If Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking. And if we do that, man oh man, we're gonna wish we were lost at sea!" - Ranma Saotome
"Too bad I never read the page. Muhahahahha!" - Genma Saotome
"Behold the battle of the boo-hoo." - Nabiki Tendo
“Dad, honestly, you picked the worst time to play deer caught in the headlights.” - Akane Tendo
“I see that the fate of this Phoenix has destined you and I, oh pig-tailed girl. Now we must bathe together!” - Tatewaki Kuno
“Oh… oh… oh dear. I think I am about to do something evil again.” - Kasumi Tendo
"Arrrgh! Pandas can't talk!" - Genma Saotome
“Were you born stupid, or did you just grow that way?” - Ukyo Kuonji
"Now in Splat-O-Vision.” - Nabiki Tendo
“You're built like a stick! Your thighs are too thick! You're dumb as a brick! You talk like a hick! You can't even kick! Your face makes me sick! Your hair's a cow-lick! You itch like a tick!” - Ranma Saotome
"Ranma, I can't believe that you're jealous of a pig!" - Akane Tendo
“Shampoo love boy-type Ranma.... Maybe pervert-girl like only girl-type Ranma? Tell truth now....” - Shampoo
“Where the heck am I now?" - Ryoga Hibiki
“Don't worry, Daddy. The only young girls he could fool are the ones who take their teeth out at bedtime!” - Nabiki Tendo
“Saotome Anything Goes Martial Arts Final Attack: ready, set, run away!” - Ranma Saotome
“Akane really is a sweet girl. She’s just a violent maniac.” - Kasumi Tendo
“Ah, look at the poor dearies all alone and unprotected. Allow me to take you to a safer location my silkie darlings.” - Happosai
“Leave it to that jackass Ryoga to draw me a map that leads me through half of Tokyo before coming here!” - Ukyo Kuonji
“There, Ranma, just like you wanted: A nice kitty cat in the face!” - Akane Tendo
“You know how I despise cynicism, but I don't think Ranma's taking this well.” - Nabiki Tendo
The characters in the series are zany and over the top, so there are many opportunities for someone to say something that elicits a chuckle. Even a character like Kasumi, who’s usually rather grounded, manages to say a funny line every now and then. Hopefully you enjoyed these humorous quotes from Ranma 1/2!
