Every now and again, I take it upon myself to look through my list of "Plan to Watch" titles to see if anything looks good enough to finally get around to watching. Many of the entries on that list are films, and among them I recently found Five Star Stories. I said, "What the hey? It's only 65 minutes long, I have access to the Blu-ray rendition of it, and it was a landmark project for Nobuteru Yuuki, a character designer and animator whose work I generally enjoy, so it's bound to at the very least look amazing. Let's give it a shot." While I
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was dead-on about the film's art and animation quality, those are about the only things this film has going for it aside from its merciful brevity.
The story has all the tried and true beats of a by-the-numbers origin arc for a by-the-numbers epic in the vain of works like "The Odyssey", but it is also EXTREMELY boring. It is itself an achievement that this film makes 65 minutes feel far, far longer. Nothing of even remote interest happens in this film: minimal suspense/tension and only very weak emotional investment and connection with the characters who themselves are so inactive, so passive with zero explanation for why. Five Star Stories is also rife with dramatic flashbacks, exposition dumps, and uninteresting dialogue that do nothing to make the plot, characters, or world more interesting, all at the expense of ACTION SCENES, NO LESS. For a MAL entry that has the "Action" tag, it's surprisingly dull. Even when the giant robots finally show themselves (and only in the last 6 minutes, mind you), the actual fight shown is totally boring and devoid of tension because the hero is blatantly overpowered against enemies that pose absolutely no threat. Of course, the robots' design and movements all look great, but it's what they are actually doing that is totally lame. I've thought up more interesting action set pieces playing with 1/144 scale Gunpla and Transformers toys when I was seven. Don't try and say that the staff didn't have enough people, time, or money, either; if they could make the other 60 minutes look as good as they do, then they had the time to give us a better action sequence. On the other hand, the ending frame is this pretty spectacular still with super hopeful, triumphant music playing now that the male and female "leads" are reunited ... only to tell us in narration, WHILE THE MUSIC AND IMAGE ARE UNCHANGED, that their reunion, the entire goal of this film, will spell doom for the entire universe. I'm sorry, but... what? If that was the end goal, then, both literally and figuratively, paint it differently. I get that the manga is still ongoing even to this day, but just... come on. There was no excuse for this ending, even back during the initial release. It explicitly tells the audience that they are wrong to feel happy (or at least totally indifferent because I had completely checked out by that point) at the film's resolution in spite of the fact that the director literally could not have done more to bring about the furthest thing from negative emotions. This isn't just absolutely asinine; it's downright insulting.
Amazingly enough, however, the ending of this film isn't even close to its most insulting aspect. This is where I point out the overt racism and misogyny. Basically every antagonistic character in this film has dark skin, except for the antagonists' leader who is, of course in stories like this, light-skinned, you know, to point out that he's the leader and clearly superior to them. Additionally, the heroes of the story are the absolute whitest people you could imagine. I'm not going to hold this against the film's staff, either; I blame the manga's creator, Mamoru Nagano, for the blatant offense on display here. I can also blame him for the Middle Ages-level gender politics shown in Five Star Stories. Men are the only characters with any sense of agency, which is itself a generous concession considering how passive everyone is. Women may as well be body pillows for all the personality and effect they have. The only things women are good for in this film are 1) being put up for auction and sold to pilots of giant robots, 2) co-piloting giant robots, 3) being sexually assaulted (the intention was there, even if it didn't happen), 4) getting hitched, and 5) being a body double for a very effeminate-looking man, who, in a callback to item 3, is himself at one point nearly assaulted by a drunken man (who gets off scot-free and without even an apology, obviously).
As I said in the introduction, the only redeeming quality to this film is its visuals. While I don't find the character designs particularly interesting, the sheer polish, line work, and consistent detail across numerous, and I mean numerous frames, for both character models and backgrounds, is nothing at which to scoff and both demands and absolutely deserves respect. The animation is incredibly fluid, and stills are only very rarely used, the most notable instance being the ending shot. As you can guess I am about to say, it just sucks balls that such high production value and attention to detail was squandered on a story this insulting. Again, the plot may be boring, but that alone would have only garnered a mediocre score. What makes this film BAD is how purely offensive it is.
I didn't find the music nor the voice acting very impressive. If you really want to experience this film, the best way would be to search it up on sakugabooru and look for the prettiest, most fluid clips. You won't have to look for long, I imagine. I think the best light in which I can paint this film is that it proved to be a nice tech-demo for some animators, and you may want to check out those cuts. Other than that, stay away from this film if you value 65 minutes of your time and don't care for racist and sexist views.
Happy Watching!
- LC
Alternative Titles
Synonyms: Five Star Monogatari
Japanese: ファイブスター物語
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Type:
Movie
Episodes:
1
Status:
Finished Airing
Aired:
Mar 11, 1989
Producers:
Kadokawa Shoten
Licensors:
ADV Films
Studios:
Sunrise
Source:
Manga
Theme:
Mecha
Duration:
1 hr. 5 min.
Rating:
R+ - Mild Nudity
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Every now and again, I take it upon myself to look through my list of "Plan to Watch" titles to see if anything looks good enough to finally get around to watching. Many of the entries on that list are films, and among them I recently found Five Star Stories. I said, "What the hey? It's only 65 minutes long, I have access to the Blu-ray rendition of it, and it was a landmark project for Nobuteru Yuuki, a character designer and animator whose work I generally enjoy, so it's bound to at the very least look amazing. Let's give it a shot." While I
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Apr 26, 2019
If you're into sci-fi/mecha-related anime from the 80s chances are you are aware of the existence of Five Star Stories and you're probably wondering whether to watch it or not.
This will be a fairly short review wherewith I will try to answer this question. For those of you who don't have time nor patience to read the full review, here's a short answer: no, just don't. For the rest of you, here's why you should avoid this anime and save 1 hour of your life that can be spent in so many better ways. There isn't much to say, actually. The story is a complete ... Nov 27, 2022
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[1988] Maria Kawamura - The Five Star Stories (CD Mini Single) - MartyMcflies v2 • 1.6K views • 87 likes Found none of that soundtrack in the movie. Stunning imagery, yet utterly lazy composition. Kinda sad such animation effort has been wasted on this generic kind of story about ~true love overcoming your superiors' will and even the mind control~ which, if you think about it, also would make no sense, had characters been driven by at least a smidgen of rational thinking. This is even more stupid a loss if this was initially intended to just promote manga/game/whatever is was based ... |