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Samurai Flamenco had a nice flow.

For several episodes it kept me hooked to it's laid back style, interesting characters and enjoyable "semi slice of life" genre. This show was trying to take on a realistic view of "Superheroes". A lot like Batman, but it wasn't about stopping the world from getting destroyed or anything. It was just stopping everyday crimes such as littering or stealing purses.

SUDDENLY, something so fucked up happened. This was above M. Night Shyamalan level. It was so whack. It's like opening a Snickers bar and getting a retarded Mars bar instead.

I ask why, why do you do something like this? What ... went through this director's mind when he made episode 7? What the fuck happened in those last 5 minutes of that episode and why did it happen?

I have never seen an anime take this huge of a turn in such a small amount of time. Honestly, this show cannot be reviewed.

"Fuck you" - Samurai Flamenco Episode 7, 18:00, Omori Takahiro

it's shit 10/10

This 5 minute short is ranked #427 on MAL on the day that I have written this short review. I still do not understand MAL ratings.

Hey it's your typical Pokemon crap, starting out, beating a "team" of bad guys and becoming the Champion, never catching them all. Which is just a 5 minute promo for the upcoming game, Black and White 2. I've always loved Pokemon because it was my childhood and I still do love it.

The reason this promo is so good is that it's far better than all 600+ episodes of Pokemon. It only shows a few clips of what will be happening ... in the game, and it's Pokemon, so there's no story at all. But it has great art and music which will obviously never be used in the real shows. It's more badass and hype, not the same old "Ash's story" Pokemon show which is lame as ass and fuckin boring. Even though it's just for advertising the game which I will buy of course, it's better than current Pokemon. I'd rather have this than what we have now.

So all it is, is a 5 minute promo of the upcoming games, that surpasses all the previous episodes of Pokemon in awesomeness. And I honestly, liked it.

10 for Entertainment
5 for Story
9 for Art
5 for Character
10 for just making my childhood show look a bit better.

So I heard you hate life. Here's a video game that you can play IN real life! Now do you like life more? Even though you can only stay in the game for 1200 seconds which only amounts to about a second in the real world. Don't worry. McDonalds will be served.

Putting an obese protagonist in a show isn't done much. And I didn't expect shounen shows to have a fat ass, who hates his life, as a main character. Don't get me wrong though, I don't mind how the main character usually looks, but if the personality is this annoying, I'd rather have someone ... punch him out and end the show in one episode.

So our main character hates his life a lot, the reason is unknown because his life is not suicidal bad. He acts alone, unloved, he complains and he cries, he just hopes that he dies. Yet he has two friends, one who makes lunch for him and an "obviously-soon-to-be-enemy-for-one-battle" friend. But of course the male friend also cares for this fat ass, emo, main character. His name is "Haruyuki" and we're supposed to feel sad for him. Really now. His bitchy complaining and bitching about his life pisses me off. He doesn't have to keep repeating pathetic shit because I got it the first time. He's depressed. I don't feel sorry for him, I want him to die (Just drawings, I'm not like this to real people).

Alright then. So we have a Teenage boy who goes to high school. He has one friend who will obviously go against him for a while and a female friend who he obviously likes. Just your average emo kid who gets bullied here. But then a girl comes along.....
What the hell is fuckin wrong with these people? In anime, whenever there's a high school boy with a pathetic personality, a GIRL COMES ALONG AND GIVES HIM POWERS! Yes again. But why? Why must there always be a girl that grants him magical powers? I'm getting pissed off with the amount of "Magic girl gives boy powa" shitty anime going around. An example would be Guilty Crown or Sacred Seven.

Accel World takes place in a world where everything's high-tech. So you can log in to some virtual world in your school area and virtually "chill". Or you can virtually exercise like our fatty does. Pretty smart ain't he? It's like Wii Fit without the movement, amazing technology. There's also a new way of communicating with someone. So there's this cord. You connect one side of it on your neck, and the other side with the person you want to talk with. Then you send thought-like messages to each other. You can also check their data. Are these people humanoids? Honestly what the fudge. I'm quite sure no one wants robotic parts installed in them, especially ones that others can easily install a virus or a tracking device in. Hell if they can check your memories, then WHAT THE FK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY WOULD YOU NOT CARE ABOUT THIS STUFF? What if they look at what you do in the bathroom broski.... And also by "wiring" with someone, I'll call it "wiring" because I forgot what it is, people see you as a couple. It's like kissing but with cords that attach to your neck.

