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Jun 4, 2013 4:10 PM
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Since we already have an entire thread about Mikasa's abs, why not have a similar one for Levi's D?

- Levi's dirk would make titans proud.
- Levi's deck is widely enjoyed by the entire cast (including titans)
- Mankind's strongest soldier? I call BS! It's all because of his
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- Gravity causes the monster inside his pants to be pulled down toward the center of planet earth. Because of the heavy burden he has to carry with him the whole time, one would naturally assume it's the reason why he's so short.
- Let's face it, he has a lot more potential, but since he has to drag that Bratwurst (see how I'm sticking to the whole German theme of Shingeki no Kyojin?) we will never see his true powers. In other words, it's a hindrance.

This theory can of course be proven with physics:



3nvy said:
Levi's D is over three times the size of a potato.


3nvy said:
And Levi's D is far superior in both length and girth.


JustALEX said:
Leapling said:
I should make a thread about Levi's D.

Everyone is already talking about how much they want Levi's D, sure, why not?


Leapling said:
dankickyou said:
Leapling said:
Fasces349 said:
To those voting for the STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN answer, what is meant by that vote?

It means she's asking Levi for the D.

3nvy said:
IMMA STRONG INDERPENDANT ORIENTAL MIKASA WHO DO NOT NEED NO MANG

but i still want Levi's D ;_;

fixed.


Everyone wants Levi's D

Not everyone deserves his D, though.


Naturally, Sasha approves of this thread
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Jun 4, 2013 4:27 PM
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dafuq i read
Jun 4, 2013 4:29 PM
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Levi's a bro.
Please learn about cel animation and its technical process.
Learn how special effects and backlighting were done without computers.

Jun 4, 2013 4:30 PM
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Thank the gods....this was actually made!
Jun 4, 2013 4:32 PM
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Cigaro by System of a Down...

That's my first thought after reading that.
Jun 4, 2013 4:33 PM
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Honestly, I view Levi as Seme....but I guess Uke works too.
Jun 4, 2013 4:34 PM
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I can't.

Jun 4, 2013 4:38 PM
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Leapling said:
I can't.
Yes you can.

I've posted this before, but it's a great one!

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I'm currently in a starbucks, I wonder what the people around me thought when I started looking at this for about 30 seconds. Meh, I don't know any of them, they can go fuck themselves for all I care.
Jun 4, 2013 4:39 PM
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On another note, is it just me or does Mikasa have more clearly defined abs then Levi.
Jun 4, 2013 4:46 PM

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Levi is a manlet, and you know what they say about short men, right?

Jun 4, 2013 4:49 PM

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On another note, is it just me or does Mikasa have more clearly defined abs then Levi.

No one beats Mikasa's abs or lips.
Jun 4, 2013 4:58 PM
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Lips, I would agree, but I was kinda hoping some of the male recon guys would be stronger then Mikasa :(

That said, I'm not a big fan of either Levi or Mikasa. While I like Mikasa a lot more now, especially given her realistic tomboyish build, as well as I've liked her personality a lot mroe since the memories episode, I've still never been a fan of the whole OP character. The only OP characters that haven't bothered me are Kira Yamato from Gundam Seed and the OP female characters in Echii animes. When I am watching it for amusement/humor/fanservice, an OP female character doesn't bother me. When I am trying to watch a serious or semi-serious shonen, I don't like unrealistically strong characters. Kira is an exception because he was product of Genetic Engineering, so at least its justified.
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JustALEX said:
Fasces349 said:
On another note, is it just me or does Mikasa have more clearly defined abs then Levi.

No one beats Mikasa's abs or lips.
I know this is fan art, but..
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Red_Keys said:
JustALEX said:
Fasces349 said:
On another note, is it just me or does Mikasa have more clearly defined abs then Levi.

No one beats Mikasa's abs or lips.
I know this is fan art, but..

LMFAO, especially to the cleaning supplies Levi has in the second one.

I should probably stop looking at the pictures in this thread, given I am in a public place. So far we've only seen Levi's D once though. I hope we can see more of it in the near future, lol
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I should probably stop looking at the pictures in this thread, given I am in a public place. So far we've only seen Levi's D once though. I hope we can see more of it in the near future, lol
Click the second link I posted!
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you mean this one:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/336c0c45d1a23701b725a5ac46c7077f/tumblr_mn5usp3LP71qk0houo1_1280.png

Thats the only D I have seen thus far, where there any others?

edit, nevermind, I found the line that you meant for me, a hentai comic about Levi and a few other Shingeki characters, lol
Jun 4, 2013 6:35 PM

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disturbing.. why did I clicked that I was expecting some Levi x Hanji butt.. (see what I did there)
Jun 4, 2013 6:37 PM
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terrible pun made much worse by the resulting appalling grammar.
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Fasces349 said:
terrible pun made much worse by the resulting appalling grammar.
Ok, I'll try to use perfect grammar from now on; since this is a public forum and people are quick to judge.
Jun 4, 2013 7:38 PM

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How does he fit it in there......?
Don't say jock strap, that hasn't been invented yet.
Jun 5, 2013 1:05 AM

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How does he fit it in there......?
Don't say jock strap, that hasn't been invented yet.

