MorteTorment said: First of all, I apologize if this is against the rules of the club. I couldn't find them listed anywhere. If it is, please tell me know, and delete this post. I have no desire to cause any trouble, nor lose access to this club. Anyways, I didn't see this type of topic, and I've always wanted to talk about the idea. If you were able to go turn yourself into an attractive anime character, go into an anime universe, and seduce the characters that you like in it, consequence free, how would you do it? Keep in mind, I said seduce, not force or coerce. The idea is to use what you know about the girl to make them desire you. Also please don't list something that most would find disgusting. Oh, and feel free to say how you'd seduce someone else from any other series. Just please post a link to the characters page. Anyways, I'll mention how I would seduce them once I'm told by a mod that this isn't against any rules here. Again, if this type of topic isn't ok, then once again I apologize. Please, don't ban me. this isnt a bad topic. you're fine. |
Kslate23Jul 5, 2014 8:01 AM
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"Keep in mind, I said seduce, not force or coerce. The idea is to use what you know about the girl to make them desire you. Also please don't list something that most would find disgusting." Scene Start--oooo "N-No, we can't do it here..." She exclaimed, exhaling deeply. "But look at yourself, your cheeks are so flushed already--why not just get it over with?" I responded, deep sadistic tones taking hold. "B-Baka! What if someone sees?" Her eyes glistened like crystalline meth dreams, as she began pounding at my chest, but to no avail. I grabbed her hand, and sighed deeply, whispering in her ear, "We can get it over with, whenever you want... Just say the word." She slowly nodded her head, blushing further, as she began to lift her shirt, gently. Her eyes clutched tight as my smooth, coercive hands moved in on the attack. I began fiddling around her center, as she reacted, clenching her eyes tighter, and closing her legs. As I finished, her eyes slowly opened, and she puffed out in happiness, "Is it over?" exhaling deeply. I backed away, slowly responding, "Yeah, it's over... But I have no fucking clue why you couldn't just do that yourself." as I sighed, and continued, "Well, let's go dry your clothes, kiddo." We walked away, and when I reached a trashcan, I brazenly tossed the loose noodle, that fell down her shirt when she spilled her ramen, into the trash. We continued to a dry-cleaners, in order to clean her up. |
| It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou YandereTheEmo said: The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself. |
MorteTorment said: Oh, and feel free to say how you'd seduce someone else from any other series. Just please post a link to the characters page. I would enter in the world of Oda Nobuna no Yabou mounted in a flying walrus and showing my fabulousness to everyone. Everybody would be like: "He's the most beautiful and manly man I've ever seen in my life and his walrus is so cute, I'm all wet." At this moment the girls would be praying to do dirty stuff with my (not as amazing as me) walrus. Then I would approach Inuchiyo while she's staring unconsciously at my trousers. She would say. "Oh my, you have, like... the largest yari ever." We would eat some koala's food and after 30 minutes talking about how amazing I am she would feel in love with me. End. |
 "Ah, what? What? Who are you? Ahh another Undead, eh? I took on Sen's Fortress alone... But I'm no different from those vile creatures... I was driven by conceit... Ahh, you think you're different? That you can handle it? Yes, I remember that feeling. For I was the same... So let me help you out. With your souls searching." — Crestfallen Merchant |
| Anime: Oh Samurai Girls! Well we all know that Momoyo is unbeatable (atleast until after this scene lol). I would become a character who can actually defeat her in a fight. The fact of her losing would give her the biggest orgasm in the history of orgasms. She would then throw me on the ground, rip off all my clothing, and fuck the shit outta me. And that sir is how i would seduce Momoyo. >.> |
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MorteTorment said: Ok, first of all, these responses are hilarious. That said, Kinda hoped that this would be taken a little more seriously. Don't worry xD I typically troll when I can... I'll think of an honest response soon enough, don't you worry <3 It's like 3:30 in the morning, so all my energy goes into elaborate trolls. |
| It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou YandereTheEmo said: The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself. |
MorteTorment said: YandereTheEmo said: Don't worry xD I typically troll when I can... I'll think of an honest response soon enough, don't you worry <3 It's like 3:30 in the morning, so all my energy goes into elaborate trolls. Not a problem. Looking forward to your idea soon. Here's one of mine Makoto Kino, aka Sailor Jupiter http://myanimelist.net/character/2825/Makoto_Kino I'd become a classmate that happens to be a confident, well muscled basketball player that suddenly shows up in the last week of November, and treat her like a gentle, regular girl like she wishes that someone would treat her, quickly winning her heart. Then a week before her birthday I'd surprise her and tell her that we're going to Rome for two weeks, where she'd get cherry pie and meatloaf every day, along with various Roman Cuisine. The first day there I'd buy her a pink bow, place it in her hair at our fancy motel, tell her that she looks so beautiful with it, and kiss her as soon as she smiled at the compliment, and continue being gentle to her from there. I'd continue having days like this for a week or so, with things becoming wilder and wilder each night, her birthday being the most wild of them all, before returning her home, suddenly leaving a note apologizing for leaving, with an emerald ring attached. Only problem with that is #SAILORMARSFAHLIFE! |
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| [size=200][b][u]If it was me? The ones I would like to seduce are them If a harem mixed of few animes is ok, than it would be pretty much them:
If I couldn't have it with mix, I would choose the "High School DxD" girls instead of the others. If I could only seduce one girl alone, then I would choose Himejima Akeno[/size][/b][/u] |
| So much work put into something so wrong -____- |
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." |
| Since I'm a woman we're going to pretend that the Sailor Senshi are genderbended into guys. So assuming they're men: Step 1: Take clothing off. Step 2: Tits and Ass. Step 3: Have sex. |
| Thanks for the feedback Morte. :) When I have sex with somebody I'll make sure not to take my clothing off because I don't want him to think I'm creepy or anything. |
| XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
| "I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." |
| Morte- It's all good I'm just playing with you haha. |
| i'd just oil myself up and the rest'll work out fine. |
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| ^ One of the many reasons why Dalphin is one of my favorite people, hero and spirit animal. |
| I feel like all you have to do nowadays to get muses attention is say disgusting, demoralizing slurs, and then follow through by giving her a mean nick-name. Here's my best shot at it, OT: I'd lather myself in horse semen, before walking into a classroom I'm not a part of--stark naked. As glorious fluid dripped from my every pore, everyone would look away in disgust, and some would run. As that happened, I would jump-tackle her out the window, penetrating her before we fell to our death. Does that work? |
| It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou YandereTheEmo said: The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself. |
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