Let's cut this short. Haruyuki met a girl in his virtual tennis game who liked him for beating her score. She then invites him to lunch with her and gives him a magical power. With this magical power he can go into the virtual world of the real world and fight against others. It's like Street Fighter, you just fight someone and win. If you lose, you get kicked from the game and you can't go back because you only had one coin. But if you win, you get experience! YAY! And your main goal is to be the best in the game, even though you will win nothing.

There's too much moe. Moe is fucking disgusting. Character designs are the same as those other ones that reflect light like a mirror does, with their skin. Everyone looks the same, there's nothing new and unique here at all. Expect the big guy. Fight scenes are extremely lame. For some anime with no story at all, and only focused on a virtual game based on fighting, I EXPECT GOOD PEWPEW MATCHES YOU PATHETIC WRITERS!

Accel World is about shiny people playing an Action MMORPG. They will go into detail to explain it to you, even though you're just watching the crappy show, and not playing the game.

Blue haired feminine kid says: "Ohmygawd! I'm homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with it) and I love you for giving me a CARD KAIBA! I shall try to match up with you in our imaginary battles".

[Story]

A card game anime. When you think "card anime" you think YuGiOh, unless you're actually a fan of this show then you think "vanguard!!".
Alright so let's bring a board, a few cards, place the the cards while imagining that you're in the battle world and screaming/falling off your chair like some insane brainblast just happened. I saw this and thought of how that's possible. I couldn't understand what the ... fuck was happening, though the whole card gameplay does seem a bit interesting.
So in Vanguard the main rules are: you imagine that you're in a world fighting against your opponent with cards. If he attacks you, you act like you're in pain. This is just hilarious. Seriously, I was effing laughingmyassoff when they yell like that out of nowhere. Imagine JUST IMAGINE, people doing this in real life. Imagine hard enough, and you'll feel it.

[Art]

Of course, since this is just like advertising for the board game, the art wouldn't be that good, and not that bad. Average.

[Sound]

The opening song was actually catchy. But Sendo, the main character's voice was Not Good At All.

[Character]
You'll see how many damn things this crappy show has related to the great YuGiOh.
Sendo is a male who has the voice of a little girl. He act's like a girl. I actually thought it was a SHE for quite a while. He also like's this boy named Kai.
Kai is cool, cold, heartless. LOL yes. Here we have Kaiba Jr. Obviously he's going to like Sendo a bit, act like he doesn't give a damn and cares about him soon (Probably doesn't know Sendo's gay).
-Not important characters here- are the one's who act like Yugi's crew.
Well, at least Sendo doesn't transform.

[Enjoyment]

I thought this was a comedic show or parody from the first episode, it got boring from the 2nd, I watched the 3rd and dropped. It's retarded, just retarded.
"My Megaman card attacks your Pikachu card! GO CARDFIGHT!!!!!"
"AARRRAGHGHGHG I'M FALLING OFF MY CHAIR! THE PAIN IN MY IMAGINATION IS UNBEARABLE! WHY GOD WHY!" -falls off chair-

[Overall]

If you like stories about card games, go for Yugioh if you haven't yet watched it. This show's just here for making people laugh. I didn't watch that much at all so I don't have much to say. All I know is that this show, is completely stupid. This anime is just Yugioh's poop. But it makes you wonder if that's actually fucking possible. I mean like, IMAGINING HARD ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU FEEL PAIN? What about pleasure?
HELL YEAH!

Puzzles. Solving them is extremely fun, and supposedly they have a heart. Some puzzles are so damn dangerous that you could die if you mess up. The word "puzzles" is mentioned a lot of times in this show. It gets quite annoying.

Story: The main character is a fuckin' smart-ass, and he's nicknamed Einstein. He is put into a situation where he has to solve super-duper-mega-pooper dangerous puzzles for absolutely No. MothaFucking. Reason. The show is about puzzle solving, yet 80% of the god damned episode we see the main characters in school. Or doing something crappy unrelated to puzzles. And when the show ... gets to the "Puzzles", they're solved so fking fast, and I mean DBZ fast. We get no time to think about it, making the whole show a regular high school Drama/Comedy anime. At some times they'll even put in music trying to make it seem "exciting", but they fail hard.

