Steamy days and nights of sexual experimentation result from a glance among strangers passing in the street. A young man, enslaved by his own obsessive erotic wants, is magnetically attracted to an innocent-looking schoolgirl he observes outside of his home. Unable to control himself, he throws some of his most private bodily fluid on her, a liquid sign of his sexual desire. Surprisingly, she responds favourably to this bizarre come-on, and the two end up living in their own illicit world for the next several days.
Basically, a guy with no name who attends college is obsessed with sex -- mainly, sex with women. He bumps into a preppy girl on the way home and winds up inside her apartment, when -- what else? -- sexy times commences. Only it's more kinky sexy times than anything else. And did I mention his snazzy pick up line? Throwing a jar full of semen at her. Nice. Between that and the ending which is all kinds of messed up, it warrants a 6/10. Story brings nothing original to the table, but it's not completely devoid of ideas.
Art is possibly the worst thing when it comes to Zero no Mono -- and for a hentai anime, poor art is a killer. The character designs are boring, the girls' bodies look rather the same with the exception that part of preppy girl's body has bandages on it. The guy looks like a filler-drawn version of Rex from Yu-Gi-Oh!, which detracts from any fapping experience you could have with this piece. Not to mention during some of the sex scenes, it becomes blindingly obvious the animators got lazy and just looped small parts of animation to make it look like they did more work that they did. Art gets a 4/10 -- at least they kept it consistently mediocre, right?
Sound is pretty good. The voices for the characters, especially the main male's VA, sound rather fitting for their roles. The standard moans & groans during sexy times are all right, nothing special. Background music is classic hentai soundtrack, complete with wailing sax and low-key piano. 7/10 is the sound, making it probably the highlight of the anime, technical-wise.
Everyone is rather cookie-cutter in terms of characters: there's the bored sex fiend, the preppy girl looking for kinky sex, the nonunderstanding teacher, the nameless couple having sex in a deserted area. Even the supposed plot twist of the true nature behind the preppy girl isn't very shocking seeing as she had acted that way since her first scene, but meh. At the very end, the main character seems to have a temporary change of heart -- is living only for sex a way to live? -- but savor it while you can, for it leaves as soon as it arrives. 5/10 for character.
I enjoyed myself watching this as much as anyone would, I suppose, except I couldn't stop thinking things like "how can he stick his hand up that far without breaking something?" -- in other words, there wasn't a proper suspension of belief to truly enjoy this anime. Not to say I hated it, it just seemed like I took more pauses than usual due to the plodding nature of the piece's pacing. 6/10 for enjoyment.
Overall: It's a short OVA piece that isn't a total waste of space but has too many detractions to make it a quality piece of hentai -- namely, the animation and the characters. But the techniques executed during the sex scenes, not to mention the Jar O' Semen and the twist at the end, might be enough to warrant a watch purely for the lulz. In overall, I'd give it a 5/10, and suggest it only to those bored and looking for a truly mindless hentai or just oddly curious at the basic idea behind Zero no Mono.
Also, throwing your own semen at a random girl on the street = worse way to pick up chicks ever. read more
I watched this hentai awhile back, but I can always remember it as being the worst one I've ever watched.
Put shortly, it sucked.
Sitting there watching it, I could not even believe that something could suck so much. You'd think they'd make up for the crappy story by AT LEAST having nice art and graphics, but there really aren't any redeeming qualities about it. Actually, it could have been a vice-versa, they could have made the story better if they knew the art wasn't going to be the best, but if they did, I would not be insulting it in this way.
The characters are just plain idiotic. Nothing about them made them the slightlest bit likeable. In a sense, they were just outright deranged. The main character was a piece of shit pervert wannabe rapist (no surprise there) and he runs across an equally perverted sadistic girl who actually tries to make herself seem like a masochist, when in fact she's just a conniving bitch who tricks the main character. In a sense, it's like a just deserts for the main character, since he is in fact a major douche, but seriously, that "major" twist at the end wasn't even enough to make up for the terrible plot.
I was really waiting for the moment that it would maybe get better. Admittedly, I went in knowing it wouldn't be the best, but I did not think my expectations would be disappointed so terribly. The description here actually gives it hope for being somewhat interesting, and I will give it that the whole idea of throwing cum at a girl and having it work out in your favor was an odd, but interesting component, but it really wasn't enough to pull it out of the steaming pile of shit it had landed on.
Really, watch this if you want a few laughs, 'cause I can admit to chuckling a bit at how outrageously terrible it was. Seriously though, don't go in expecting anything great, it can't even be defended by saying that it was understandable for it to be shit because of the time period it came out in, I've really watched better hentai from the same time period.
This hentai is EXACTLY like one of those hentais with the DUMBEST plot.
Story: 5/10. A guy (without a name) attends college and then later, he drops semen on the girl character (named Riko) and have sex with her in her apartment. Then the rest gets boring and it shows the moon at the end, like what the hell? Do you think I'll accept a hentai with a dumb story. Too mediocre.
Art: 3/10. Why does the guy look stupid? The animation is crappy and you let Milky Studios produce THIS?? Only Riko looks nice. If the guy turns into the master, the guy's face turns into a Scream mask.
Sound: 7/10. I kinda liked the guy's attitude. they played calm, nice music. just good.
Character: 5/10. The guy is annoying. The short yellow-haired girl is... um... Like see? NONE of the characters have no personality or we don't even know who are they in the first place. Riko is beautiful but she was a slave. How sad.
Enjoyment: 6/10. My enjoyment was the guy's VA.
Overall: 4/10. Consider thinking why this hentai had the main guy without no name.read more