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Dec 22, 2013 12:06 PM

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I'll just settle this the only way it can be settled.


You guys are pathetic !
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Dec 22, 2013 12:08 PM

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WillyL said:
I'll just settle this the only way it can be settled.


You guys are pathetic !

Mada mada da ne
Dec 22, 2013 12:13 PM

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WillyL said:
I'll just settle this the only way it can be settled.


You guys are pathetic !

Y u hatin' on DA Top 5

Rdf this is for you:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiPqyFjD1w

My advice to the remaining members out there if you can decipher it

"Arey lund kat leejieye sab theek ho jayega"

You can't lose if you do that^
AnnihilatedDec 22, 2013 12:25 PM
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli
Vampire Loli Master Race Represent
Aaj Karenge Jhashn

Polychrome | 3 hours ago
oreimo > evangelion.


Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo.

Dec 22, 2013 12:26 PM

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Completely forgot about this game. I'm out.
Dec 22, 2013 12:30 PM

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Reciprocal said:
Completely forgot about this game. I'm out.


You should get an award. What competition? Award
Dec 22, 2013 12:39 PM

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RdfsSayNSlash said:
Astros477 said:
Reciprocal said:
Completely forgot about this game. I'm out.




You should get an award.

The "Starting to get old" award.



Or that award



LightBing said:
Wow! How can some people not even last a day. You guys are way to horny. Im still master of my domain(why no seinfeld references).


They kinda kick started the competition with tons of posts lol.

For Example:

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Dec 22, 2013 12:57 PM

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I already regret joining this competition...
Dec 22, 2013 12:58 PM

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unmemorable_hero said:
I already regret joining this competition...


You aren't the only one...
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Dec 22, 2013 1:01 PM
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yup

also the longer you hold out the better it'll feel once you eventually give in
Dec 22, 2013 1:02 PM

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Ritzu said:
unmemorable_hero said:
I already regret joining this competition...


You aren't the only one...
HAHA!! I figured I wasn't, but holy crap I could use a good fap at the moment.
Dec 22, 2013 1:03 PM

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Wecc said:
It's not like we're forcing you to stay in you can masturbate whenever you want to :D
Don't you try and trick me into giving in *serious face*

lol
Dec 22, 2013 1:04 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
yup

also the longer you hold out the better it'll feel once you eventually give in

After laying off for a week, I once jizzed so hard that I got it in my own eye.

Dec 22, 2013 1:06 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
yup

also the longer you hold out the better it'll feel once you eventually give in
That is definitely true, when I was younger I did the 40 days 40 nights no fap (you know, back when I had will power) and it was glorious when it was over lol.
Dec 22, 2013 1:09 PM

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unmemorable_hero said:
Ritzu said:
unmemorable_hero said:
I already regret joining this competition...


You aren't the only one...
HAHA!! I figured I wasn't, but holy crap I could use a good fap at the moment.


And especially when you wake up and have like 3 meter boner and you should go eat breakfast.
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Dec 22, 2013 1:09 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
also the longer you hold out the better it'll feel once you eventually give in

So that's the mysterious grand prize that the winner gets. Should have figured that one out sooner.
Dec 22, 2013 1:12 PM

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Ritzu said:
unmemorable_hero said:
Ritzu said:
unmemorable_hero said:
I already regret joining this competition...


You aren't the only one...
HAHA!! I figured I wasn't, but holy crap I could use a good fap at the moment.


And especially when you wake up and have like 3 meter boner and you should go eat breakfast.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I laughed a little to hard at that comment.

And then I accidentally made a pun....
Dec 22, 2013 1:12 PM
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FacelessVixen said:
HaXXspetten said:
yup

also the longer you hold out the better it'll feel once you eventually give in

After laying off for a week, I once jizzed so hard that I got it in my own eye.
well I lost to a wet dream of all things after around 2 weeks last time -.-
Dec 22, 2013 1:15 PM
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Not sure if relevant or not, but kinda interesting: http://postimg.org/image/k6nrt4ftd/
Dec 22, 2013 1:16 PM

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Woah damn, I dunno how I didn't know that was a series. Hell I didn't even realize until after reading this that it was chapter 4 of the series... I thought the characters looked familiar, turns out I read the 1st chapter before.

