Battle Can²

Join this band of femme fatales as they sacrifice their dignity to save the galaxy from unsavory space pirates. To solve their cases, they battle the bad guys, rescue stolen treasure, and wrestle space aliens. No job is too big, no humiliation is too great, and no alien has too many tentacles to keep them from the big score.

On their latest mission, the Battle Can-Can girls are out to retrieve a stolen artifact known as the Cosmic Firefly, a gorgeous but fragile jewel worth many billions of dollars, much more than what they make in a year! In order to return it to the rightful owners, they must subdue the most vicious space pirates, have sex with aliens, and confront a traitor from within!

(Source: animeondvd)

Ooshima, Jouji Director, Character Design

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Jul 4, 2022

Muffed

Mixed Feelings

Hello, my fellow degenerates,

It's been a while, but here we go again.

Story:

Battle Can Can is about space pirates being a plague in....well, space. To counter this threat the Intergalactic League of Space Traders (or ILST) came up with the genius idea of making a combat hardened insurance investigation agency called "Can". I don't understand insurance, but that seems like a weird thing to do. The story specifically revolves around our 5 heroines who are the elite of the elite of the insurance company combat investigation agency. Their squad name is Can2 (I couldn't do the exponent, sorry) They do very normal insurance agency things ... like watch porn on a 70 inch tv with one another. Lily canonically consist of two heroines somehow. Maybe they're just both named Lily.

Characters: Lily =Aquamarine? hair, light skin loli girl. Jill=Light blue hair, dark skin girl. Marina=Red hair, light skin girl. No development, as they are elite and perfect.

Animation: Not great, classic character designs, but as with many hentai the H scenes are lacking in detail and variation. Action scenes are pretty meh.

Sound: It definitely feels like one of the old-school anime episodes with the music and line delivery. The music during the H scenes isn't conducive to me being a master bater and are also too short for my taste. Moaning is drown out by the loud ass music so that's a negative.


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Marina seduces one of the pirates and gets horny evil snakes sicced on her and they fuck her to death. But she liked it, so it's okay. Later, the same guy inserts a vibrator that, when Jill cums it legit explodes in her. What the fuck, I wouldn't be able to cum if I knew I would fucking explode from the inside out. Clearly, she can't get horny over that shit. Her genius idea is that she knocks down and rides the guy while she has the vibrator in and they explode together. How cute. Also, these pirates are mad horny to have a steady supply of evil snakes that fuck you to death and volatile vibrators that explode upon climax. There's also an alien with a barely phalic-shaped head who fucks Lily to the point of death with his head. As far as I could tell literally splitting her goddamn vaginal cavity open and causing hemorrhage. She liked it though, so it's okay. In the end, the blonde commander and other Lily make it out, always to remember their comrades who hornied too hard.

Overall: Not ideal for the purpose of ejecting, but for artistic interest in watching many vaginal hemorrhages it's satisfactory.

Reviewer’s Rating: 5

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Jul 30, 2020

thetickdickler

Mixed Feelings

Join this band of femme fatales as they save the galaxy from unsavory space pirates. To solve their cases, the battle the bad guys, rescue stolen treasure, and wrestle space aliens. No job is too big, and no alien has too many tentacles to keep them from that big score. On their latest mission, the Battle Can-Can girls are out to retrieve a stolen artifact known as the Cosmic Firefly, a gorgeous but fragile jewel worth billions of dollars. In order to return it to the rightful owners, they must subdue the most vicious space pirates, seduce aliens, and confront a possible traitor in their ... midst.

Right out the game, it's pretty obvious that Battle Can-Can is total 80's schlock. With an incredibly shallow plot that's just meant to get the whole thing going just so it can quickly get to what the audience wants, rampant sex and nudity along with fun dumb action scenes. And yet, I don't hate it. Sure, by any objective standards, this is not going to win any awards, but the whole time I was having fun.

The animation is incredibly cheap and rushed, and obviously cheaps out wherever it can, such as reusing frames, or just skipping frames where it can. Despite that, each female lead has their own distinct looks, along with all of the background alien designs. It was pretty clear someone was having fun designing everything in this hentai.

But the best worst thing about this is the abrupt mood whiplashes this anime goes through. Literally right at the start, a group of pirates board a space ship and attempts to rape some of the women. During this is slapstick comedy, and all through it is over-the-top 80's action that you've come to expect from dumb 80's anime. The lead women also have a sidekick robot that pretty much speaks like a proto-Jar-Jar Binks, a whole 13 years before The Phantom Menace. And this is only the tip of the iceberg.

The rest of the anime is filled with moments that are so absurd and over-the-top that I don't want to spoil, you have to watch the sheer absurdity and stupidity yourselves.

Would I recommend Battle Can-Can? Yes, just not for the sex. Filled with blatant titillation, a silly plot, and dumb, corny jokes, Battle Can-Can is worth checking out for those who like cheesy 80's sleaze. It's only 30 minutes long, and it's so awesomely bad that it becomes awesomely good.

Reviewer’s Rating: 5

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May 6, 2020

jadedXotaku

Not Recommended

Battle Can-Can (aka Battle Can² or Battle Can2) is a ridiculous 1987 hentai about a quintet of Charlie's Angel type heroines who go on space adventures solving mysteries, saving hostages, fighting aliens and what have you. It's all very silly, and unsurprisingly every mission results in some sort of weird sexual encounter.

What is surprising though is the fate of the heroines after these encounters. With the exception of the opening hostage rescue/orgy scene, the heroines (who seemingly go on these missions alone with no back up) meet surprising ends. After the first, you're left with the impression the rest of the brisk 30 minute ... OVA will be about the remaining members of the team getting revenge, but nope, it's just rinse and repeat with increasingly kinkier methods of sexual deviancy. A bit of an oddity that's certainly not a must see, but at the very least an amusing way to waste half an hour.

Reviewer’s Rating: 4

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Poll: Battle Can² Episode 1 Discussion abystoma2 - Nov 23, 2014

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by Track44 »» Sep 30, 2023 3:57 PM