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Post nice, funny, philosophical, etc quotes that u like =) Doesn't have to be from anime, can be from anything movies, animes, famous ppl. ur best bud etc. =D

First one that i like:
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

-and no its not from FMP F =D
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Cartman: "Do you really believe one-fourth of Americans are retards?"
Kyle: "Let's take a real-life test sample. There are four of us. You're a retard. That's one-fourth."
Dec 12, 2006 3:25 PM
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Ah, I love collecting quotes. Oscar Wilde has some witty ones and here are two I enjoy.

"A true friend stabs you in the front." --- Oscar Wilde.

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." --- Oscar Wilde.
Dec 12, 2006 4:19 PM
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"I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust." - John Bridger (from the Italian Job)
Dec 12, 2006 8:03 PM
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"You had me at hello."

Sappy, I know... but it's the hopeless romantic in me
Dec 12, 2006 8:07 PM
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"All my maps will only show me how to lose my way." - Vienna Teng
Dec 12, 2006 8:07 PM
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an image
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lolololoololololololololololol
Dec 12, 2006 11:29 PM
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how do you keep those up without getting a rash
Dec 12, 2006 11:36 PM
Overlord

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Sounds like Goku training on the way to Namek, harhar.
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"If you want to piss your parents off and you don't have the guts to become a homosexual, then just pursue a career in the arts." - Don't remember who said this.
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"My story had a big thing in it too. you just didnt let me have time to develop it" (Red Vs. Blue)


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i love rvb im over there alot
Dec 14, 2006 8:50 PM

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its awesome


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Sarge: OK, listen up, scumbags. If we're gonna invade this fortress, we need a good game plan. Now, I have two options we can use. Number one, we run at the base in a single fine line, screaming at the top of our lungs! The enemy will be so flabbergasted, by the time they have a chance to regroup, we'll already be inside.
Tucker: Oh, yeah, right. They're not going to get surprised, they're just going to start mowing us down.
Sarge: That is the inherent beauty of the single file line. They can only kill the person in front. So if we order from least important to most important, with Tucker being in the front and me being in the back, then we just might make it through.
Simmons: Don't you think that Caboose should be in the back, since he's the one carrying the bomb?
Sarge: No, Caboose is in front of me. We need someone in back who can objectively evaluate how the plan is working.
Tucker: How are you going to know if the plan isn't working?
Sarge: If Caboose dies, I'll know we're in trouble, and immediately abort.
Caboose: I think that's a good plan.
Grif: Sarge, while that's the most retarded idea I've ever heard, I just wanted to thank you for not putting me in front of the line.
Sarge: Don't get misty, Francine. We'll have already killed you and used your corpse to jam up the windmill! I think we can all agree, given our current situation, it's the perfect plan.


Dec 15, 2006 2:08 AM
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Haha! That's awesome! :)

Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
Dec 15, 2006 9:34 AM
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RvB is freakin' awesome. Great quote dark. :)
Dec 15, 2006 11:22 AM

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Some of my favorites from Fruits Basket:

Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
Shigure Sohma: Oh, yes I do! Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess
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Shigure Sohma: We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.'
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Shigure Sohma: Tohru's very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
Hatori Sohma: For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.
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Shigure Sohma: [singing to himself as he prepares for Tohru's friends to come over] High school girls! 1, 2, 3! High School Girls! All for me!
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Kagura: I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!
Kyo Sohma: You're not gonna find any lover in this house!
Shigure Sohma: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.
Kyo Sohma: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines?
Yuki Sohma: It's called a calendar.
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Hatori Sohma: If it's possible for one person to be hurt by another, then it's possible for that person to be healed by another.
Dec 15, 2006 3:41 PM

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"sanity?...i dont think i had that to begin with"...Zaraki Kenpachi.
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"The Difference Betwen a King And His horse is? ;
it's about the form, the ability, and then the power!!
almost like the two could have been the same existence at one point!!
but then, the one that fights to rise to the top becomes the king!
whichever one is leftover is to become the horse, lending its power to the former!
whats the difference betwen the two!?; there's only one answer; INSTINCT!!

