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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up future gadget* my name is mark but u can call me MADDO SCIENTIST HOUIN KUOUMA!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very science!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet science ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch Steins;gate w/ my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO science!!!! hes science 2 of course but i want 2 meet more science ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of animes!!!!
EL PSY CONGROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein scince again ^_^ hehe...TUTURU!
love and Dr Pepper, *~t3h m@DD0 SUNOVABITCH~*

Hurry up and watch those Chinese cartoons.

Why do you hate me?
Why?
;_;

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head toward the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the stratosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

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>he still hasn't watched Madoka or K-ON
What a loser.

cock

dicks

&gt;implying you're not gay

My tastes > your tastes.