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Oct 10, 2:53 PM
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German magazine Die ZEIT reports that Assad has become a major online gamer according to a source with contacts to his circle.
https://archive.is/PfQRC


Would you watch the streams of a former dictator?

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Oct 10, 2:55 PM
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That sounds like it could be really entertaining. Asmongold collab stream with Al-Assad when? 😂
Oct 10, 3:16 PM
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He probably gets teabagged in shooter games.
*kappa*
Oct 10, 3:30 PM
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He probably gets teabagged in shooter games.
@Zarutaku

Imagine you’re playing fortnite and you no scope fucking Bashar al-Assad
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Oct 10, 4:10 PM
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You're fucking wrong! Which explains the general decline of intellectual level worldwide and the consequence of a lack of abstract thinking.

He's not playing video games; he's participating in the development of next-level software for the high-tech military stealth-drones that spy all over Europe and the tiny Muslim island above.
Oct 10, 7:11 PM
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Doesn't surprise me. Didn't Osama bin Laden have Animal Crossing save files or something? All evil leaders are basically tsunderes, they all have their softer, nerdier sides.
Oct 10, 11:09 PM
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Nostalgia Rules!

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So from Reading this thread I have learned one thing, dictators like to play video games, especially if it's Animal Crossing. Gotcha!
Yesterday, 2:43 PM
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I DONT EVEN WANT IDLIB I JUST WANT TO PLAY LEAGUE

I DONT EVEN WANT ALEPPO I JUST WANT TO PLAY LEAGUE

I DONT EVEN WANT HOMS I JUST WANT TO PLAY LEAGUE

I DONT EVEN WANT DAMASCUS I JUST WANT TO PLAY LEAGUE

poor Syrigga cant even have a moment without the media and the salafists bothering him
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>the dictator

you people just parrot whatever the fuck 'murika tells you

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