A vital tool for someone who has equal power but Wishes To Seek Out Something more ,
A vital Tool for one who whishes to become a king!!
With this, the user will naturally be drawn to battles... be drawn to more power...
and use such to mercilessly obliterate his enemies beyond any hope of recognition!!
Slicing them into pieces... Mangling Them...
All of This Brought On By an Absolute Raw Hunger For Battle!!

Our Skin Is Peeled Off..Our Meat Scooped Out...Bones Crushed, Nerves Nullified!!
Every Part Of Us, Chiseled Down TO Very Core!!
All in order to further sharpen Our Killing Instinct!!"

Wichigo...offtopic Arggg damn crap dvds of 8gbs i can't make the new rainbow six work
deviantart died http://ichise-shinn.animepaper.ne/

dedanda, katsore, sasore, ataerande
Dec 15, 2006 4:38 PM

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Don't you mean sanity =)



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"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane! Oh, by the way, I
was being sarcastic." - Homer Simpson
Dec 15, 2006 7:30 PM

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well DUUUUUH -Marge
(in response to cali's homer quote)
Dec 17, 2006 2:16 AM
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Nice.

"Beauty is just a light switch away."
Dec 17, 2006 2:34 AM
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"**** this game grandma you win"
Dec 17, 2006 3:40 PM

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Dane Cook?
Dec 17, 2006 3:55 PM
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"Oh, yes, there will be blood." --- John, Saw II (Movie).

"Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore." --- John, Saw I (Movie).
Dec 17, 2006 4:29 PM

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"Why are you wearing that stupid man-suit?"
-Frank, Donnie Darko
Dec 17, 2006 4:40 PM
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"I guess...I'm getting scared. Sometimes...when I'm with all of you... I...feel like we're on the same wavelength......you know? But when the battles start happening, it's different. Everyone's tempo seems to pick up and... ...I get left behind. I try to catch up, but it's no use... How far is everyone going? I can't hear anyone... Once I catch up, I wonder... Is everyone safe? Will they welcome me with open arms? ......Is everyone ok? Will we all make it back together?" --- Rinoa Heartily, Final Fantasy VIII (Video Game).
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"are you mfc?" Dane Cook


Dec 17, 2006 7:01 PM

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"My Turn" V


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Ryan: "The human race has become extremely proficient at annihilating itself."
Justin: "I disagree. We've failed on countless attempts."
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"Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen- love is a many splendored thing- love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love! --- Ewan McGregor (Moulin Rouge)
Dec 18, 2006 3:02 AM
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"Matt Damon."
Dec 24, 2006 12:55 PM

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calismenreth said:
"Matt Damon."

Team America World Police?

:D

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?
-Last words of Nancy, Lady Aster
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Yay! Quotes!

"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then criticize him, because now you are a mile away and have his shoes".

"I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time".
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"Stop! You're a terrorist!"
-Jack Bauer

"joke's over, popegirl"
-Pulverkaffi

"Well, if i knew how she did it, then she wouldnt have been able to do it would she?"
-Sawyer

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."
-Grand Moff Tarkin

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.”
-Terry Pratchett

“The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp”
-Terry Pratchett

“It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.”
-Terry Pratchett

“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”
-Terry Pratchett

“Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces”
-Terry Pratchett

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”
-Terry Pratchett

“In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.”
-Douglas Adams

“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
-Douglas Adams

“The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.”
-Douglas Adams

“I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.”
-Douglas Adams

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”
-Douglas Adams

“Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules”
-Douglas Adams
Dec 27, 2006 12:55 AM
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Sweet. Love the Terry Pratchett quotes. I haven't, however, read much Douglas Adams.
Dec 27, 2006 3:27 AM

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These here are my favorites.. heard some of them from my sister (which so happens to be a philosopher :-))

"I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. " - Aristotle
"He who knows does not speak; He who speaks does not know" - Lao-tzu
"He who knows others is wise; He who know himself is enlightened." - Lao-tzu
"Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Suffering follows an evil thought as the wheels of a cart follow the oxen that draws it." - Buddha
"Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself. Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation is suicide." - Marva Collins
"You are capable of more than you know. Choose a goal that seems right for you and strive to be the best, however hard the path. Aim high. Behave honorably. Prepare to be alone at times, and to endure failure. Persist! The world needs all you can give." - Edward O. Wilson
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Faust VIII: You've got guts, Morty, that's for sure. Now let's see what kind of heart you have!

