Wicked Trio 1 - The Affair
It's a rainy night in Tokyo, and our "Man" receives oral pleasure from his "Girl" while parked in the hotel garage. In the elevator, "Man" digitally stimulates the "Girl" until she's begging for more. When they finally arrive at their hotel room, more is what she gets, maybe even more than she bargained on!
Wicked Trio 2 - Lust In Space
While an androgynous youth battles a monster, another creature attempts to "have his way" with his female companion. After disposing of the threat, the crystal on his chest transforms the youth into the damsel's sister! But his young horny psyche is not ready to be denied!
Wicked Trio 3 - S'extra Credit
A nubile Redhead drives to her boyfriend's condo; he's not at home, but his college tutor, a "professor", is. Red seduces the young teacher, and in the midst of their tryst, Boyfriend arrives home. Believe it or not, he's not upset and in fact joins in. Will the "professor" enjoy her new lifestyle?
A few years ago I reviewed a HORRIBLE anime called Virgin Fleet. It was made by the little known Beam Studio and was seemingly funded by conservative parents in Japan to promote abstinence until marriage. The plot involved virgin witches because only virgins can use magical powers...which then became kind of a running joke and eventually a meme in Japan.
Well it seems Studio Beam batted for both teams. Chu^2 is a hentai made by Beam and I must say this one is BAD, even by the low standards of hentai.
This hentai is only 30 minutes long, but is divided into 3 completely separate and random
sketches with different characters. I have honestly no idea why they thought this would be a good format.
A Japanese salaryman and a high school girl rent a hotel and they fuck...and fuck....and fuck, for about 10 minutes. Then it reveals that they are father and daughter. The end.
A TV turns on and plays a god awful parody of bad anime cliches that devolves into fucking. It's sort of like a porn within a porn. I think the father and daughter are supposed to be watching this show. I'm honestly lost at this point and I've stopped caring.
Part 3: smash cut to a completely different girl and her vanilla orgy with some random dude and other chick. The end.
This might be the worst English dub I've ever heard for a hentai. I've seen a Love Hina hentai where every character sounds like they walked off the set of Peaky Blinders. This was 1,000 times worse.
There is a reason Studio Beam never managed to become anything.
I didn't go into this with high hopes. I watched this because it was a hentai made by the same assholes who made the worst PSA cartoon I've ever seen. This was STILL disappointing. It's not even amusingly bad. Boku no Sexual Harrassment is amusingly bad. The fake English subs for Rape Man make it amusingly bad. This is just pure shit. Fuck you Beam Studio, may you rot in the ash heap of history!
Obviously this is hentai, and typically you'd watch hentai, because it hits on a few of your fetishes, not for the dialog, story, characters, etc... It feels like someone forgot to tell that to the folks who made this....
Checking the handy H Genre List, you see that this show contains: -anal sex -bondage -bukkake -dark skin -double penetration -enemas -fantasy -furries -incest -large breasts -nakadashi -older women -paizuri -piercings -public sex/nudity -teachers -tentacles -transformation -tribadism -watersports -yuri.
While I may not be a fan of watersports, a large number of those other categories were fairly tempting. So
now you know why I ended up watching this thing.
I skipped past the fairly vanilla first portion, (because like I said, it was vanilla, and it also happened to be the portion containing the watersports), though what portions I did see of it, were fairly decently animated, with okay art. The dubbed voice acting was far worse than any abomination I've seen 4kids pull, from what little I heard of it, while skipping through. Overall, this first portion might have been worth a 3 or 4 overall, assuming the original voice work was better than the dubbed version, that is.
Scene 2: This was the portion that caught my interest, and led to my being suckered into wasting my time with this anime. I was promised things like: Furry, tentacles, transformation (girl to guy, and back again), fantasy, large breasts, etc. While all these things were technically present, they really end up being ignored... Most of the entire segment are still frames being moved about and voiced, cheesy sound effects. When it comes time to move into the actual "action" of the scene, most of it ends up being more still frames, and half of them are of the character's faces...
Scene 3: By this point, the my main reason for wanting to watch this show, at all, was gone. So I ended up just stopping there...
Overall, if you like vanilla sex, with some watersports, enemas, cheating, terrible voice acting, and such, you might enjoy the first third of this anime. If you were thinking you'll find some hopefully passable depictions of some of the more deviant stuff, particularly from the second third of the show, then don't even bother.
Sure most hentai is relatively poor overall, but this was so bad, it was literally not watchable in my opinion... The only reason I don't mark it a 1 in my review, is because the first scene is halfway not a piece of excrement...
So yes, overall, a 2.