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Nov 29, 2011 3:41 PM
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Wow this game turned out to be a pile of shit.

-Apparently every single guard in the game has a cousin fighting dragons
-apparently EVERY guard has taken an arrow to the knee
-thieves guild main story line doesn't every require thievery.
-nothing significant happens at the end of the main quest, no party, no awesome armor, NOTHING except you can summon Ohdaviin which isnt required because by that time your OP
-"You know if you got the aptitude, you should join the College at Winterhold." MOFO im the arch mage
-let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll
-Have you ever been to the cloud district?, o wait wat am i sayen of corse u hvent.
-Maybe im the dragon born
-I'am sworn to carry your burden
-you cant fuck your wife, infact there dialogue that she says which is "keep your hands off me"


all my fucking rage
are their like 12 voice actors in this game?

now bring the hate
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Nov 29, 2011 4:01 PM
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LastRegrets said:
I agree with you. This game feels dated even though it was released recently.

I wish they added a hunger/thirst feature so the game might have actually had some challenge to it.


all i do now is spawn 1000 goat cheese wheels and watch them roll down the mountain
Nov 29, 2011 4:18 PM
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Lolwut, you rate your games based on voice actors?
I smell troll or bad taste.

Oh well, gotta go back to enjoying the shit out of the game of the year then. ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌
Nov 29, 2011 4:46 PM
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Baman said:
Lolwut, you rate your games based on voice actors?
I smell troll or bad taste.

Oh well, gotta go back to enjoying the shit out of the game of the year then. ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌


voice acting is a big part of games like this...kinda annoying that every guard has the same lines..

scripting sucks too
Nov 29, 2011 4:47 PM
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Still better then.


"I saw a mudcrap the other day" said by every single NPC in Oblivion
It doesn't think, it doesn't feel, it doesn't laugh or cry..... All it does from dusk till dawn is make the soldiers die.
Nov 29, 2011 5:00 PM
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i agree that the game was crap but thats cause Bethesda lives and dies by the rule of QUANTITY > QUALITY

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Nov 29, 2011 6:02 PM
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DJIzzyIzzyHitler said:
i agree that the game was crap but thats cause Bethesda lives and dies by the rule of QUANTITY > QUALITY
Eh? As far as I'm concerned it's been a while since I've seen any RPG with this level of quantity or quality. Other than Dragon Age (Except for the sequel) and Mass Effect I can hardly think of any recent RPG that's been on this level. Deus Ex: HR and Fallout 3 were decent enough I guess, but FF for example already started losing most of it's quality in XII, and there was nothing at all left in XIII.
Progenitor said:
voice acting is a big part of games like this...kinda annoying that every guard has the same lines..

scripting sucks too
Well, you can't deny it was better than Oblivion and it's, what, 6 voice actors? The only thing I'd complain about here is the fact that they keep using the same lines even between different VAs. Shopkeeper keep spouting the same lines over and over. Wouldn't have killed them to made some more generic responses and then locked them into categories or something so each one had a different set.

Anyways, awesome graphics and design, awesome soundtrack, great dungeons (so much better than Oblivion), huge amount of quests that aren't all generic crap without surprises, and even some funny lines now and then.
If this is a pile of shit, then what the hell is good?
Nov 29, 2011 6:24 PM
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+1 to this. It was fun the first time, but it lacks any sort of replayability which is awful for a game of this scale.
Nov 29, 2011 6:25 PM
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So... another hipster thread hating on what is popular?

If you poke around and dig you can uncover a mountain of flaws in Skyrim. But that isn't any different for any other game.

This is clearly a troll thread pleading for attention. Otherwise you would have just posted it in the actual Skyrim thread.

And this just in: I've found myself actually enjoying some casual Modern Warfare 3 multi-player!

Edit: and oh, on the topic of the number of voice actors, I thought I heard somewhere that it was something like 75 people. But I'm sure there were only a couple devoted to the guards.
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Nov 29, 2011 6:29 PM

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insipidclownfish said:
So... another hipster thread hating on what is popular?

If you poke around and dig you can uncover a mountain of flaws in Skyrim. But that isn't any different for any other game.

This is clearly a troll thread pleading for attention. Otherwise you would have just posted it in the actual Skyrim thread.

And this just in: I've found myself actually enjoying some casual Modern Warfare 3 multi-player!


The only troll in this thread right now is you.
No need to h8 on people just because they don't enjoy repetition.
Nov 29, 2011 6:59 PM

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Progenitor said:
Baman said:
Lolwut, you rate your games based on voice actors?
I smell troll or bad taste.

