July 20th, 2019
Favorite Servants by Class! (mid 2019)
Anime Relations: Fate/Grand Order: First Order
Disclaimer: I'm going to try my best and follow the rule of 'only 1 version of a servant per list' because if I didn't do that there would be redundancies all over the place. I love FATE and many of the characters in it, I assure you I could make a way bigger list but I'll save that for another time lol. Point is just because someone isn't here doesn't mean I don't like them.. have fun!
Honorable Mention to Chevy. I’m a big fan, great design but the others on the list are just slightly ahead. Just so we’re clear, d’Eon is not a boy nor a girl and I can’t be having this indecisiveness in my life!
She is a knight with a romantic, idyllic nature who practices daily in order to become the ideal king. Because of her inexperience, her girlishness has not been wiped away yet and her heart is filled with hopes and dreams. Although the training to become a king is harsh, she is happy as long as she can take care of the horses. Her design is just too godlike to ignore.
Corrupted by Angra Mainyu, Artoria Alter is vastly different from her normal self. While Lily might’ve been white and black, this one is all black.. like Johnny Cash. It is as they say… black is indeed better. Once you go black you don’t go back. + she likes Cheeseburgers and is cool as fuck so……………….. obviously she was going to be here
It’s Okita… she’s captain of the Shinsengumi and is fucking adorable. Design speaks to everything I like. Do I really need to explain why she’s here? Of course she’s here…
I would never be able to decide who is top of my saber list (as I’m sure anyone who knows me would’ve guessed). Mordred is voiced by a literal goddess… has a fantastic design and is cool/cute as fuck.. she’s just better than her dad in every way.
Musashi is the reason I started playing FGO and not just because of her design. The Five Rings is my favorite book ever and I love the real life Musashi so of course I’d gravitate towards her. FGO has found a way to make my dream a reality… turning the author of my favorite book/someone who’s ideals I take seriously into a waifu. Bravo DW…. Bravo.
He may not be a proper Heroic Spirit like some of the other servants but he’s still my boy. He is a version of Shirou from an alternate timeline where he made a contract with the World (Alaya) and became a Counter Guardian for the world as payment for the contract. Yup… sounds pretty fucking cool to me
Her father abandoned her as a child and she was raised by a bear (thanks to Artemis)… what kind of monster would throw an adorable catgirl out on the streets like that?
In “Kiso’s Last Moments”, the 9th chapter of “The Tale of the Heike” written by Kakuichi, she was portrayed as “of lovely long hair, of truly outstanding features. Exceptionally strong with a bow, a soldier that matched a thousand, always ready to face even a demon or a god, be it mounted or on foot.” In other words, a beautiful, mighty warrior. Her most important trait to know, however is that she is a notorious gamer and one of my main targets to roll for this year
He is the ultimate, transcendent being so divine as to be two-thirds god and one-third human, and no others in the world could match him. Gil talks so much shit and is just too cool to ignore. One of the strongest servants around and has everything a man could want at his disposal.
Ishtar is the goddess of beauty, good harvests, war, lust, discord and fertility in Mesopotamian Mythology/Sumerian Mythology/Babylonian Mythology, and one among the many mother goddesses whose power is derived from the Earth Mother. Said to be the most pampered, or rather, the most beloved goddess by the other deities… Sound about right? It is Rin after all...
aka Uesugi-san Uesugi Kenshin was one of the most powerful daimyos of hisher time. Started studying martial arts and Zen Buddhism at the age of 7. Very new to FGO and the Nasuverse in general but I like the design so……………
this basically sums her up
The Hound of Ulster got his name from killing the guard dog (who was a beast known to have the strength of at least 10 men) who guarded the master blacksmith’s Culann’s house and apparently felt so bad for him he said "Does this dog have children? If he does, could you allow me to take care of them? I will raise them to be guard dogs just as strong as their father. Until then, I will be your guard dog." Cu is my boy.. he likes Rin almost as much as I do. Difference is I ain’t willing to wait a few years like he insists he would
The Goddess of the Underworld in Sumerian myth. She freely wields a spear-like cage; at times stabbing the enemy with it, at times imprisoning souls, at times summoning lightning, she is the fearsome ruler of the underworld. Having carried out her duties of administrating the underworld since birth, she is a goddess that disappeared along with the Age of Gods without ever knowing of the world above, or of freedom. Personally I think she’s better off down there as to avoid her sister Ishtar’s playful torturing
You know who trained Cu to be such a badass killing machine? Yup… this beautiful number right here. I don’t think you’ll find someone cooler on this list either. She guards the FUCKING LAND OF SHADOWS AND IS A MASTER OF RUNECRAFTING AND SPEARMANSHIP.
Look here’s all you need to know about Medb (besides the fact her name is pronounce Maeve). Apparently the knight Fergus used to need 7 women at a time to satisfy him… it only took Medb by herself to conquer him. Then, at the time of the second invasion of Ulster, Queen Medb (who was scheming her revenge against Cú Chulainn) concluded that "Fergus' existence will become a bother" and shunned him. PIMP MOVE. Feel free to make the doujins, I’ll read them.
Head of the El-Melloi faction and has innate ability to win me over based on design alone. I don’t know much about her yet but I look forward to learning more by watching the Case Files
You all know who Medusa is both in Fate and in actual Mythology but did you know she helped carry me through most of my beginning chapters of FGO?... Did you also know she has a great scene with Sakura in Hollow Ataraxia? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fun Fact: Drake was so good at her job that she basically gave rise to the British Empire by herself. The story goes that there were six tons of just spice in the load she had at the time of her return, and that by far exceeded the national budget of the England of that time. These commodities and the detailed maps produced during the world circumnavigation became the capital to put together a fleet that could compete with the world's champion (Spain) and served as foundation for the establishment of the East India Company. She just wants to be treated as one of the boys and according to a sailor, "Ergh, we cannot call ourselves men if we look the captain as a woman; or rather, it would be rude towards her."