With an added "Plus" they say something about "ruining/destroying the world" or SOME crap like that. BUT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE PUZZLES GOING TO DO TO THE WORLD? Do they EXPECT every SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE WORLD TO TRY THESE DANGEROUS PUZZLES (having the knowledge that they could die if they fail) THAT THEY SPEND BILLIONS ON JUST TO CREATE? DAFAQ IS WRONG WITH THEM?

What I don't understand is why this is a "mystery" show when there IS NO MYSTERY. The protagonist solves everything in a flash. We don't even see his thought process, IS HE A FUCKING MACHINE? Detective Conan actually gives us clues, time, and information, and enough of it for US to even solve, where this show completely lacks in.

YUGIOH! Yes. A Golden armband is given to the protagonist (Diamon Kaito), which unleashes his inner "Yugi", making him 100 times more smarter and helps him do the impossible. His eye colour also changes, even though there's no point to it. (Use sharingan Kaito!)


Art: The art is shitty. It's what CARTOONS use. Calling an anime a cartoon is mean. BUT HELL YEA THIS SHOW DESERVES IT! STUPID CARTOON!

Sound: The opening was decent, and there's nothing terrible about the character voices.

Character: Typical shounen characters. A sarcastic, "knows everything and wins all the time" main character. A tsundere female who's just there to piss me off. A guy who thinks of the main character as a rival and always tries to be better than him. And another girl who.. wait my bad, a Guy who dresses, talks, acts, like a girl. Guess his name... Anna. What the hell is wrong with the producers? Isn't this for children? Are they encouraging children to do Cross-dressing? My bad it's just Japan.

Enjoyment: I don't like unfinished business so I'll be watching this till the end. But it sucks big hairy Great Golden Ape's uknowut.

Overall: A poor attempt of making an "Intelligent, mysterious" show.

One day some director decided to make an anime show where a regular teenage boy, who goes to school and gets super powers because of a serious event that happened (usually a girl appears which grants him that power). Soon after this anime was made, more similar shows kept being created. After a couple of years, Guilty Crown was made, and damn, it changed everything! No I'm just joking, it has nothing fking new in the anime industry. BUT, to everyone that thinks this is a copy of Code Geass, the only thing related between these 2 shows is "Magic girl appears and gives power ... to highschool boy @random" or "Boy finds girl and they go on a honeymoon together fighting baddies everywhere" or this, which is practically the same thing "Highschool boy +random people + magic powers = Bleach", but who the fk cares, it's not like I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS TYPE OF STORY HURRDURRDURR ITZ PURRRRDDY ORIGINAL (Code Geass, Sacred Seven, C, Dantalian no Shoka, Bleach, Reborn, and MANY MORE SHOWS THAT ~TOTALLY~ DON'T HAVE THE SAME SHIT GOING ON!!)

Story: Pretty much already explained this dumb story, and if you've seen many other anime shows you won't expect anything new. But midway through the show, the whole average shounen thing of "one's loss of a loved one transforms or changes the main character into a mature leader" is discarded. It was the ONE episode where I expected Shu to mature like Simon did in Gurren Lagann because it always happens like that in anime right? But I was wrong, oh so very very wrong. Overall I don't even know the point of this story. From the average "Group of good guys vs bad guys" it turns into something fucking crazy and far more stupider like this: "Highschool kids in Japan get infected by some disease shit that turns people into a pink stone and breaks them apart. Main character Shu tries to become the King of the school (lol) because a friend died. He forces dictatorship onto everyone, who soon rebel against him. While that happens some weird government organization who securely closed the area around the infected highschool kids, soon kill them off, and suddenly plan to exterminate Japan. And with an added plus Gai (Shu's friend) is revived and turns against Shu". As you can see this show starts out as an average pathetic shounen show, until the highschool lockdown begins where it changes dramatically. It's just so stupid. A "government" suddenly plans to exterminate Japan without a good reason? Who were the bad guys again? Why did the good guys wanna kill the bad guys? What are they trying to accomplish?