Oh well, gotta go back to enjoying the shit out of the game of the year then. ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌


voice acting is a big part of games like this...kinda annoying that every guard has the same lines..

scripting sucks too


You know that is something that Tod Howard deviated from in this entry of the franchise. If you ever watched any of the behind the scenes footage. He explicabley says that there is many more voice acting roles that were used , as apposed to how very little they had for oblivion.



Nov 29, 2011 7:03 PM

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Leondre said:


The only troll in this thread right now is you.
No need to h8 on people just because they don't enjoy repetition.


So calling an entire game shit because he subjectively doesn't like the voice acting of the guards isn't trolling?


Funny..... you'd think a ponyfag would know what trolling is.
It doesn't think, it doesn't feel, it doesn't laugh or cry..... All it does from dusk till dawn is make the soldiers die.
Nov 29, 2011 7:11 PM

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Leondre said:
+1 to this. It was fun the first time, but it lacks any sort of replayability which is awful for a game of this scale.
Well pff, hardly any games are that replayable anyways. Even the best multi ending RPGs usually stay exactly the same up till a few key choices towards the end.
The only way they could have made this more replayable was to enforce classes, and essentially ban you from sneaking and doing thieves guild quests if you were a warrior and make the Magi college line only available to mages. But then we'd all bitch about how that place unnecessary limitations on the player freedom and immersion. That, or make a bunch of diverging routes in every quest, which would naturally cut down on the total amount of quests available.

Either way, I doubt the devs were very concerned about replayability at all, knowing that the modders would likely have a field day with it and probably cook up more surprising stuff than they could think of.

Anyways, got to say +1 for the hipster comment. Having legitimate complaints is one thing, but claiming a game is a pile of shit simply because of some issues with the voice acting is a terribly, terribly weak argument, making it seem more like a "LOOK AT ME, I DIDN'T LIKE THIS POPULAR GAME" than anything else.
Nov 29, 2011 7:26 PM

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Jigero said:
Leondre said:


The only troll in this thread right now is you.
No need to h8 on people just because they don't enjoy repetition.


So calling an entire game shit because he subjectively doesn't like the voice acting of the guards isn't trolling?


Funny..... you'd think a ponyfag would know what trolling is.


Butthurt much?

Love and tolerance, bitch.

Progenitor said:

-nothing significant happens at the end of the main quest, no party, no awesome armor, NOTHING except you can summon Ohdaviin which isnt required because by that time your OP
-"You know if you got the aptitude, you should join the College at Winterhold." MOFO im the arch mage


Yeah that pretty much killed the game. I enjoyed being worshiped in Morrowind after finishing it, but it seems the entire populace of Skyrim doesn't give a shit that someone just saved all of their asses.

Really none of your achievements in the game ever amount to anything.
LeondreNov 29, 2011 7:35 PM
Nov 29, 2011 7:39 PM

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Progenitor said:
Wow this game turned out to be a pile of shit.

-Apparently every single guard in the game has a cousin fighting dragons
-apparently EVERY guard has taken an arrow to the knee
-thieves guild main story line doesn't every require thievery.
-nothing significant happens at the end of the main quest, no party, no awesome armor, NOTHING except you can summon Ohdaviin which isnt required because by that time your OP
-"You know if you got the aptitude, you should join the College at Winterhold." MOFO im the arch mage
-let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll
-Have you ever been to the cloud district?, o wait wat am i sayen of corse u hvent.
-Maybe im the dragon born
-I'am sworn to carry your burden
-you cant fuck your wife, infact there dialogue that she says which is "keep your hands off me"


all my fucking rage
are their like 12 voice actors in this game?

now bring the hate


Dude you forgot the one where a random guard will ask you to stop Shouting because it's making people nervous 10000 millions time even though he said "I'll throw you in jail" or "I am watching you" 10000 millions times. This one is the most annoying of all.
Nov 29, 2011 7:58 PM

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I mean I have pretty much stopped as well but mainly because of the difficulty to level up now. My only drive for these types of games are plot and messing around. But when I got bored and all the "main"(non misc.) quests were done i just stopped. I didn't have as much staying power as oblivion though for some reason.
Nov 29, 2011 9:13 PM
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So virtually no complaints with the gameplay makes this a shit game? You don't like the end rewards, and you don't like the thieves guild seem like the only actual complaints, which are pretty minor for a game like this.
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