Vive la France! Did you know canonically the has the most haters in the Nasuverse? Weird right? Who could hate Marie!?!? Look at her! She's a rich noble always seen with cool headgear whether it's that hat or a crab.
Basically Medea before she got tainted but that’s not what’s important. What’s important is that she grows up to love 2 things.. her master and Saber. The latter of course is something we can all relate too
You all know who Merlin is outside of Fate but did you know he is also a memelord who gave a girl a dick and then that produced Mordred? Yeah you probably did know that but it’s so weird I just wanted to say it
She was my first SSR and although I don’t really like lolis, she is clearly a top tier regardless. In her own words “I don’t need my own route, people love me anyway”
Canonically has the fluffiest tail in the world (confirmed by me, just now). Based off of Amaterasu who is one of my favorite people in all of mythology I could talk for hours about how great she is but I’ll spare you the time and details lol. She’s voiced by Chiwa Saito and that’s all you need to know for now.
Not only an underappreciated animated movie but also an underappreciated servant. She might be considered cold to you when first summoned but she warms up to you over time and god damn it’s worth it. She’s the best… I love you Anastasia.
A fuuma ninja whose legend states that she operates karkuri dolls to do her bidding but here’s the real kicker, those rumors aren’t true. The real truth is that she, herself, is actually a doll and not human at all
No relation to the ancient queen of Babylon I assure you. One of her most famous things is that she lured all of the men who killed her brother into a room then flooded the room with the Nile river thus killing them all in revenge. Another thing she’s famous for is being a fucking cutiepie
He who forged the name of "the Old Man of the Mountain" elected to live as an observer who would enact judgment upon the rot and the deviations of the sect. Gramps doesn’t fuck around and he basically deserves love because all grandparents deserve love
X is not only adorable but also pretty funny and has a design that I’d describe as “basically tricking everyone into liking it”. X has revealed to none that her true identity is actually Artoria Pendragon. While she believes that her "perfect disguise" has tricked everyone, it is asked that others keep the fact quiet to keep from spoiling it and also for the sake of X's own honor. :3
idk if she counts as a Fate character or not but… she’s here now and I am sure not going to tell her to leave… she’ll use those eyes of death perception and kill me. Sweet jacket though
A fictional character famously played by Robert De Niro once and most famous for TRYING TO KILL MORDRED I FUCKING HATE YOU FRAN I DON’T CARE HOW GOD DAMN ADORABLE YOU ARE
She is the strongest monster slayer of the Heian period who destroyed many monstrosities, such as Shuten-douji. I think they’re cool now though
blah blah blah we all know who he is. Did you know he is also the star of my favorite Disney movie?... yeah…. Bet you didn’t know that one… smartass
“If God is certain to exist, then surely divine retribution shall find me.”
All she wants to do is save people and she’s damn good at it. So good in fact that after her work in the military was finished, she came home to a metric-fuckton of money donated to her by fellow soldiers as a thanks to her. She then used this money to change the world… one little bit at a time.
Him and Mozart were friends… nothing more… nothing less…. Don’t look it up.
The King of Currumpaw, was an actual gray wolf (there are diverging opinions) whose name became widespread after being featured on Seton’s “Wild Animals I Have Known”. The story goes that he rampaged on the Currumpaw Plains, a vast American pasture, killing over 2,000 heads of cattle in the space of 5 years and slaughtering 250 sheep in a single night without eating them. Additionally, the Japanese would pronounce it ‘robo’ right? I’ll let the image of a mechanical wolf run through your head for a while.
The Saint of Orleans. A Catholic saint born in Domrémy, France, and the heroine of France who liberated Orléans in the Hundred Years' War. It’s a shame her name was tarnished by the Apocrypha anime but I don’t want to say too much bad about her.. Jesus might be listening.
Idc if she’s literally possessed by the devil, she might be the most headpat/hug worthy servant around.
Same as above except now her sexiness is more lowkey and only on this part of the list because I need to fill space so I’m violating my disclaimer rule. Avengers were made to break rules anyways.
Hey remember that part about me breaking rules? Well MHX/MHXX is one of my personal favorites so she’s back! This time AS A FUCKING GUNDAM WHO IS BEING PILOTED BY A BEAUTIFUL SUMMER BABE.
Honorable Mention to Chevy. I’m a big fan, great design but the others on the list are just slightly ahead. Just so we’re clear, d’Eon is not a boy nor a girl and I can’t be having this indecisiveness in my life!
She is a knight with a romantic, idyllic nature who practices daily in order to become the ideal king. Because of her inexperience, her girlishness has not been wiped away yet and her heart is filled with hopes and dreams. Although the training to become a king is harsh, she is happy as long as she can take care of the horses. Her design is just too godlike to ignore.
Corrupted by Angra Mainyu, Artoria Alter is vastly different from her normal self. While Lily might’ve been white and black, this one is all black.. like Johnny Cash. It is as they say… black is indeed better. Once you go black you don’t go back. + she likes Cheeseburgers and is cool as fuck so……………….. obviously she was going to be here
It’s Okita… she’s captain of the Shinsengumi and is fucking adorable. Design speaks to everything I like. Do I really need to explain why she’s here? Of course she’s here…
I would never be able to decide who is top of my saber list (as I’m sure anyone who knows me would’ve guessed). Mordred is voiced by a literal goddess… has a fantastic design and is cool/cute as fuck.. she’s just better than her dad in every way.