THEN IT HIT ME! This show is nothing. By that I mean it throws in random plot lines at random times trying to make it seem like it's something that has a unique and interesting story, of course all that would make the fanboys and fangirls go "OHMAHGAWD! I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!" They only say that because it shouldn't happen, the shitty show doesn't stay on the same FKING PLOT for the whole show. Just like Inori's personalities.

Art: This is where GC goes right. The art is pretty good, though I don't care much since I'm more of the Story type guy. I do dislike Inori, main female character, because of what she wears 24/7. She barely wears anything at all. Like whatthefudge I don't find her to be "smexy" or "cute" at all in the first place, get her to wear some god damn clothes.

Sound: "So everything that makes me whole" TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAO. i no spek ingles, plez u talk me in English. Other than that opening, sounds = decent.

Character: No one has their own unique personality. It's like everyone gets a lot of screen time but, nothing about their character traits are shown.

Inori: sucks, since she's clearly a robot from the future with a "daily personality changer" system programmed into her. Plus she's also Shu's sister.

Shu: is your typical failure w/ magic powers who soon becomes epic, in fights, not character, but soon due to death of a loved one he becomes Hitler for some time (aka wannabe Gai).

Gai: is the "badass" who owns everyone and does it with robotic Inori at night. He's so damn godly that once he dies, he comes back to life.

Many other characters too but they juz backgrounds so who cares =D In total there is almost no character development for anyone, other than Shu of course, since he is the main character.
"Noob is Evolving! ...dudududududududu! ITZ LELOUCHE. Oh my bad, it's a Hitler"

Enjoyment: It's just a "watch cuz I'm bored" show.

Overall:
-The fight scenes suck hardcore since Shu can just swipe away like a crazy monkey playing Fruit Ninja and chop them robots to pieces. Overpowered bish!
-Empty characters, almost none are likable
-Pathetic action scenes
-There's a lot of errors in this show, you can see them easily if you actually pay attention to whatever the hell is going on
-Needs more BETTER music, no Ingrish
-No original story
-Typical boy meets girl with powers in highschool anime for 14 episodes
-Story suddenly changes FKING 50 TIMES! (exaggerating a bit)
-Episode 1-14 So yes, it's one of those retardedunoriginalfaggotrystorywheregirlgiveboypowertogopewpewthembaddies
-Episode 15+ Completely funny

GoodDaySir.

P.S If you like this, watch Mars of destruction =D

Bullshit x 1000.

Story: The whole show was unfunny, and so boring that I couldn't pay attention to what ever the hell, was going on.

Characters: Just completely annoying characters. The only one I can remember is Chidori, because her name reminds me of Naruto I guess.

I can't say much because it just bored me too the extreme. After 1 week or so after I completed watching this, I couldn't remember what the whole plot was or how it looked like, OR who the characters were. The only reason I watched was because of the high ratings. BullShit.
This show is a plain piece of crap wearing a ... hat. Dunno, just sucked.

I don't get it, I just fuckin' don't get it. What's this show supposed to be about? I understood nothing, BECAUSE IT HAD NOTHING. Honestly, when you have almost no plot with random shit going on, don't put in 100 characters and expect me to remember 2.

Story: I don't know. But at the start they play tag =D.

Character: All I know is that there's a main character, who likes a girl named Horizon and finds a girl looking similar to her. He also likes them boobies, and tries to catch em all! He's a goofy, dumb, bastard who I feel kick round house kicking. He ... has a sister, with balloons on her chest. That sister looks exactly like another girl, who is the opposite of a evil-like looking girl. Then there's this Aladdin guy and then there's a whole SHITLOAD of another 20 characters or so, all which I don't know names of.

Sound: The voices weren't bad, not that good either. Nothing much to type about.

Art: Yosh, the only good thing about this show. It's what kept me from clicking "X" at the start.

Enjoyment: I didn't find this enjoyable at all.

Overall: The main character skips school to buy eroge, LIEK WUTTEHFAK DUDE? There's an Aladdin guy, another person and some other 15 kids in the school full of super powerful warriors soon-to-be Justice League 2.

