Yuuwaku

Unable to resist his urges, a professor is caught red-handed having sex with one of his coeds. He soon finds himself being blackmailed, and he is forced into helping his blackmailer by having sex with girls from his school, all while recording it on video.

In terms of quality, the plot is mediocre and forgettable, the characters aren't much better, the sex is alright for the most part (except for one scene which involves an especially Ugly Bastard near the beginning of the second episode, so watch out), and the animation is actually decent for a hentai. But the only thing worth mentioning about this 2 ... episode OVA is the English dub. Or, more specifically, the memorably bad dialogue in the English dub.

It has some of the cheesiest dialogue that I've heard in an English dub for a hentai. While it does have dialogue such as "All I can think about is riding your rod until you explode", "Purify my snatch", and "I need a drink and some anal", the most infamous line of dialogue out of the whole thing is the main character telling the character that he is fucking to "Cluck like a chicken". And then the character actually clucks like a chicken.

It's like the people writing and and performing the English dub knew exactly what trash they were voicing, and knew that nobody watching would give a shit either, so they decided to have some fun with it.

But to top it all off, this infamous line "Cluck like a chicken" is delivered by none other than the voice actor Dan Green, known most for playing buth Yami and Yuuhi from the Yu-Gi-Oh series. This is clearly a role that he took for a paycheck, and I don't blame him for it, but the mere fact that someone with such a fantastic voice shows up in a hentai, and delivers some of the best worst dialogue than a hentai has ever seen is one of the funniest things that I've ever heard when watching spank material. If it wasn't for Dan Green, I wouldn't have even checked this out.

Would I recommend this for a laugh? If you laughed at the montages of bad hentai dialogue across the internet, you might get a kick out of seeing some of it in context. But even then, once you see the first episode, you don't really need to move onto the second episode. But would I actually recommend this hentai as jerk off material? You could do a hell of a lot worse in terms of hentai. But then again, you could do a hell of a lot better.