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20 Humorous Quotes From Ranma 1/2

Ranma 1/2 is a comedic martial arts anime. Its characters change forms with hot and cold water, after falling into the cursed springs of Jusenkyo. As a comedy, Ranma 1/2 has plenty of comedic lines, but these 20 are among the most humorous.

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by ljaesch1
Oct 8, 2015 1:26 AM | 5,143 views

If Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking. And if we do that, man oh man, we're gonna wish we were lost at sea!" - Ranma Saotome

Akane Tendo from Ranma 1/2



"Too bad I never read the page. Muhahahahha!" - Genma Saotome

Genma Saotome from Ranma 1/2



"Behold the battle of the boo-hoo." - Nabiki Tendo

Nabiki Tendo from Ranma 1/2



“Dad, honestly, you picked the worst time to play deer caught in the headlights.” - Akane Tendo

Soun Tendo from Ranma 1/2



“I see that the fate of this Phoenix has destined you and I, oh pig-tailed girl. Now we must bathe together!” - Tatewaki Kuno

Tatewaki Kuno & Ranma from Ranma 1/2



“Oh… oh… oh dear. I think I am about to do something evil again.” - Kasumi Tendo

Kasumi Tendo from Ranma 1/2



"Arrrgh! Pandas can't talk!" - Genma Saotome

Genma Saotome from Ranma 1/2



“Were you born stupid, or did you just grow that way?” - Ukyo Kuonji

Ukyo Kuonji from Ranma 1/2



"Now in Splat-O-Vision.” - Nabiki Tendo

Nabiki Tendo from Ranma 1/2



“You're built like a stick! Your thighs are too thick! You're dumb as a brick! You talk like a hick! You can't even kick! Your face makes me sick! Your hair's a cow-lick! You itch like a tick!” - Ranma Saotome

Akane Tendo & Ranma Saotome from Ranma 1/2



"Ranma, I can't believe that you're jealous of a pig!" - Akane Tendo

Akane Tendo, Ranma Saotome & P-chan from Ranma 1/2



“Shampoo love boy-type Ranma.... Maybe pervert-girl like only girl-type Ranma? Tell truth now....” - Shampoo

Shampoo, Cologne & Akane Tendo from Ranma 1/2



“Where the heck am I now?" - Ryoga Hibiki

Ryoga Hibiki from Ranma 1/2



“Don't worry, Daddy. The only young girls he could fool are the ones who take their teeth out at bedtime!” - Nabiki Tendo

Nabiki Tendo from Ranma 1/2



“Saotome Anything Goes Martial Arts Final Attack: ready, set, run away!” - Ranma Saotome

Ranma Saotome & Akane Tendo from Ranma 1/2



“Akane really is a sweet girl. She’s just a violent maniac.” - Kasumi Tendo

Akane Tendo & Ranma Saotome from Ranma 1/2



“Ah, look at the poor dearies all alone and unprotected. Allow me to take you to a safer location my silkie darlings.” - Happosai

Happosai from Ranma 1/2



“Leave it to that jackass Ryoga to draw me a map that leads me through half of Tokyo before coming here!” - Ukyo Kuonji

Ukyo Kuonji from Ranma 1/2



“There, Ranma, just like you wanted: A nice kitty cat in the face!” - Akane Tendo

Ranma Saotome from Ranma 1/2



“You know how I despise cynicism, but I don't think Ranma's taking this well.” - Nabiki Tendo

Ranma Saotome from Ranma 1/2




The characters in the series are zany and over the top, so there are many opportunities for someone to say something that elicits a chuckle. Even a character like Kasumi, who’s usually rather grounded, manages to say a funny line every now and then. Hopefully you enjoyed these humorous quotes from Ranma 1/2!

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