Ane Jiru The Animation: Shirakawa Sanshimai ni Omakase

I’m not really sure why that atrocity we humans like to call “Younger Sister Juice” never got a follow-up to the ending of when the main got his dick snipped off by a pair of supernatural scissors covered in slimy ectoplasm, making him unable to complete his wish of becoming the suburb’s youngest child molester. Something tells me it has to do with the fact that the creators simply realized at one point that they had just gone too far. Maybe the sales were shit. Maybe they were nearly murdered by serial killers because even the killers were appalled by what they were doing. But ... in any case, they never made another episode of that badly made piece of shit and instead the exact same premise was used for older sisters in Anejiru to much greater effect.

The story is the same as Younger Sister Juice. A self-insert bland boy named Yuuta suddenly gets three new stepsisters due to the always popular “father rushed into marriage with a strange woman without child knowing” cliché and moves in with them. He soon finds a magical bottle that will fulfill one wish if he fills it with enough fluids from his own sisters’ va-jay-jays. Thankfully, his sisters were already boning him even before he found the bottle, so that makes it incredibly easy for the dude to lay it on them in the bath, in the living room, and in a f*cking Death Star corridor if this thing had the same setting as Star Whores.

Now there’s a bunch of things that Anejiru does better than its earlier counterpart, whose only English title difference is that there’s no y-word in it, besides using older step sisters. For one, the girls are actually hot in this thing. They’re college-age. And they don’t make me feel like wanting to dial 911 when they flash their tits at me. Although I have to admit, I don’t like the oldest sister, Kyoko (the girl on the left in the above picture, except not chibi-fied). She feels like she’s trying too hard to be sexy to the point that she comes off like a stereotypical butch lesbian under more drugs than Rob Ford, and any sex scene with her in it makes me wish I was watching something with Ron Jeremy in it. And let me tell you, nothing is more hurtful to your stomach than watching a fat man covered in way too much hair boning hot women you wouldn’t get if you actually paid them.

But bias against Kyoko aside, the sex scenes in this thing are thankfully not crap. And by that I mean, they don’t rely on sick peeing fetishes and have worse choreography than sex in The Room. Yuuta gets to lay all three of his sisters from the seductive Kyoko to shy girl Anzu (girl on the right). But the one he has the most scenes with is with sweet but horny Ryoko (girl in the middle). And honestly, I can’t argue with that biased choice, because her hotness is so high and natural that she makes the other two look like a plastic doll that was victimized by a forest fire. Personality-wise she’s not much more than a sweet girl; but in hentai terms, that’s the equivalent of being considered old when you’re 25 in anime. Except not quite as tragic.

I’m not kidding in regards to how this thing seems to hype Ryoko as the main girl. Even the final scene when the dude lays all three of his sisters at the same time – another reason why this thing is better than the “other” sister juice porno – more time and attention to detail (harhar) is put on her. I guess anime gets “best girl” right sometimes. I just wish it was more often, like in any of the VN adaptations I saw back in 2007. But hey, when they get it right, they get it right. Not that Anzu isn’t cute or anything, but Ryoko is just that hot.

I can’t really finish this review without talking about the ending. No, it doesn’t involve the dude’s dick disappearing like that other anime, as the final four-way filled the bottle up so high I’m surprised it was able to contain what looked like a gallon’s full of liquid. Basically, we get a good ending this time. The one wish is granted, but for some strange reason, the granter were the sisters and not the dude. I’m not really sure why that’s the case considering the intro clearly stated that the dude would get the wish. Maybe the writers thought that the wish would be more “innocent and audience-friendly” if three hot girls who wanted to bone their new brother for the rest of their lives gave it, and hoped we wouldn’t remember the thin excuse of a plot due to being distracted by the sexy.

Anyways, I’m not going to say what the ending is, but lets just say that if you’re looking for wank material, you can do far worse than Anejiru. It’s honest without overdoing much, it’s sometimes funny, and it doesn’t make you feel too dirty unless you have an allergy to what’s the equivalent of geysers coming out of a mosaic-covered hole at Yellowstone National Park. Best compliment I can give really is that it’s the best “sister” anime I’ve ever seen, even if the standard is so low that it goes all the way down to Hell and is used for the inhabitants’ comedy routines.

Oh yeah, there’s a cat girl in this thing. But she doesn’t bone the dude, so she’s not important.