Musashi is the reason I started playing FGO and not just because of her design. The Five Rings is my favorite book ever and I love the real life Musashi so of course I’d gravitate towards her. FGO has found a way to make my dream a reality… turning the author of my favorite book/someone who’s ideals I take seriously into a waifu. Bravo DW…. Bravo.
He may not be a proper Heroic Spirit like some of the other servants but he’s still my boy. He is a version of Shirou from an alternate timeline where he made a contract with the World (Alaya) and became a Counter Guardian for the world as payment for the contract. Yup… sounds pretty fucking cool to me
Her father abandoned her as a child and she was raised by a bear (thanks to Artemis)… what kind of monster would throw an adorable catgirl out on the streets like that?
In “Kiso’s Last Moments”, the 9th chapter of “The Tale of the Heike” written by Kakuichi, she was portrayed as “of lovely long hair, of truly outstanding features. Exceptionally strong with a bow, a soldier that matched a thousand, always ready to face even a demon or a god, be it mounted or on foot.” In other words, a beautiful, mighty warrior. Her most important trait to know, however is that she is a notorious gamer and one of my main targets to roll for this year
He is the ultimate, transcendent being so divine as to be two-thirds god and one-third human, and no others in the world could match him. Gil talks so much shit and is just too cool to ignore. One of the strongest servants around and has everything a man could want at his disposal.
Ishtar is the goddess of beauty, good harvests, war, lust, discord and fertility in Mesopotamian Mythology/Sumerian Mythology/Babylonian Mythology, and one among the many mother goddesses whose power is derived from the Earth Mother. Said to be the most pampered, or rather, the most beloved goddess by the other deities… Sound about right? It is Rin after all...
aka Uesugi-san Uesugi Kenshin was one of the most powerful daimyos of hisher time. Started studying martial arts and Zen Buddhism at the age of 7. Very new to FGO and the Nasuverse in general but I like the design so……………
this basically sums her up
The Hound of Ulster got his name from killing the guard dog (who was a beast known to have the strength of at least 10 men) who guarded the master blacksmith’s Culann’s house and apparently felt so bad for him he said "Does this dog have children? If he does, could you allow me to take care of them? I will raise them to be guard dogs just as strong as their father. Until then, I will be your guard dog." Cu is my boy.. he likes Rin almost as much as I do. Difference is I ain’t willing to wait a few years like he insists he would
The Goddess of the Underworld in Sumerian myth. She freely wields a spear-like cage; at times stabbing the enemy with it, at times imprisoning souls, at times summoning lightning, she is the fearsome ruler of the underworld. Having carried out her duties of administrating the underworld since birth, she is a goddess that disappeared along with the Age of Gods without ever knowing of the world above, or of freedom. Personally I think she’s better off down there as to avoid her sister Ishtar’s playful torturing
You know who trained Cu to be such a badass killing machine? Yup… this beautiful number right here. I don’t think you’ll find someone cooler on this list either. She guards the FUCKING LAND OF SHADOWS AND IS A MASTER OF RUNECRAFTING AND SPEARMANSHIP.
Look here’s all you need to know about Medb (besides the fact her name is pronounce Maeve). Apparently the knight Fergus used to need 7 women at a time to satisfy him… it only took Medb by herself to conquer him. Then, at the time of the second invasion of Ulster, Queen Medb (who was scheming her revenge against Cú Chulainn) concluded that "Fergus' existence will become a bother" and shunned him. PIMP MOVE. Feel free to make the doujins, I’ll read them.
Head of the El-Melloi faction and has innate ability to win me over based on design alone. I don’t know much about her yet but I look forward to learning more by watching the Case Files
You all know who Medusa is both in Fate and in actual Mythology but did you know she helped carry me through most of my beginning chapters of FGO?... Did you also know she has a great scene with Sakura in Hollow Ataraxia? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fun Fact: Drake was so good at her job that she basically gave rise to the British Empire by herself. The story goes that there were six tons of just spice in the load she had at the time of her return, and that by far exceeded the national budget of the England of that time. These commodities and the detailed maps produced during the world circumnavigation became the capital to put together a fleet that could compete with the world's champion (Spain) and served as foundation for the establishment of the East India Company. She just wants to be treated as one of the boys and according to a sailor, "Ergh, we cannot call ourselves men if we look the captain as a woman; or rather, it would be rude towards her."
Vive la France! Did you know canonically the has the most haters in the Nasuverse? Weird right? Who could hate Marie!?!? Look at her! She's a rich noble always seen with cool headgear whether it's that hat or a crab.
Basically Medea before she got tainted but that’s not what’s important. What’s important is that she grows up to love 2 things.. her master and Saber. The latter of course is something we can all relate too
You all know who Merlin is outside of Fate but did you know he is also a memelord who gave a girl a dick and then that produced Mordred? Yeah you probably did know that but it’s so weird I just wanted to say it
She was my first SSR and although I don’t really like lolis, she is clearly a top tier regardless. In her own words “I don’t need my own route, people love me anyway”
Canonically has the fluffiest tail in the world (confirmed by me, just now). Based off of Amaterasu who is one of my favorite people in all of mythology I could talk for hours about how great she is but I’ll spare you the time and details lol. She’s voiced by Chiwa Saito and that’s all you need to know for now.
Not only an underappreciated animated movie but also an underappreciated servant. She might be considered cold to you when first summoned but she warms up to you over time and god damn it’s worth it. She’s the best… I love you Anastasia.