I probably won't last to the end... but if I can just get past the first week hurdle... I should... be fine.
Dec 22, 2013 1:28 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
Not sure if relevant or not, but kinda interesting: http://postimg.org/image/k6nrt4ftd/


Tell me about luck.
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Dec 22, 2013 1:30 PM

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Tsukaji said:
It is not good thing to browse all 20 pages all at once. Nearly lost, so I need to check topic more often so that that will not happen again.

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The 3rd picture was unfair....I...need....a cigarette....
Dec 22, 2013 1:31 PM
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unmemorable_hero said:
Tsukaji said:
It is not good thing to browse all 20 pages all at once. Nearly lost, so I need to check topic more often so that that will not happen again.

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The 3rd picture was unfair....I...need....a cigarette....
subtle as fuck isn't it

btw @unmemorable hero, have I ever mentioned just how amazing your sig quote is? :P
Dec 22, 2013 1:34 PM

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FacelessVixen said:
HaXXspetten said:
yup

also the longer you hold out the better it'll feel once you eventually give in

After laying off for a week, I once jizzed so hard that I got it in my own eye.
Once I did it so hard I launched it across the room and then couldn't find it.

Actually that's happened three times now.
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕
Dec 22, 2013 1:38 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
unmemorable_hero said:
Tsukaji said:
It is not good thing to browse all 20 pages all at once. Nearly lost, so I need to check topic more often so that that will not happen again.

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The 3rd picture was unfair....I...need....a cigarette....
subtle as fuck isn't it

btw @unmemorable hero, have I ever mentioned just how amazing your sig quote is? :P
I don't think you have, but thank you :)
Dec 22, 2013 1:43 PM

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It'll be weird if people find out about that podcast by participating in this competition.
Dec 22, 2013 1:45 PM
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Korrvo said:
FacelessVixen said:
HaXXspetten said:
yup

also the longer you hold out the better it'll feel once you eventually give in

After laying off for a week, I once jizzed so hard that I got it in my own eye.
Once I did it so hard I launched it across the room and then couldn't find it.

Actually that's happened three times now.


And I'm laughing like fck right now
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Dec 22, 2013 1:48 PM

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Wecc said:
Kousoku11 said:

It'll be weird if people find out about that podcast by participating in this competition.


oddly enough id be happy about it

The ends justify the means, I suppose.
Dec 22, 2013 1:52 PM
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28 pages in 1 day..

Too many participants..

Anyway just came by to say that I'm out of town for 2 weeks for work and I don't have internet here, (except my crappy 64 kbps mobile internet) it's be a chance to disqualify those who can't hold their temptation and submit to the devil fast.

I'll come by again every week to say whether I had sex with a hot chick or not, which I don't see happening, despite having some pretty hot ones here at work. (and if it did, don't think I'd say no. The rules of manliness dictate that you shouldn't say no to a woman in such cases, to not disappoint them only)

So, yeah, the exciting parts will have to wait for 2 weeks.
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Kousoku11 said:

It'll be weird if people find out about that podcast by participating in this competition.
Done. Never heard of it before. Also probably can't listen to the whole thing 'cause they said they spoil shit. :/
Dec 22, 2013 2:00 PM

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HalibelTheEspada said:
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I don't want to see Rikka of all people get sexually abused, that's just wrong :/

Yeah, I guess we all have those characters, don't we? For me, it's Toshino Kyouko (and she's not even my favourite. Weird huh.). Pretty sure that's why I didn't like MelJel at first rather than anything else, but I've gotten used to it I guess.
I don't think I could fap to YuruYuri either... normally if I like a series enough I just can't get off to it. :/

It wasn't even that, because girls I've liked more in series I've liked more I am fine with reading doujins about and seeing fapable material about and all that (NanoFate anyone? Although the non-hentai ones are sweet too). I just don't know what it is. Maybe something to do with Moe or pureness, I dunno. It is literally not with any other character.
Dec 22, 2013 2:00 PM

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HalibelTheEspada said:
Kousoku11 said:

It'll be weird if people find out about that podcast by participating in this competition.
Done. Never heard of it before. Also probably can't listen to the whole thing 'cause they said they spoil shit. :/

They tend to avoid major spoilers, to the point of editing accidental reveals out, unless they are specifically talking about some series. It isn't that big of an issue because of that.
Dec 22, 2013 2:04 PM

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SilverCrownSpy said:
I wake up to so many pages to read...glorious torture.