Amidamaru: Where ever Mosuke is I'm sure he is very happy.
Mosuke: Im still in the laptop! Someone please press the escape button!

Young Amidamaru: Mosuke ,are you awake?
Young Mosuke: (pause)No.

(while doing Anna's training)
Amidamaru: Remember what you said "No pain,no gain"
Yoh:Next time I say that, tell me to shut up.

Anna:I hope your not looking for a girlfriend 'cause the whole ice prince thing is not appealing.
Ren:What!

Horohoro(Trey): So your really are warm-blooded.
Ren: No I'm not. Im so cold-blooded my blood cells are ice cubes.

Hao(Zeke): Don't play with fire Silva,or you're gonna get burned.

Shaman King





~Do you think that I smile because everything's alright?~
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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
-Douglas Adams

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
-Fran Lebowitz

To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best
-Darth Traya

Hellsing!
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"I am the bird of Hermes. I devoured my own wings...and that's how i was tamed..."
-Alucard (Hellsing)

"This smell...It smells of nostalgia...The smell of a man being impaled...The smell of a woman being disemboweled...The smell of sick infants being burned to death...The smell of the elderly being riddled with bullets...The scent of death...The fragrance of war..."
-Alucard (Hellsing)

"What the hell are you talking about? You fellas came here to kill for chump change, same as me. Each of you chose the life of a mercenary. Let's go die like mangy dogs, let's die screaming "Fuck, fuck!", taking gut shots and writhing in agony. What do you boys say to that? Sounds great to me."
-Pip Bernadotte (Hellsing)

"What art thee Iscariots? We are apostles, yet not apostles, we are believers yet not believers, we are disciples, yet not disciples, we are traitors, yet not traitors! We are death! The minions of Death!"
-Alexander Anderson (Hellsing)

"Here it is. Here is a river. A river of death. The dead are dancing, and all hell is singing!
-Max Montana (Hellsing)

"Now, if you would all take a look at your guidebooks, The "VS England landing operation Sealõwe 2" guidebook. Turn to page three "London explodes! Exessive battle of the vampires!"
-Doc (Hellsing)



Nietzsche!
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The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Fanatics are picturesque, mankind would rather see gestures than listen to reasons.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Fear is the mother of morality.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Let us beware of saying that death is the opposite of life. The living being is only a species of the dead, and a very rare species.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

One has to pay dearly for immortality; one has to die several times while one is still alive.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Only sick music makes money today.
-Friedrich Nietzsche (This still holds true today...pop and rap...ewww .___.)

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

The growth of wisdom may be gauged exactly by the diminution of ill temper.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

There are no facts, only interpretations.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

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that's where I got mid-boss from 8D or actually from the show lo.
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Some of mine are.

Luffy:
"You think risking your own life is enough? Try risking our lives along with yours! WE'RE YOUR NAKAMA!"

Luffy:
(Close up of Zoro)
Luffy: Of course I don't know anything about swords, you moron!
(Close up of Nami)
Luffy: I can't navigate!
(Close up of Sanji)
Luffy: I can't cook!
(Close up of Usopp)
Luffy: I can't even lie!
Usopp: Oi.
Luffy: I know I need friends to help me if I want to get ahead in life!

Luffy:
"If i die that thats that."(don't got the exact quote)

Luffy:
enel: I am god
luffy: What makes you god?

Monty python:
Brian: You are all individuals!
Crowd: YES, YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!
Brian: You are all different!
Crowd: YES, WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT!
Lone Voice: I'm not.
Person next to him: SHH!

Monthy python
Mandy: Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!

Lol well thats enough for now i guess.
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Miss Manners cannot think of a more succinct definition of a lady than 'someone who wants to punch another person in the nose, but doesn't.
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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them.

"We work in the dark- we do what we can- we give what we have. Our doubt is our passion and our passion is our task. The rest is the madness of art."
-Henry James ( Or a quote I found in my psychology textbook)
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We Need Another Timmy!
NOT THE MAMAAA!!!

Just loved it when I was younger and can't get it out of my head! I don't what it was called in English but here in Germany it was Die Dinos.
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