Feb 19, 2020
Snow White stories is a three episode OVA that centers around three love stories, one for each episode. The first episode features a young woman wed to a much older man, he couldn't satisfy her because he finished too fast, one day he leaves to sell some goods, and a Thief enters, and the woman uses her body to her advantage.
The second episode a perverted female warrior from the feudal war era, when one small country collapse. While most of the royal family and relatives were killed, the princess and Shingo, her vassal, escaped. And finally, the third episode features a disgraced bride, and a
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clan lord who was betrothed to and fell in love with a princess, with his "affection" for the princess becoming stronger every day.
Since it's an anthology show, at least there is some mild variety in it's sex scenes, which is the best compliment I can give to something so poorly put together. I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
Let's get this out of the way early, the sex is boring, bland, and forgettable. Looking through a thesaurus for more words to describe just how monotonous this is would be a better use of your time, because at least you would have learned something and expanded your vocabulary.
Yet again, this is another hentai that features bad CGI for it's backgrounds. Just because it's not as atrocious as something like 'Heartwork: Symphony of Destruction' or 'Pure Love', that doesn't stop it from being distractingly awful. Just how many hentai need shitty CGI for their backgrounds? Was it really easier to make than just a regular 2D background? I'm now put of wanking because all I can think about is just how distractingly shit the backgrounds are.
Not that the 2D animation is much better. I know that hentai isn't exactly going to have a lot of money invested in it, but watching poorly drawn trash is getting tiring. And as always, the English dub is the typical bad hentai dub, nothing new here.
There is no way that I'm going to recommend this over anything else, unless you've somehow gained a fetish of bad looking hentai from a youth of desperately trying to find anything you can to masturbate to. I never thought that I would say this about a hentai, bit Snow Night Stories might be so boring that it's a cure for insomnia.
Reviewer’s Rating: 3
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