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Okay So Far here's the info I've gathered

lolcano - LOVES ASS, 3D, Striped Panties , fucked silly
Willy- toothbrush scene , moaning, momo
hero - color , hot kuroneko audio?
Kuuurt - loli , hot kuroneko audio?, bondage
Tripaone - Moaning
Halibel - ASS, Vanilla
ferrazol - ASS
Silvercrown - toothbrush scene
Wecc - Momo, kuroneko
Monster7foot - insufficient info
Zeos - insufficient info
Haxxspeten - {Too Expert} loli, hot kuroneko audio?
Zelot - Loli
Rdf - I already know he got caught watching incest

Guys I wrote this very fast please quote, tidy up and update I gtg offline.


To clarify, monogatari has like every fetish of mine. Lolicon, wincest, you get the picture.

Can we get another theme song going on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxyjwMbcw1I
Damn it!! That was the song I was going to pick for a theme to the thread.....ok....back to the drawing board.
Dec 22, 2013 2:09 PM

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unmemorable_hero said:
SilverCrownSpy said:
Can we get another theme song going on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxyjwMbcw1I
Damn it!! That was the song I was going to pick for a theme to the thread.....ok....back to the drawing board.
How about this:
http://dagobah.net/flash/All_day_long.swf
Dec 22, 2013 2:12 PM
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SilverCrownSpy said:
HalibelTheEspada said:
unmemorable_hero said:
SilverCrownSpy said:
Can we get another theme song going on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxyjwMbcw1I
Damn it!! That was the song I was going to pick for a theme to the thread.....ok....back to the drawing board.
How about this:
http://dagobah.net/flash/All_day_long.swf


You know...https://7chan.org/fl/src/Cant_Decide.swf
There is only one proper .swf
Dec 22, 2013 2:15 PM

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SilverCrownSpy said:


You know...https://7chan.org/fl/src/Cant_Decide.swf


That was like best thing I have seen whole month.
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Dec 22, 2013 2:19 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
SilverCrownSpy said:
HalibelTheEspada said:
unmemorable_hero said:
SilverCrownSpy said:
Can we get another theme song going on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxyjwMbcw1I
Damn it!! That was the song I was going to pick for a theme to the thread.....ok....back to the drawing board.
How about this:
http://dagobah.net/flash/All_day_long.swf


You know...https://7chan.org/fl/src/Cant_Decide.swf
There is only one proper .swf

That reminds me - for whatever reason, I cannot fap to Yuri. Clearly, something must be terribly wrong with me, as the general public tells me that it is abnormal.
Dec 22, 2013 2:19 PM

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Never mind...this is my vote for theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhN93rFZuJs
Dec 22, 2013 2:22 PM

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unmemorable_hero said:
Never mind...this is my vote for theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhN93rFZuJs


Then I vote this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV3GiHN1x2Y

And yes, I'm not serious.
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Dec 22, 2013 2:28 PM

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SilverCrownSpy said:


Let me correct you there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sd8nbB5A_c
See that works too haha!

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Then I vote this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV3GiHN1x2Y

And yes, I'm not serious.
I don't know...that could work lol.
Dec 22, 2013 2:30 PM

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SilverCrownSpy said:

Time to get people eliminated:

Boom
and
Boom 2

Nobody can resist neko.
Seen both already

I should totally post some of my neko porn in here
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Korrvo said:
SilverCrownSpy said:

Time to get people eliminated:

Boom
and
Boom 2

Nobody can resist neko.
Seen both already

I should totally post some of my neko porn in here
I'm going to avoid your posts lol.

*edit*

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You should. You should also post Holo~
This is exactly why I will be avoiding your posts.
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So unmemorable_hero likes girls with cat ears?

This is for you then ^^

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And will bumb this for you
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Not that much fap material but I hope you like.
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SilverCrownSpy said:
Korrvo said:
SilverCrownSpy said:

Time to get people eliminated:

Boom
and
Boom 2

Nobody can resist neko.
Seen both already

I should totally post some of my neko porn in here


You should. You should also post Holo~
Holo doesn't look very good in r34. She looks better just being holo~

I'm talking about other nekos, like the ones from dog days and bakemonogatari and stuff.
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕
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Ritzu said:
So unmemorable_hero likes girls with cat ears?

This is for you then ^^

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And will bumb this for you
Ritzu said:

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Not that much fap material but I hope you like.
HAHA! It was enjoyable. I guess I do like cat ears...something I didn't know about myself.

I was more concerned with seeing some Holo on this thread...may not make it.
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