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# One fine day in the middle of the night,
# Two dead boys got up to fight,
# Back to back they faced each other,
# Drew their swords and shot each other,
# One was blind and the other couldn't, see
# So they chose a dummy for a referee.
# A blind man went to see fair play,
# A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
# A paralyzed donkey passing by,
# Kicked the blind man in the eye,
# Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
# Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
# A deaf policeman heard the noise,
# And came to arrest the two dead boys,
# If you don't believe this story’s true,
# Ask the blind man he saw it too!
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away...
When I came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn’t see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door... (slam!)
Last night I saw upon the stair
A little man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away
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