| Actually I could have liked Suzaku... But to be an annoying anti-Lelouch is his greatest mortal sin Other than that, he is responsible for the rice shortage in our country by smuggling it and feeding it to his gay prostitutes. He was the one who sold CC to be an Honorary Britannian Actually he was the one who killed Marianne He killed Kallen's brother and provided Refrain to her mother He hid Cornelia somewhere as his slave He is responsible for warming up the globe with his nostril's breath He killed Trisha Elric through poisoning because he was jealous of Ed and Al In reality he was the captain of Titanic and purposely drove it to an iceberg then escaped first He helped Scar kill Mufasa in Lion King He offered himself to Orochimaru to get to his long-time obsession Sasuke He set the Great Fire of London He was actually the killer in Hinamizawa for the last years According to Setsuna F. Seiei, he burned all the fossil fuels in the earth and the root of all conflict that must be eradicated; Celestial Being exist for that. |
"One way, Jesus, You're the only one that I could live for! You are the way, the truth and the life. We live by faith and not by sight... " |
| The Flood is the spawn of Susaku He made an Tsunami with the help of Lancelot aimed at Japan but hit Thailand instead "God" in Berserk is also Susaku's spawn The Earl in D.Gray-man is yet another spawn of Susaku He made the later part of Kaze no Stigma and thats why it went down the drain Naraku is you quessed it ANOTHER spawn of Susaku The anti-spiral in TTGL is him later in life He is why Itoshiki Nozomu is in despair |
XelzenoMay 23, 2008 6:48 AM
| He killed Kenny. >9000 times. Sodom & Gomorrah were destroyed by Raito God because Suzaku did there the only thing he's good at doing - he sucked. Hard. He invented homosexualism. He created dozens of PC games like "Furfagia" and "Holocaust Tycoon". Everytime someone feeds a troll he rapes and kills a kitten. Then he rape it again. Suzaku did 9/11, and then he blamed it all on the jews. |
kilmindaroMay 28, 2008 9:23 AM
| I had fun once and it was awful. |
| //The guys from Iraq are not Jews they're Islamic If I remember right. It was Kururugi who implemented bluescreen into windows. Then he manipulated programists into thinking that it's supposed to be like that. |
     -=Real, 100% Lelouch Lamperouge Zealot=- |
| Suzaku killed Hughes. Suzaku killed Spike. Suzaku killed L. Suzaku killed Aeris. AIDS is Suzaku's Geass. Long story short: Suzaku must die. |
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| Suzaku dropped the nuclear bomb at Japan, SEE he is fighting for Britannia ;D |
| Hmm to bad i see killing L as a good thing |
PBz0r said: Suzaku killed Hughes. Suzaku killed Spike. Suzaku killed L. Suzaku killed Aeris. AIDS is Suzaku's Geass. Long story short: Suzaku must die. cries it all true he is the one who raped a monkey and created AIDS. Suzaka killed Jackie Chan in 2010. |
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| Suzaku killed MLK jr. Ever played the game Custer's Revenge? That was Suzaku Suzaku brainstormed, produced, and starred in Two Girls One Cup Suzaku would give you up, let you, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, and tell a lie and hurt you. Suzaku really killed Kamina and got away with it (sneakily)!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suzaku falcon punches expecting moms in there third trimester =/ Suzaku wants to legalize child pornography... ew Suzaku is obviously a robot sent back in time to kill Lulu because he knows Lulu is the only chance humankind has of surviving in the future. The Lancelot is just Devil Gundam from G Gundam in disguise Suzaku won the BME Pain Olympics... ewww |
| Suzaku is Cooking Mama. |
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| Suzaku is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Suzaku killed the dinosuars. Suzaku eats babies. |
| :3 |
| Suzaku was the one who assassinate John F Kennedy and Martin Luther King Suzaku was the one who told George W Bush that Iraq has "weapons of mass destruction" Suzaku was the one who spread AIDS in the world |
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| Suzaku dressed up in Christmas lights and started spinning,making people think it's an UFO. Moving sands don't actually exist,it's just Suzaku that melts and grabs your leg when you step over him. |
| Pee-Wee Herman's Bike...Suzaku stole it. Harry Potter's Lightning Bolt Scar? Suzaku gave it to him. The one who ACCUSED Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with a Knife? Suzaku. The whole reason that Team Rocket never wins? Suzaku. |
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| Suzaku's greatest sin: obeying Lelouch's order to live. |