A fuuma ninja whose legend states that she operates karkuri dolls to do her bidding but here’s the real kicker, those rumors aren’t true. The real truth is that she, herself, is actually a doll and not human at all
No relation to the ancient queen of Babylon I assure you. One of her most famous things is that she lured all of the men who killed her brother into a room then flooded the room with the Nile river thus killing them all in revenge. Another thing she’s famous for is being a fucking cutiepie
He who forged the name of "the Old Man of the Mountain" elected to live as an observer who would enact judgment upon the rot and the deviations of the sect. Gramps doesn’t fuck around and he basically deserves love because all grandparents deserve love
X is not only adorable but also pretty funny and has a design that I’d describe as “basically tricking everyone into liking it”. X has revealed to none that her true identity is actually Artoria Pendragon. While she believes that her "perfect disguise" has tricked everyone, it is asked that others keep the fact quiet to keep from spoiling it and also for the sake of X's own honor. :3
idk if she counts as a Fate character or not but… she’s here now and I am sure not going to tell her to leave… she’ll use those eyes of death perception and kill me. Sweet jacket though
A fictional character famously played by Robert De Niro once and most famous for TRYING TO KILL MORDRED I FUCKING HATE YOU FRAN I DON’T CARE HOW GOD DAMN ADORABLE YOU ARE
She is the strongest monster slayer of the Heian period who destroyed many monstrosities, such as Shuten-douji. I think they’re cool now though
blah blah blah we all know who he is. Did you know he is also the star of my favorite Disney movie?... yeah…. Bet you didn’t know that one… smartass
“If God is certain to exist, then surely divine retribution shall find me.”
All she wants to do is save people and she’s damn good at it. So good in fact that after her work in the military was finished, she came home to a metric-fuckton of money donated to her by fellow soldiers as a thanks to her. She then used this money to change the world… one little bit at a time.
Him and Mozart were friends… nothing more… nothing less…. Don’t look it up.
The King of Currumpaw, was an actual gray wolf (there are diverging opinions) whose name became widespread after being featured on Seton’s “Wild Animals I Have Known”. The story goes that he rampaged on the Currumpaw Plains, a vast American pasture, killing over 2,000 heads of cattle in the space of 5 years and slaughtering 250 sheep in a single night without eating them. Additionally, the Japanese would pronounce it ‘robo’ right? I’ll let the image of a mechanical wolf run through your head for a while.
The Saint of Orleans. A Catholic saint born in Domrémy, France, and the heroine of France who liberated Orléans in the Hundred Years' War. It’s a shame her name was tarnished by the Apocrypha anime but I don’t want to say too much bad about her.. Jesus might be listening.
Idc if she’s literally possessed by the devil, she might be the most headpat/hug worthy servant around.
Same as above except now her sexiness is more lowkey and only on this part of the list because I need to fill space so I’m violating my disclaimer rule. Avengers were made to break rules anyways.
Hey remember that part about me breaking rules? Well MHX/MHXX is one of my personal favorites so she’s back! This time AS A FUCKING GUNDAM WHO IS BEING PILOTED BY A BEAUTIFUL SUMMER BABE.
Posted by Gabagool | Jul 20, 2019 8:07 AM | 1 comments
May 11th, 2019
My MAL Interview
Anime Relations: Bakemonogatari
Posted by Gabagool | May 11, 2019 10:52 AM | 0 comments
October 21st, 2017
I ranked ALL the Persona girls as objectively as possible
Anime Relations: Persona 4 the Animation, Persona 3 the Movie 1: Spring of Birth, Persona 3 the Movie 2: Midsummer Knight's Dream, Persona 4 the Golden Animation, Persona 3 the Movie 3: Falling Down, Persona 3 the Movie 4: Winter of Rebirth, Persona 5 the Animation: The Day Breakers, Persona 5 the Animation
Disclaimer: I am only doing Persona 3,4 and 5 because that is when the game really became what we know it to be today. Also only girls that are actually love interests will be on the list meaning no Sae Niijima, Ms. Toriumi or Hisano Kuroda or anybody like that.
Rating: Characters were rated on a 1-5 scale with occasional half points in 4 categories.. looks/style, intelligence, personality/sense of humor and how fun they are/ how fun it would be to actually date these people. In order to remain as subjective as possible I used as much reference to the games as possible to figure out how and where the characters fit on the list (ie. Naoto is known as the 2000 IQ Killjoy Detective therefore she gets a 5 in intelligence). Everyone was rated against each other.. so if I say they 'aren't interesting' that means in comparison to the rest of them. Seeing as a tie would be lame for those who had even ratings I tried ranking them based on factors that are a little more subjective. Enough of the rules let's get on with it!
Coming in with a score of a 2 flat is Yuko Nishiwaki from Persona 3.
Overall: 2
Looks: 2
Intelligence: 2
Personality: 1
Fun/Intrigue: 3
Complains about being track manager often. Admits she has no motivation and pretty much guilt's you into helping her coach these kids. Admits she eats too much and then proceeds to fish for compliments. Jealous of your dorm-mates.. yeah she's a loser. Only redeeming quality is that she is an average level of fun
and then when you give her a compliment...
Ayane Matsunaga
Overall: 2.25
Looks: 2
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 3
Fun/Intrigue: 1
Super boring... she is a nice girl who has nothing else going for her. Her entire arc is her trying to learn her instrument and she barely gets any better. I sometimes forget she even existed and P4G is one of my favorite games ever.