Think of it this way: it will never be as bad as code geass:


Levi's D is also thicker than Lelouch's waistline. #themoaruknow
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Levi's dick is a miracle of the universe.
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Levi's little John killed two titans once.
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein
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Each hectometer of Levi's dick is one of the seven manmade wonders of the world.
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whats the music in that page, it sounds amazing. Me want
Jun 5, 2013 2:22 AM
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because rivaile is a good teacher.

http://irisviel-yukinashin.tumblr.com/post/52111505939/snk-3-k-no-pairing


Bwahahaha!
Jun 5, 2013 4:36 AM
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Fasces349 said:
whats the music in that page, it sounds amazing. Me want


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h87kynBO6M8

Unjust Life

Im hooked with the song too!

:D
Jun 5, 2013 4:38 AM

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Levilicious.
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trabletoon said:
Fasces349 said:
whats the music in that page, it sounds amazing. Me want


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h87kynBO6M8

Unjust Life

Im hooked with the song too!

:D


I finished watching Angels beats about a month ago, why don't I remember this song? Lol
Jun 5, 2013 4:49 AM

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I'm surprised this thread is still here..

But I'm disappointed at the lack of pictures of Levi's D.
Jun 5, 2013 4:57 AM
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If anyone has pictures, feel free to post them. I don't have any...
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Would it even fit on a single picture?
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Speaking of SnK yaoi, has anyone heard the voice recording that the VA's for Eren and Levi made?
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SaberRitsu said:
Speaking of SnK yaoi, has anyone heard the voice recording that the VA's for Eren and Levi made?
Do go on! Details!
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Red_Keys said:
SaberRitsu said:
Speaking of SnK yaoi, has anyone heard the voice recording that the VA's for Eren and Levi made?
Do go on! Details!
Well Hiroshi (Levi's VA) is speaking in a low sensual voice, likely saying something lewd trying to seduce him, while Kaiji (Eren) is acting all cutesy and confused.
NSFM

I'll post the link if I can find it. I have no idea how it came to being, but apparently it's them
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SaberRitsu said:
Red_Keys said:
SaberRitsu said:
Speaking of SnK yaoi, has anyone heard the voice recording that the VA's for Eren and Levi made?
Do go on! Details!
Well Hiroshi (Levi's VA) is speaking in a low sensual voice, likely saying something lewd trying to seduce him, while Kaiji (Eren) is acting all cutesy and confused.
NSFM

I'll post the link if I can find it. I have no idea how it came to being, but apparently it's them


Levi is definitely an upper and Eren is definitely bottom. Eren gets to enjoy the pleasures of Levi's D. Everyone so Jelly.
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SaberRitsu said:
Red_Keys said:
SaberRitsu said:
Speaking of SnK yaoi, has anyone heard the voice recording that the VA's for Eren and Levi made?
Do go on! Details!
Well Hiroshi (Levi's VA) is speaking in a low sensual voice, likely saying something lewd trying to seduce him, while Kaiji (Eren) is acting all cutesy and confused.
NSFM

I'll post the link if I can find it. I have no idea how it came to being, but apparently it's them
I think I actually might have heard that lol

Or something similar.. but post it if you find it!
Jun 5, 2013 6:45 AM

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Glorious thread, I like you

Jun 5, 2013 7:06 AM

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Loving this thread
Jun 5, 2013 9:39 AM
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This thread is fantastic.
Jun 5, 2013 12:10 PM

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Sounds like someone met Levi...loll
A witness of Lev's D and a sharing of his testimony-


It only could have been Levi's. Only his.
Jun 5, 2013 2:44 PM

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How else do you think he pulls off those incredible spins?
Please learn about cel animation and its technical process.
Learn how special effects and backlighting were done without computers.

Jun 5, 2013 3:07 PM

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Spins are history. Look at his nipples. Ds. Bigger than mine.
Jun 6, 2013 1:34 AM

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What a great thread. First Mikasa's abs and now Levi's D.
Who's next? Eren's b*tt?
Jun 6, 2013 1:41 AM

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aria93 said:
What a great thread. First Mikasa's abs and now Levi's D.
Who's next? Eren's b*tt?

Well.
Jun 6, 2013 1:47 AM

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antonn said:
aria93 said:
What a great thread. First Mikasa's abs and now Levi's D.
Who's next? Eren's b*tt?

Well.
I approve.

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Red_Keys said:
antonn said:
aria93 said:
What a great thread. First Mikasa's abs and now Levi's D.
Who's next? Eren's b*tt?

Well.
I approve.



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