I, dislike romance shows. Never watched them (Unless Ouran Highschool is a romance). I saw how high rated this was, and since it was my "let's try one of the top shows that I haven't watched", I gave it a try. I can honestly say that I started to enjoy it from the start, and I thought it'd be amazing because it was like my first romance show, and I expected a lot because of the ratings.

I was wrong. Quite a lot.
I'm sure this is an unoriginal story, because of how it goes:

1. Boy meets girl in elementary school. They fall in love.
2. They grow ... up and move away.
3. They try to keep in contact. But fail.
4. They become adults... then I just didn't understand WTF HAPPENED.

Story: Like I said, unoriginal and not interesting. Part 3 of the movie confused me like crazy. I had no idea what the hell was going on. The story just goes by too fast and I barely felt anything from it. Aren't romances supposed to make you feel something? Or have an happy ending? This is how it ends people: "Boy and girl walk beside each other, going opposite directions. Then they turn to look at each other... THEN BAM A DAMN TRAIN COMES BETWEEN THEM." I STARTED TO "LMAO"." And then another one! The girl obviously left by then. After seeing that, I just felt like "Wow that's sorta sad". So, no happy ending for this shit.

Characters: I don't know who is who, forgot everyone's names and most of the girls look alike. I even think that the train scene girl was his childhood friend. If she was, than this movie is complete bullshit. Because of how fast paced this crap was, and how it just focused on them missing each other, I couldn't find out anything about their character. The only one that is actually remember-able would be, whoever that one girl who liked the main character is. She liked to surf =D - is all I know.

Sound: Voices are alright, none of them were annoying, or unfitting. That last song wuz guuud. It'd would fit in perfectly IF, this was a HAPPY ENDING story.

Art: Great. Beautiful. I likey. The art HAS to be the best thing in this BS.

Enjoyment: I felt sad, empty, it was like the movie took out all the good feelings from me. Well, maybe it's just because of the way this ended. But yeah this was bullshit.

I don't recommend this, but since people seem to like it, give it a try cuz you might too. But you kno what? Maybe I won't reject watching an anime if it's labeled as a Romance with other genres because of this.

Serial Experiments Lain is one of those anime which bore people in the first episode, and tell them almost nothing about the show. (Boring shit is supposed to be educational! Or at least teach you something about itself). Honestly, when episode one ended I didn't learn anything about the show other than the message on the board. I felt like it wasted my time on purpose by adding useless things.
Once again I blame MAL ratings and reviews about this being a great anime.

Story: The story is intelligently boring, IT MAKES NO DAMN SENSE! I have to wait for such a long time just for someone ... to say 1 fcking sentence? Hell no. Tell me wtf is going on you MFERS. On the bright side, at least it's only an average of 5 seconds waiting right? NO IT'S USUALLY 10 SECONDS! So yea I didn't understand anything that went on in this show, because, it barely gives the watcher information, and it bored me far worse than Naruto fillers do, and fk I don't even watch Naruto. I dropped it because of fillers. Why didn't I drop this if I dropped Naruto because of the fillers which I said SEL was worse than? I DON'T KNOW! I guess I'm happy this was only 13 short episodes and I wanted to kill time. Once again, blame MAL ratings.

Art: It's an old show, so the art is alright I guess. BUT, Hunter x Hunter was made the year after this crap, and it had far better animation. So of course, the art for me was nothing eye-catching. More like eye-throwing heh. Hehehe. I'm so funny. You know what else is funny? This show's animation.

Sound: 'kay sir I don't wanna listen to cars half the time and the girls' surroundings, rather have more TALKING. Really, the sound of this anime is like when I go downtown. The sounds of horns get annoying. The soundless-ness of someone in an anime talking and us not being able to hear it is far more irritating.

Character: I didn't figure out anything about anyone because it was basically about Lain. Or should I say, Lame. Lame, becomes more and more fond about computers. She's a goth emo fag who can't speak much because she has bad eye-sight and doesn't get glasses for some reason even though eye-sight has nothing to do with being able to speak. When she does speak, it'll be 2 words kthxbye.

Enjoyment: Well you see............(5 seconds passed).....(mouth moves but no sound is made)

Overall: Bullshit. Not recommended for humans.
Should be rated R for retarded.