Yeah Ayane.... I noticed
Ichiko Ohya
Overall: 2.37
Looks: 1
Intelligence: 3.5
Personality: 1.5
Fun/Intrigue: 4
She is the Devil Arcana incarnate. She is a drunk who treats her friends like shit (except for one), looks into your background behind your back and only tells you her secret when her back is to the wall. Once described as having "a body that doesn't appeal to high schoolers" she isn't much of a looker either. Your her golden goose so she wants you around to use you. She would have a lot of fun and interesting stories gathered from her job as a journalist and drunks are fun.
Yeah Ohya... mostly logic though. Who would date you?
Haru Okumura
Overall: 2.5
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 2
Fun/Intrigue: 2
Very nice and charming... on the surface. She gives Sojiro an 'experimental plant' to drink without letting him know what it was first... then later gives you coffee made out of elephant dung. Also she preaches about living out her father's legacy and not giving up the family business but then totally just does the opposite at the end. Also not much to her personality besides her being 'nice'.
The real dung here is you Haru
Ai Ebihara
Overall: 2.62
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 2
Personality: 1
Fun/Intrigue: 3
She is selfish, a snob, a delinquent and she doesn't think much of you outside of being a porter. She also was about to kill herself when she found out another guy liked a girl who is ranked higher on this very list <3. She has looks that are said to "trump even Yukiko's" but that's not enough to save her from being bottom tier.
Yeah Ai... but only when they aren't human garbage. Her given name might mean 'love' but I prefer her nickname 'Ebi' which means shrimp. Enough of the shrimp we have bigger things to fry.
Chihaya Mifune
Overall: 2.87
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 2
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
She's a con-artist who never pays you back. Was driven out of her hometown for being a 'monster' because her tarot readings were so accurate. It's a shame she hides her dialect out of shame.. it's kinda cute. She is a jerk plain and simple and she doesn't stand up for herself once confronted by her boss.
See you there babe
Yumi Ozawa
Overall: 2.87
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 2.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3
Technically our first tie but she doesn't wish death upon you... just her father. Who would've though a drama club member would be so... dramatic. She is willing to lend things and help on her first day meeting you and is very passionate about her craft. It's a shame she complains a lot and is immature.
Yeah what a jerk.. better go tell him that quick though he doesn't have much longer
Marie
Overall: 3
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 2.5
Fun/Intrigue: 2
Often called cute and is so stylish the other girls all want to befriend her immediately but they quickly regret their decision. Marie has no tact.. she must've forget what that was when she lost her memory. Boring as all hell but I do get a kick out of it when she refers to Igor as 'The Nose'.
Are you autistic?
Fuuka Yamagishi
Overall: 3.12
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 5
Personality: 2.5
Fun/Intrigue: 2
Although not shown on screen she is an experienced hacker. Hacked into the Kirijo Group and loves technology, it's a shame she can't use her brain when it comes to cooking though. Another boring type but she's a good egg.
Me too Fuuka... me too.
Yukiko Amagi
Overall: 3.37
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 4
Personality: 3
Fun/Intrigue: 2
The meme that Yukiko is garbage needs to stop. She is a beautiful elegant young lady. She consistently places top of her class on tests and is dependable. She leans too much on Chie though and she is a little airheaded at times but has a good sense of humor. Also she can't cook for shit.
Don't worry Snow Girl you'll prove to them you're a good waifu someday
Hifumi Togo
Overall: 3.5
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 3.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3
The "too beautiful shogi player" is more than just looks. She is a serious competitor is a very nice off the battlefield. She just wants to live out her father's legacy. It's a shame most of her life was a lie but she's willing to work her way back up.
Good.. don't take anybody's crap. You're as solid as they come.
Sadayo Kawakami
Overall: 3.5
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 4
Personality: 3.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
She is a highly competent teacher who just loves to take care of the youth! (perhaps a bit too much though). A youthful looking woman who spends her free time working as a maid to pay back a family of assholes. Technically tied with Hifumi she gets the nod because... I mean she can cook, clean and YOU'D BE DATING A TEACHER.
Yeah I can think of a couple
Chihiro Fushimi
Overall: 3.62
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 4
Personality: 3
Fun/Intrigue: 3
She might seem like a prude on the outside but this student council president is actually pretty upfront about her feelings. She dreams about you EVERY NIGHT for crying out loud. Brains and beauty.. deadly combo. It's a shame she relies on others so much and isn't nearly as good a president as her predecessor.
In a world where he hangs out with the girls he does this comment means a lot
Tae Takemi
Overall: 3.62
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 4.5
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 3
She might seem shady at first but this doctor has a heart of gold. Cares deeply about her patients even though she gives them barely legal drugs. She develops her own medicine and gets offered a job as head of research from a place that screwed her in the past. She turns it down because her dream was to run her own practice to honor someone who saved her as a kid when she was sick. She gets the nod over Chihiro because she is more independent and has better values.
HELLLOOOO NURSE (also definitely yes)
Mitsuru Kirijo
Overall: 3.75
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 4.5
Personality: 3
Fun/Intrigue: 3
In the saddest spot in any countdown just outside the top 10 is Mitsuru. Great student council president who everyone looks up to and is beautiful to boot. She cares about her team but she loses some points because she is clearly a little stuck up even though she is trying not to be. If you're looking for the coolest girl on the list though you just found her.
awww senpai <3.
Elizabeth
Overall: 3.87
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 4
Fun, silly, inquisitive and as Labrys would describe her "perfect looking" Elizabeth starts off the top 10. She spends an absurd amount of coins at places of wish and worship most likely on helping her on her main objective.. saving the P3 protagonist. She might not know much about humans but clearly she cares about them.
