forgiving heart, thank you. Thank you for making the last year, 3 months and 19 days of my life amazing.

Sincerely,
Your loyal compaion
Dec 26, 2014 4:37 PM

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lllllllll said:
Dear Diana107,
Baby you were the one for me. Even though it never happened, I hope that you are with someone that makes you happy.
Sincerely,
Not a stalker
Cringe
Dec 26, 2014 4:52 PM

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Dear React775,

Notice me already Dimitri ; ~ ;
Dec 26, 2014 4:57 PM

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Dear Soren333

Before you can love another, you must learn to love yourself.

Sincerely,
Soren333

PS: now go fuck yourself up the anal hole.
Dec 26, 2014 4:59 PM

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dear freduy5,

i luv u

love, toilet gurl
Dec 26, 2014 5:02 PM

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SparkleBunnies said:
Dear SparkleBunnies,

<3

-Sparkles


Kawaii
Dec 26, 2014 5:03 PM

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Gentaro_Kisaragi said:
dear Bash107,

My dick is waiting for you whenever you want to get it, i'll be waiting

JOAOAA (your lover ;) <3)


I thought you were a girl
Dec 26, 2014 5:13 PM

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Dear ElectricPrune,

I can't even believe that I'm writing this letter to you but I'm too embarrassed to comment on your profile so I feel as though this is the only means possible of expressing my feelings without the painful sting of rejection.

You don't exactly go on MAL a whole heap, in fact, you may even be permabanned right now because some of your posts can be a bit troll-like at times, but I know you're just misunderstood! I believe in you Prune! I believe...

You don't even realise this but I felt the need to have a queer looking anonymous looking avatar because that's what you had >///<
I desperately want to send you a friend request but I'm just too embarrassed. What if you don't accept? How am I going to cope afterwards? These are the questions which haunt me.

Love from,
Bambi.

P.S. My heart is going doki doki right now, because I'm thinking of you~

http://myanimelist.net/profile/ElectricPrune <<< his profile. It says it's been closed D:
BambiDec 26, 2014 10:56 PM
Dec 26, 2014 5:14 PM

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Dear sparkle-chan,

where are you?

you betrayed me :(


love,
xanic.

P.S I'm not a pervert >.<
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
Dec 26, 2014 5:23 PM
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Dear MickyK,
You are my #1 crush!!! <3333
Daisuki!!!!

Whipped Cream Lolis and cherry on top,
Nisah Nisah / Meoki-chan
Dec 26, 2014 6:26 PM
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Dear Loli,

I hope you get bombed by the taliban soon. Fuck off you towel wearing, semen slurping, ISIS cum dumpster. Your existence is a joke as are all your faggot onii-chans.

Love, Airi.
Dec 26, 2014 6:30 PM

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Dear Rorschach,

You are my kind senpai. My chiisai kokoro goes doki doki every time you play forum games. Nanet-chan wants senpai to notice her.

You are second most kawaii shota next to my husbando Killua.

Love with all my kokoro,
Nanet-chan
Dec 26, 2014 9:46 PM

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Dear Greatest,

drugs r bad. I luv u

Sincerely,
Alquez
Dec 26, 2014 10:02 PM

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Nanet said:
Dear Rorschach,

You are my kind senpai. My chiisai kokoro goes doki doki every time you play forum games. Nanet-chan wants senpai to notice her.

You are second most kawaii shota next to my husbando Killua.

Love with all my kokoro,
Nanet-chan

doki doki O n O doki doki
thanks nanet chan
Dec 27, 2014 2:42 AM
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lllllllll said:
lllllllll said:
Dear Diana107,
Baby you were the one for me. Even though it never happened, I hope that you are with someone that makes you happy.
Sincerely,
Not a stalker
Cringe


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw I just saw that <3 and what D:...you don't love me anymore ;(

Gentaro_Kisaragi said:
dear Bash107,

My dick is waiting for you whenever you want to get it, i'll be waiting

JOAOAA (your lover ;) <3)


>////////////////////////////////////////////////////< aaaaaaaw I just saw that too <3.
Dec 27, 2014 2:45 AM
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Airi said:
Dear Loli,

I hope you get bombed by the taliban soon. Fuck off you towel wearing, semen slurping, ISIS cum dumpster. Your existence is a joke as are all your faggot onii-chans.

Love, Airi.


That was so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so mean from you ;(
I know somewhere deep down in you heart that you love me >////<
Dec 27, 2014 10:38 AM

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Dear zoknimano,

You're hot.

Love, Greatest in bed

Dec 27, 2014 5:56 PM

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Dear Flume-Chan,

Pls stop loving loli's and love me.

Love Greatest

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