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| Suzaku always plays Kilik in Soul Caliber (ya some people may get this <.<) Suzaku created his own Legion of Doom including Sekai Saionji, Thymilph, Sousuke Aizen, Amshel Goldsmith, Dante (FMA), Naraku, Kariya Kagetoki, and Gary Oak just to name a few. Suzaku was Bush's mentor and originator of his ideology Suzaku owns his own Bear Cavalry Suzaku only made up the words lolicon and shotacon so he could cover up his pedophilia |
| Pigeons only poop on someone's head because Suzaku told them to do so. In every ice cream that falls on the ground or melts before you get the chance to eat it resides Suzaku's spirit. The dinosaurs became extinct because of Suzaku. Every time you cut yourself in a paper, Suzaku laughs maniacally. Suzaku is the reason why Wile E. Coyote never caught the roadrunner. Suzaku painted Death the Kid's hair in order to make him unsymmetrical. Suzaku made Harmona's hair grow so long in Wolf's Rain. |
confused_kitsune said: Suzaku painted Death the Kid's hair in order to make him unsymmetrical. I KNEW it! D: Poor Kid. Suzaku is the real reason Lavi has an eyepatch. The person who gave Kanda his lotus was Suzaku. Oyashiro-sama's curse is all because of Suzaku. He's also the reason why the summer of 1983 never progressed. Suzaku is the reason why Ash and co. never realize it's always Team Rocket in disguise. The reason Ed and Al's experiment to bring their mother back failed was because of Suzaku. Ganondorf escape the Sacred Realm because Suzaku let him out. The reason why Akito (Fruits Basket) is female in the manga but male in the anime is because Suzaku thought it would be funny to gender switch him/her. |
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confused_kitsune said: Every time you cut yourself in a paper, Suzaku laughs maniacally. So THATS what happened in the end of episode 19 of R2! That explains it! |
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ChandraNalaar said: That made me lol so much.Suzaku is the guy who always bids one dollar above your own bid on The Price Is Right. |
| Just being an asshole is sinful enoght |
| Instagram: Luzifurr |
| Suzaku is just a made up name. He's real name is Adolf Hitler |
| Instagram: Luzifurr |
| Suzaku is just a made up name. He's real name is Adolf Hitler |
| Instagram: Luzifurr |
| Terraism in Legend of the Galactic Heroes was founded by Suzaku. Suzaku invented furfaggotry. Suzaku founded Scientology. Suzaku made the NetSphere go out of control. Suzaku invented jews. Suzaku created tentacle yaoi guro hentai. Every spam you receive is sent by Suzaku. Every cool character in every animu that died was killed by Suzaku. |
| I had fun once and it was awful. |
kilmindaro said: Terraism in Legend of the Galactic Heroes was founded by Suzaku. Suzaku invented furfaggotry. Suzaku founded Scientology. Suzaku made the NetSphere go out of control. Suzaku invented jews. Suzaku created tentacle yaoi guro hentai. Every spam you receive is sent by Suzaku. Every cool character in every animu that died was killed by Suzaku. Hey Hey man do get anti-semitic now |
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| *creis* suzaku took lulu away from meee~~ TT.TT |
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hikari-chan said: *creis* suzaku took lulu away from meee~~ TT.TT For every Jesus there always is a Judas. Also Suzaku is the original Judas. |
| I had fun once and it was awful. |
| he invented the nuclear bomb he started world war I and II and will start WW III he got Axis Powers Hetalia cancelled he caused the leaning tower of Pisa to lean he invented disco he invented bell-bottoms he wrote and directed the movie Sahara he was actually the one who killed Aires in Final Fantasy VII he is responsible for how bad KFC chicken tastes he wrote the song "who let the dogs out" he was the origin of herpes he is George W. Bush's real father |
shinigamidonoJan 16, 2009 8:54 PM
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| Suzaku created The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. |
Sana said: Suzaku's greatest sin: obeying Lelouch's order to live. I absolutly agree |
Winners and Victims stand alone!! |
| Suzaku is Pedobear... run for your life kids! It was Suzaku's idea to kill Kamina. He is father of Bill Kaulitz. He was the real gestapo boss and was responsible for Aushwitz-Birkenau. He convinced MJ to plastic surgery. Suzaku made Paris Hilton in his laboratory. Suzaku killed William Wallace. When you can't find the last star in Dizzy, it is because Suzaku hidden it. When you're waiting for something bad, Suzaku is making time pass faster and when you're waiting for something good, he is making time pass slower... bastard -_- |
T0LEKOct 9, 2009 2:29 PM
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