... yes
Futaba Sakura
Overall: 3.87
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 5
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Stealing the heart of the internet for good reason as her name is obviously a reference to Futaba Channel (2chan) she did better than I thought on this list. That's what she's about though.. working hard to better herself. She's a troll in the best way.. likes games and has a good personality. It's a shame she's such a hikikomori that it sorta holds her back in some ways.
and it grew 3 times that day
Yukari Takeba
Overall: 3.87
Looks: 5
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Another meme that needs to die is that Yukari is bad (must be a Y name thing). She has legitimate issues with her family but she works extra hard to cope with them. She might pull a gun on you the first time you meet but quickly you realize she's likable. She has many fans while in school and even more when she grows up to be Feather Pink (the Pink Ranger) and a model. The best part about her though is that she is fun to be around and has jokes on deck. Shame she is a douche in The Answer
#NeverForget
Ann Takamaki
Overall: 4
Looks: 5
Intelligence: 2.5
Personality: 5
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Another ballbuster (in more ways than one) Ann is very under-appreciated. Successful model, great close friend to have and clearly has great values and goals in life. People fall in love with her the second they see her and I don't blame them but her other traits are why she's here. She might be a little slow at times but she makes up for it with hard work and her great personality. Very dependable as she's never missed a shoot or an obligation.
Shiho would be proud
Naoto Shirogane
Overall: 4.12 (Technically tied for second)
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 5
Personality: 3.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Brace yourself.. we got ourselves a few people tied at this spot. It doesn't take someone with a 2000 IQ like Naoto's to figure out why she's so good. Girls go gay for her.. boys think they're gay when she acted as a man.. she's a hearthrob. She won the beauty pageant WITHOUT EVEN COMPETING IN IT. Naoto is a great person and very smart but too serious at times and clearly has some complex emotions to work out. My pick for #1 stylish character though (even her Persona has style).
Also this...
Makoto Niijima
Overall: 4.12
Looks: 4
Intelligence: 4.5
Personality: 4.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Makoto is THE student council president who has a strong sense of justice (even though her main hobby is being a stalker). Who wouldn't want Makoto? She's pretty and smart with her only flaw being that she is kinda dull. She wants to be a police commissioner and fulfill her dad's legacy and that's incredibly respectable. Great person overall. (Sae is best Niijima though.)
The Queen has spoken!
Chie Satonaka
Overall: 4.12
Looks: 4
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 4.5
Fun/Intrigue: 5
Chie is fun. For a girl who is so into Kung-Fu and has so man quirks you'd think she'd be a weirdo.. definitely not. She has a surprising amount of fans in school (take that Ai Ebihara you jerk) and it's from more than just her good looks. You want a good companion who will protect and love you forever.. that's Chie. Everyday would be a happy one. Yeah she might be a little rough around the edges and might run in too headstrong at times but all is forgiven.
To all the people who say she's annoying.. I'd fight you but she can handle herself <3
Aigis
Overall: 4.12
Looks: 4
Intelligence: 3.5
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 5
Gee.. who would've thought that a robot literally designed to love and protect you would be great. Aigis looks good, is pretty deep and fun to be around. She might start off as a robot but she quickly gains great human emotion. Who wouldn't want to be with a android who loves you unconditionally and can talk to animals while having fun doing anything? She would be super interesting to be around. Also if you've played The Answer she gets even better. Much more to say about Robo-waifu but I'll spare you the time.
2B or not 2B.. that is the question
Rise Kujikawa
Overall: 4.25 (Technically tied for 1st)
Looks: 5
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 5
Rise is an idol, model, works at a tofu shop and her main job is loving you. She yearns for the simple life and she still wants to work hard at her other jobs. She might be famous but she looks down on nobody. Being with her would be super interesting.. she does so much cool stuff. She is a lot of fun to be around as she cracks jokes and goes on about somewhat deep topics. Even the other girls can't hate her even though they are clearly a bit taken back by her. If she wasn't as emotional for no reason at times she might've taken #1. Another one I could talk about all day.
Margaret
Overall: 4.25
Looks: 5
Intelligence: 4
Personality: 4.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Margaret is essentially perfect. She looks so good even Rise is jealous, she is very knowledgeable about many of the things you come across and she has a great personality/sense of humor to boot. She is the woman the protagonist needs.. she really is flawless. She cares a lot about her sister Elizabeth and has a strong sense of duty to obligations in the Velvet Rooms.
AND she's smoother than an egg.
Well that's the list. It took a lot longer than expected to make this so if you want to talk about it please message me so I can get some mileage out of this post lol. If there is anything I missed in here let's discuss it. Don't worry my main girl didn't win either.. I'm just as salty as you lmao.
PS: I'm already thinking about doing something like this for another series.. got any ideas? Leave a comment or PM me.
Rating: Characters were rated on a 1-5 scale with occasional half points in 4 categories.. looks/style, intelligence, personality/sense of humor and how fun they are/ how fun it would be to actually date these people. In order to remain as subjective as possible I used as much reference to the games as possible to figure out how and where the characters fit on the list (ie. Naoto is known as the 2000 IQ Killjoy Detective therefore she gets a 5 in intelligence). Everyone was rated against each other.. so if I say they 'aren't interesting' that means in comparison to the rest of them. Seeing as a tie would be lame for those who had even ratings I tried ranking them based on factors that are a little more subjective. Enough of the rules let's get on with it!
Coming in with a score of a 2 flat is Yuko Nishiwaki from Persona 3.
