Isekai Harem Monogatari

This hentai just makes me sad. I swear I can’t find anything good to watch these days and honestly “anime” like Ishuzoku Reviewers and even goddamn Redo of Healer in all their censored softcore glory do more for me than pure, unadulterated hentai. I admit I have some unrealistic expectations for hentai but nothing really entertains me anymore though with such a generic title as “Isekai Harem Monogatari” I assumed it was a satirical hentai that made fun of the isekai harem anime that are so prevalent season after season, boy was I wrong.

Story : 4

The story starts out rather comically and accepts the ... ridiculous situation of our MC, who is a self-proclaimed jerk-off addict spending upwards of 10 hours a day fapping. Straight off the bat it's pretty funny with it’s self-awareness. In the middle of his daily session, he is summoned by adventurers in another world to aid them - with his semen. Apparently our hero’s semen has the ability to amplify the physical strength and magical aptitude of those that take the mystical bodily fluids inside themselves with the convenient caveat that it wears off after a few hours. After defeating some monsters, the cast of four take up residence in an inn where our MC bones all three to sleep then proceeds to bang the innkeeper the next morning because of course he can. He then goes to see each girl of the party and bangs them individually as they prepare for their excursion to the capital. Then the hot spring baths open up in the inn because of course they do and they bang some more. To spice things up they add a dog-girl to the party as they head out and she gets so incredibly horny listening to him bang all three girls to sleep that he also ends up banging her. On their way to the capital, they are met with a horde of monsters so, you guessed it, they bang again to power up and beat the horde (which is barely shown) then they proceed to the capital and that’s it.

This hentai had so many opportunities to be interesting, to world build, to be funny or even just to shake things up in a fantasy setting with either the fucking or the fighting. Instead they just give us a bunch of lackluster boink exhibitions and end it. I guess it’s a promo for the visual novel but as Kohakuiro no Hunter has shown us that level of intrigue can be achieved in fewer episodes while this hentai is just plain and boring and even if the VN was interesting I wouldn’t know it based on this introduction. This is just bland, boring and uninspired so while it has great potential, I barely saw that come into fruition at all besides the first minute or so of dialogue

Art and Animation : 7

Just because it was poorly written doesn’t mean it can’t look good. This is definitely a good looking hentai with great character design and good animation for all the scenes where there was any movement at all. Every character is visually appealing with my personal favorite character being the innkeeper, Natalia. Other than that, there isn’t much else to say as I can’t complain about something if isn’t there given the apparent lack of scenes that don’t involve sex.

Characters : 4

Besides our MC, the other characters just kinda meld together and while each girl has the own identity it just never stuck out much. They all basically gave in to our MC-kun besides a few quippy lines here and there it was pretty basic. The only character that stood out to me was the absolute gigachad that is our MC. His early line about shooting out a lifetime of semen as he died definitely made me laugh out loud and in general he is without a doubt the hero of prophecy. He is able to bang three trained warriors to sleep every night, proceeds to bang the innkeeper the very next morning and it seems like he has a bottomless supply of semen at his disposal given that he jacks off ten hours a day. He is just built differently from us mortal men so he has the chops to save the world from the demon king.

Enjoyment : 4

It's not so much that this hentai is bad or anything, I even think the majority of people who watch it will absolutely enjoy it as its 7.51 MyAnimeList score suggests. It's just the most boring and basic shit I’ve ever seen and the only reason I could fathom gave it such a high score is that it is risk-averse and vanilla with almost no wild fetishes being involved making it a universally likeable hentai. Personally, I just thought it was painfully boring as if you read my story summary, which is basically verbatim how the story progressed over 4 EPISODES then you understand my frustration as a 4 episode hentai, which by today’s standards is fairly lengthy, has a plotline written conceived by someone with the mental capacity of a child. But if you want the safest fap you can get, something far away from rape, NTR, ugly bastard, torture, domination than this might be your safe space but I could recommend a bunch of much better vanilla hentai