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Would you drink a closed and sealed Gatorade bottle you found in the woods?

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Jun 1, 2015 2:34 AM
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I was taking a walk through a forest in Toronto and I found a closed and still sealed Gatorade bottle laying on the floor.

It was a long walk and a hot day so I drank it.

Would you have done the same?

Or would you drink a unopened cup of green tea from a coffee shop if you found it just sitting by the table?

Discuss.
Star_BoyJun 1, 2015 11:57 AM
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Jun 1, 2015 2:36 AM
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what a dumb thread ofcourse not
Alot of things may look sealed but isnt

Hi
Jun 1, 2015 2:36 AM
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Can't let good Gatorade go to waste
Jun 1, 2015 2:37 AM
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No, I don't like Gatorade.

Jun 1, 2015 2:37 AM
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Nope. I'm a complete germ freak so regardless if it was sealed or not I wouldn't have even thought about drinking from it.
Jun 1, 2015 2:39 AM
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I don't even drink Gatorade in the first place.... but either way, nahhhh.









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Jun 1, 2015 2:40 AM
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It could have mould growing in it so I dont think so.
Jun 1, 2015 2:58 AM
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ew
Jun 1, 2015 3:01 AM
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I would not.
Jun 1, 2015 3:03 AM
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No. you can easily put shit into a bottle using a syringe and a needle, and some quick drying silicone to prevent leakage.
Jun 1, 2015 4:14 AM

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Never
Jun 1, 2015 4:21 AM
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ew no i wouldnt
Jun 1, 2015 4:27 AM

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Who knows what has been done to it so I'd probably just ignore it.
Jun 1, 2015 4:32 AM
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Hehe I've done this years ago when I used to go to high school. Me and my friend found a sealed bottle of Fanta Fruit Twist just laying there on the floor so I drank a bit.
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Jun 1, 2015 4:33 AM

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Nope. I think no-one would propably just drop a full bottle in the middle of the forest. If it's from some jogger and accidentally dropped, it would have been opened already. Who the hell would carry heavy drinks with them if they are not going to drink those?
So, no. It could be something innocent, but most likely not,
Jun 1, 2015 4:40 AM

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I wouldn't drink that shit even if someone offered it to me for free at the store.
Jun 1, 2015 4:42 AM

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lol
Jun 1, 2015 4:47 AM

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I would not drink this shit under any circumstances
Jun 1, 2015 4:50 AM

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What the actual fuck?
Jun 1, 2015 4:54 AM

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No cuz it cud be ruffied
Jun 1, 2015 4:55 AM

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I hate Gatorade, so I wouldn't.
Jun 1, 2015 4:57 AM

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quentariel said:
Nope. I think no-one would propably just drop a full bottle in the middle of the forest. If it's from some jogger and accidentally dropped, it would have been opened already. Who the hell would carry heavy drinks with them if they are not going to drink those?
So, no. It could be something innocent, but most likely not,


I've done it before and not noticed.

I had a bottle of coke and was ready to open and drink it, something distracted me and I must have dropped it, I didn't notice until I got back home lol.
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Jun 1, 2015 5:23 AM
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I wouldn't drink it, seems too suspicious to me. Also I don't like the taste of Gaytorade.
Jun 1, 2015 5:39 AM
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Also the bottle could've been there for ages!
Jun 1, 2015 5:45 AM

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I once went up to a crystal dig with five dirty kids on a mountain in snoqualmie. We were all tripping face.

One of them, while digging for crystals, dug out of the earth an unopened Milky Way bar, slightly disfigured.

He ate it.
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Jun 1, 2015 5:47 AM
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Let a friend drink some first. If they die or get ill, don't drink it. If they survive, drink it.
Jun 1, 2015 6:38 AM

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Gatorade is nasty, so no. Tea is also gross, so no.
Jun 1, 2015 7:21 AM

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No.
Jun 1, 2015 7:22 AM
Jun 1, 2015 7:24 AM

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No. I don't like Gatorade and that just sounds dirty no matter how I think of it.
Jun 1, 2015 8:27 AM

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yea sure, I ate a bunch of tortilla chips me and my friends found in a field. Think a restaurant dumped them there because of how many there were, they were a little stale though but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Jun 1, 2015 8:28 AM

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I'm not the thirsty like u, OP
Jun 1, 2015 8:36 AM
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Depends
Jun 1, 2015 9:13 AM

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Been there done that. The Gatorade was really yellow and tasted salty af
Jun 1, 2015 11:23 AM

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quentariel said:
Nope. I think no-one would propably just drop a full bottle in the middle of the forest. If it's from some jogger and accidentally dropped, it would have been opened already. Who the hell would carry heavy drinks with them if they are not going to drink those?
So, no. It could be something innocent, but most likely not,


dude

some runners hide unopened bottles along their trail before they start running as a checkpoint sorta thing so they don't have to carry it around.
Jun 1, 2015 11:26 AM

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Bitches on MAL be thirsty.
Jun 1, 2015 11:27 AM

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No, no I wouldn't.

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what a dumb thread ofcourse not
Alot of things may look sealed but isnt

Because this.

Oh and
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Can't let good chicken go to waste
Jun 1, 2015 11:27 AM
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can't you usually distinguish if a gatorade bottle was opened at least once though? at least here in my country all of them have that shitty ring or something attached to the gag
if I would be in a dire situation and wanted to drink real bad I probably would drink it if the bottle looked unopened
Jun 1, 2015 11:30 AM

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Dude Hell no, ewwww! Not even if someone paid me to.
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Jun 1, 2015 11:46 AM

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Disgusting
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Jun 1, 2015 11:50 AM

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That's really gross and possibly dangerous.
Of course I wouldn't.
Jun 1, 2015 11:55 AM

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goatkage said:
Can't let good Gatorade go to waste

Yeah
Dont accept if seal is broken. But checked the date first.
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Jun 1, 2015 5:01 PM

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shintai88 said:
No. you can easily put shit into a bottle using a syringe and a needle, and some quick drying silicone to prevent leakage.
I was about to say that.
Jun 1, 2015 5:09 PM

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Why not, if I were thirsty I would drink it.
Jun 1, 2015 5:13 PM

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Depends on how thirsty i was and the state of the bottle. If it's clearly been unopened and the expiration date's still good why not.
Jun 1, 2015 5:17 PM

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What a question. Quite usefull thread, just like most MAL threads, but this one for example.....
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Jun 1, 2015 5:18 PM
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That wasn't Gatorade!

I've heard of people peeing into bottles and gluing them shut again so people drink their piss!

Was it salty?
Jun 1, 2015 5:18 PM

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McGibletz said:
Been there done that. The Gatorade was really yellow and tasted salty af

Yea yellow gatorade is the worst
Jun 1, 2015 5:19 PM

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I wouldnt drink it. that might not even be Gatorade for all I know
Jun 1, 2015 5:25 PM
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I have actually done exactly this before lol.

Had dirt all over it, brushed off the cap and chugged it. Threw it back into the woods.
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