Overall: 2
Looks: 2
Intelligence: 2
Personality: 1
Fun/Intrigue: 3
Complains about being track manager often. Admits she has no motivation and pretty much guilt's you into helping her coach these kids. Admits she eats too much and then proceeds to fish for compliments. Jealous of your dorm-mates.. yeah she's a loser. Only redeeming quality is that she is an average level of fun
and then when you give her a compliment...Ayane Matsunaga
Overall: 2.25
Looks: 2
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 3
Fun/Intrigue: 1
Super boring... she is a nice girl who has nothing else going for her. Her entire arc is her trying to learn her instrument and she barely gets any better. I sometimes forget she even existed and P4G is one of my favorite games ever.
Yeah Ayane.... I noticed
Ichiko Ohya
Overall: 2.37
Looks: 1
Intelligence: 3.5
Personality: 1.5
Fun/Intrigue: 4
She is the Devil Arcana incarnate. She is a drunk who treats her friends like shit (except for one), looks into your background behind your back and only tells you her secret when her back is to the wall. Once described as having "a body that doesn't appeal to high schoolers" she isn't much of a looker either. Your her golden goose so she wants you around to use you. She would have a lot of fun and interesting stories gathered from her job as a journalist and drunks are fun.
Yeah Ohya... mostly logic though. Who would date you?
Haru Okumura
Overall: 2.5
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 2
Fun/Intrigue: 2
Very nice and charming... on the surface. She gives Sojiro an 'experimental plant' to drink without letting him know what it was first... then later gives you coffee made out of elephant dung. Also she preaches about living out her father's legacy and not giving up the family business but then totally just does the opposite at the end. Also not much to her personality besides her being 'nice'.
The real dung here is you Haru
Ai Ebihara
Overall: 2.62
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 2
Personality: 1
Fun/Intrigue: 3
She is selfish, a snob, a delinquent and she doesn't think much of you outside of being a porter. She also was about to kill herself when she found out another guy liked a girl who is ranked higher on this very list <3. She has looks that are said to "trump even Yukiko's" but that's not enough to save her from being bottom tier.
Yeah Ai... but only when they aren't human garbage. Her given name might mean 'love' but I prefer her nickname 'Ebi' which means shrimp. Enough of the shrimp we have bigger things to fry.
Chihaya Mifune
Overall: 2.87
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 2
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
She's a con-artist who never pays you back. Was driven out of her hometown for being a 'monster' because her tarot readings were so accurate. It's a shame she hides her dialect out of shame.. it's kinda cute. She is a jerk plain and simple and she doesn't stand up for herself once confronted by her boss.
See you there babe
Yumi Ozawa
Overall: 2.87
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 2.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3
Technically our first tie but she doesn't wish death upon you... just her father. Who would've though a drama club member would be so... dramatic. She is willing to lend things and help on her first day meeting you and is very passionate about her craft. It's a shame she complains a lot and is immature.
Yeah what a jerk.. better go tell him that quick though he doesn't have much longer
Marie
Overall: 3
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 2.5
Fun/Intrigue: 2
Often called cute and is so stylish the other girls all want to befriend her immediately but they quickly regret their decision. Marie has no tact.. she must've forget what that was when she lost her memory. Boring as all hell but I do get a kick out of it when she refers to Igor as 'The Nose'.
Are you autistic?
Fuuka Yamagishi
Overall: 3.12
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 5
Personality: 2.5
Fun/Intrigue: 2
Although not shown on screen she is an experienced hacker. Hacked into the Kirijo Group and loves technology, it's a shame she can't use her brain when it comes to cooking though. Another boring type but she's a good egg.
Me too Fuuka... me too.
Yukiko Amagi
Overall: 3.37
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 4
Personality: 3
Fun/Intrigue: 2
The meme that Yukiko is garbage needs to stop. She is a beautiful elegant young lady. She consistently places top of her class on tests and is dependable. She leans too much on Chie though and she is a little airheaded at times but has a good sense of humor. Also she can't cook for shit.
Don't worry Snow Girl you'll prove to them you're a good waifu someday
Hifumi Togo
Overall: 3.5
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 3.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3
The "too beautiful shogi player" is more than just looks. She is a serious competitor is a very nice off the battlefield. She just wants to live out her father's legacy. It's a shame most of her life was a lie but she's willing to work her way back up.
Good.. don't take anybody's crap. You're as solid as they come.
Sadayo Kawakami
Overall: 3.5
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 4
Personality: 3.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
She is a highly competent teacher who just loves to take care of the youth! (perhaps a bit too much though). A youthful looking woman who spends her free time working as a maid to pay back a family of assholes. Technically tied with Hifumi she gets the nod because... I mean she can cook, clean and YOU'D BE DATING A TEACHER.
Yeah I can think of a couple
Chihiro Fushimi
Overall: 3.62
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 4
Personality: 3
Fun/Intrigue: 3
She might seem like a prude on the outside but this student council president is actually pretty upfront about her feelings. She dreams about you EVERY NIGHT for crying out loud. Brains and beauty.. deadly combo. It's a shame she relies on others so much and isn't nearly as good a president as her predecessor.
In a world where he hangs out with the girls he does this comment means a lot
Tae Takemi
Overall: 3.62
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 4.5
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 3
She might seem shady at first but this doctor has a heart of gold. Cares deeply about her patients even though she gives them barely legal drugs. She develops her own medicine and gets offered a job as head of research from a place that screwed her in the past. She turns it down because her dream was to run her own practice to honor someone who saved her as a kid when she was sick. She gets the nod over Chihiro because she is more independent and has better values.
