Do you fap to your waifu?
Yes, it's the physical proof of my feelings
42.3%
60
No, she's a precious gem that shall not be tainted by such impure thoughts
57.7%
82
142 votes
| Time for the important questions I've generally seen quite a few conflicting opinions regarding this. Some people seem to believe that using your waifu as your primary fap material is the best way to prove that you belong to her alone both in body and soul. Other people claim that their waifu is a divine being standing above everything else that should not be defiled by such an impure deed, and that she should only be loved and worshipped from a distance, or at least limited to snuggling at most. Personally I have never once fapped to my waifu as I see her as my pristine gemstone that I can love until the end of time. Instead I utilize an abundance of loli imoutos to satisfy my worldly desires under the pretense of "sibling skinship" (in massive airquotes) which clearly does not classify as cheating >.> *exaggerated wink* So how do other people look at it? Is your love pure or have you long since succumbed to your lust and prefer to just do her whenever you feel like it? |
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| No, she's a precious gem that shall not be tainted by such impure thoughts (your vote) |
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Vanser said: No, she's a precious gem that shall not be tainted by such impure thoughts (your vote) |
| No, but I fap to my husbando. |
| perverts |
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| Waifus are meant to be protected, not to be an object of your carnal desires. |
| im the only one who faps to my waifu.. racists. |
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| What do people do? Play there favorite scene, put it on repeat, and add some weird music, get some candles? I don't even have a waifu or get attracted to anime characters to get to that point. |
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| If you fap to you're waifu you are a cruel, heartless being. |
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| I've succumbed to my love for Nina and Yoshino. It's not preventable, you'll end up the same way eventually. |
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| all day every day |
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| 240 times a day. |
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| Ironically Kud Wafter is the only VN that I've straight-up not gotten to work properly, I was thinking it was probably an act of God to keep me from falling to any sort of temptation |
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Mikuza said: all day every day Bakemonogatari twinses. |
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Koutou said: Mikuza said: all day every day Bakemonogatari twinses. now kiss |
| I can't. She's my imouto |
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Koutou said: a true Onii-chan should have no hesitations about kissing his ImoutoI can't. She's my imouto |
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Koutou said: I can't. She's my imouto It's okay if we really love each other, right? |
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Why have a waifu when you can have Liara. Romanced her since Mass Effect 1! I swear when I found out she wasn't a squad member in ME2 I felt broken. |
| 'The way of the wang is long...and hard' |
| 1) I don't have such strong feelings towards a certain character. A few came very close, though. 2) I fap to everything that arouses me enough. There's currently no reason to place a certain (fictional) character as something "holy" for me. 3) On most Anime series/Visual Novels, I tend to at least wait till after I've finished it. Hentai and Nukige excluded. |
Mikuza said: Koutou said: I can't. She's my imouto It's okay if we really love each other, right? Yes |
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Vanser said: No, she's a precious gem that shall not be tainted by such impure thoughts (your vote) |
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LashLethal said: wasn't there some DLC for ME2 which included sexing her up again? or is my memory off, not sureWhy have a waifu when you can have Liara. Romanced her since Mass Effect 1! I swear when I found out she wasn't a squad member in ME2 I felt broken. |
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| I fap to your waifu. |
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| Fuck no, that's absolutely disgusting. My waifu deserves better than to be treated like a sexual object. |
| I raped your waifu. |
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Red_Keys said: I fap to your waifu. ThisNameBlows said: wow you actually went thereI raped your waifu. |
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ThisNameBlows said: I raped your waifu. Holy shit. |
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xRatatosk said: ThisNameBlows said: I raped your waifu. Holy shit. Dear lord, that's disgraceful. |
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Hoppy said: xRatatosk said: Holy shit. Dear lord, that's disgraceful. I don't care about the lord sorry. |
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HaXXspetten said: When you go too far then you just need to go further.Red_Keys said: I fap to your waifu. ThisNameBlows said: wow you actually went thereI raped your waifu. I gave her crabs too. |
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| NTR'ing when waifus are involved is a serious offense |
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| Please no bullies in this thread |
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xRatatosk said: Hoppy said: Dear lord, that's disgraceful. I don't care about the lord sorry. Not that, the waifu rape comment is disgraceful. |
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| Your waifu is worth less than the tissues I cleaned up my jizz with. |
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| Nope, she faps me HaXXspetten said: NTR'ing when waifus are involved is a serious offense yeahm, don't be assholes guys |
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HaXXspetten said: NTR'ing when waifus are involved is a serious offense I heard vile, unspeakable curses afflict those who NTR someone elses waifu. |
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Hoppy said: xRatatosk said: I don't care about the lord sorry. Not that, the waifu rape comment is disgraceful. Oh haha. |
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Red_Keys said: Your waifu is worth less than the tissues I cleaned up my jizz with. Oh shit. I sense a war coming on. |
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Red_Keys said: Get her to clean it for you instead, you'd save tissue money.Your waifu is worth less than the tissues I cleaned up my jizz with. |
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ThisNameBlows said: that's what I use my Imoutos for insteadRed_Keys said: Get her to clean it for you instead, you'd save tissue money.Your waifu is worth less than the tissues I cleaned up my jizz with. |
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| Actually I lied. It was toilet paper, not tissues. Seemed more fitting for your waifu. [spoiler]the cheap kind |
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| I don't have a waifu so I fap to whatever I want. |
 I can see you |
| ^ True freedom dat lag |
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blessofcurse said: For some reason I cant fap thinking my waifu. Turn off your moral compass for a few minutes, it's natural to fap to her, the artifical moral compass is telling you it's bad. |
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HaXXspetten said: LashLethal said: wasn't there some DLC for ME2 which included sexing her up again? or is my memory off, not sureWhy have a waifu when you can have Liara. Romanced her since Mass Effect 1! I swear when I found out she wasn't a squad member in ME2 I felt broken. It's not the same. It's not the same as having your wife fight fight with you. I'm not going to lie, Samara>Liara |
| 'The way of the wang is long...and hard' |
Hoppy said: depends a bit on what kind of waifu you have though I reckonblessofcurse said: For some reason I cant fap thinking my waifu. Turn off your moral compass for a few minutes, it's natural to fap to her, the artifical moral compass is telling you it's bad. |
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LashLethal said: ehh Samara had Oppai but otherwise kinda stiff personality not to mention she was old as fuck =w=HaXXspetten said: wasn't there some DLC for ME2 which included sexing her up again? or is my memory off, not sure It's not the same. It's not the same as having your wife fight fight with you. I'm not going to lie, Samara>Liara |
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