HELLLOOOO NURSE (also definitely yes)
Mitsuru Kirijo
Overall: 3.75
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 4.5
Personality: 3
Fun/Intrigue: 3
In the saddest spot in any countdown just outside the top 10 is Mitsuru. Great student council president who everyone looks up to and is beautiful to boot. She cares about her team but she loses some points because she is clearly a little stuck up even though she is trying not to be. If you're looking for the coolest girl on the list though you just found her.
awww senpai <3.
Elizabeth
Overall: 3.87
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 4
Fun, silly, inquisitive and as Labrys would describe her "perfect looking" Elizabeth starts off the top 10. She spends an absurd amount of coins at places of wish and worship most likely on helping her on her main objective.. saving the P3 protagonist. She might not know much about humans but clearly she cares about them.
... yes
Futaba Sakura
Overall: 3.87
Looks: 3
Intelligence: 5
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Stealing the heart of the internet for good reason as her name is obviously a reference to Futaba Channel (2chan) she did better than I thought on this list. That's what she's about though.. working hard to better herself. She's a troll in the best way.. likes games and has a good personality. It's a shame she's such a hikikomori that it sorta holds her back in some ways.
and it grew 3 times that day
Yukari Takeba
Overall: 3.87
Looks: 5
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Another meme that needs to die is that Yukari is bad (must be a Y name thing). She has legitimate issues with her family but she works extra hard to cope with them. She might pull a gun on you the first time you meet but quickly you realize she's likable. She has many fans while in school and even more when she grows up to be Feather Pink (the Pink Ranger) and a model. The best part about her though is that she is fun to be around and has jokes on deck. Shame she is a douche in The Answer
#NeverForget
Ann Takamaki
Overall: 4
Looks: 5
Intelligence: 2.5
Personality: 5
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Another ballbuster (in more ways than one) Ann is very under-appreciated. Successful model, great close friend to have and clearly has great values and goals in life. People fall in love with her the second they see her and I don't blame them but her other traits are why she's here. She might be a little slow at times but she makes up for it with hard work and her great personality. Very dependable as she's never missed a shoot or an obligation.
Shiho would be proud
Naoto Shirogane
Overall: 4.12 (Technically tied for second)
Looks: 4.5
Intelligence: 5
Personality: 3.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Brace yourself.. we got ourselves a few people tied at this spot. It doesn't take someone with a 2000 IQ like Naoto's to figure out why she's so good. Girls go gay for her.. boys think they're gay when she acted as a man.. she's a hearthrob. She won the beauty pageant WITHOUT EVEN COMPETING IN IT. Naoto is a great person and very smart but too serious at times and clearly has some complex emotions to work out. My pick for #1 stylish character though (even her Persona has style).
Also this...
Makoto Niijima
Overall: 4.12
Looks: 4
Intelligence: 4.5
Personality: 4.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Makoto is THE student council president who has a strong sense of justice (even though her main hobby is being a stalker). Who wouldn't want Makoto? She's pretty and smart with her only flaw being that she is kinda dull. She wants to be a police commissioner and fulfill her dad's legacy and that's incredibly respectable. Great person overall. (Sae is best Niijima though.)
The Queen has spoken!
Chie Satonaka
Overall: 4.12
Looks: 4
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 4.5
Fun/Intrigue: 5
Chie is fun. For a girl who is so into Kung-Fu and has so man quirks you'd think she'd be a weirdo.. definitely not. She has a surprising amount of fans in school (take that Ai Ebihara you jerk) and it's from more than just her good looks. You want a good companion who will protect and love you forever.. that's Chie. Everyday would be a happy one. Yeah she might be a little rough around the edges and might run in too headstrong at times but all is forgiven.
To all the people who say she's annoying.. I'd fight you but she can handle herself <3
Aigis
Overall: 4.12
Looks: 4
Intelligence: 3.5
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 5
Gee.. who would've thought that a robot literally designed to love and protect you would be great. Aigis looks good, is pretty deep and fun to be around. She might start off as a robot but she quickly gains great human emotion. Who wouldn't want to be with a android who loves you unconditionally and can talk to animals while having fun doing anything? She would be super interesting to be around. Also if you've played The Answer she gets even better. Much more to say about Robo-waifu but I'll spare you the time.
2B or not 2B.. that is the question
Rise Kujikawa
Overall: 4.25 (Technically tied for 1st)
Looks: 5
Intelligence: 3
Personality: 4
Fun/Intrigue: 5
Rise is an idol, model, works at a tofu shop and her main job is loving you. She yearns for the simple life and she still wants to work hard at her other jobs. She might be famous but she looks down on nobody. Being with her would be super interesting.. she does so much cool stuff. She is a lot of fun to be around as she cracks jokes and goes on about somewhat deep topics. Even the other girls can't hate her even though they are clearly a bit taken back by her. If she wasn't as emotional for no reason at times she might've taken #1. Another one I could talk about all day.
Margaret
Overall: 4.25
Looks: 5
Intelligence: 4
Personality: 4.5
Fun/Intrigue: 3.5
Margaret is essentially perfect. She looks so good even Rise is jealous, she is very knowledgeable about many of the things you come across and she has a great personality/sense of humor to boot. She is the woman the protagonist needs.. she really is flawless. She cares a lot about her sister Elizabeth and has a strong sense of duty to obligations in the Velvet Rooms.
AND she's smoother than an egg.
Well that's the list. It took a lot longer than expected to make this so if you want to talk about it please message me so I can get some mileage out of this post lol. If there is anything I missed in here let's discuss it. Don't worry my main girl didn't win either.. I'm just as salty as you lmao.
PS: I'm already thinking about doing something like this for another series.. got any ideas? Leave a comment or PM me.
Posted by Gabagool | Oct 21, 2017 5:12 PM | 5 comments