| Here's the Countdown Timer Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Masturbation Thread. In other words, MAL YOU FAP U LOSE. This is the official thread. The game will officially begin on 11/13/13 EST. You now have two whole days to get all the fapping and lust out of your system.Here are the guidelines you need to follow. Guidelines/Rules: ~You fap, you're out. You must announce to the thread you fapped. ~If you have sex of any sort you are out. That also includes fisting, blowjobs, anal, bondage, guro fetish, or any kind of sick nasty shit people come up with to get yourselves off. You must come into the thread and EXPLAIN to us why you lost. ~Do not lie. If by some freak chance I found out you lied I will pretend you were never even part of the thread. Somehow I feel like during this I will find out a few liars mainly because people like to brag or talk nonsense in skype. ~Force your fellow MALers to fap by posting non-nude NSFW pictures that DO NOT CONTAIN GENITALIA. If you read the thread and see a spoiler tag you have to click on it. It wouldn't be fun if you could be like "Oh I'm not clicking that". Nope, you have to. This was something that wound up going on in the original game thread years ago that wasn't intended originally. It made things more fun. ~The game last until one person remains. ~IF YOU GET THE "BIG O" YOU LOSE ~You must stop in and notify us in the thread of your status at least once a week. ~If you do not post in the thread at least once per week you will be disqualified. This is so eventually the people who are lying forget and disqualify themselves. Participants: Vipey Yup Vudis Raito Red_Keys Isaiah_Mustafa zoknimano LevailRenn BrightnessOfEmo Heiho ferrazol JuliaSpiegel ElPysCongroo seikipunch Diran-kun JizzyHitler Starchaser187 Zelot VanishingKira epbsb Harii Virtual_BS SailorMooning dodoberry Slyr3do0n Polychrome PDot19 HaXXspetten Objurgo Neane1993_ SuperHands Polychrome Crassa MellowJello MCsq2 dankickyou sephiroth70001 FrostedSilver964 -Tyler- Ritzu DigBick TheDarkLordOtaku Weakamon Hidden_Joker itsTriz XVIII Turnipsia Hoppy Scud Awards: There are three types of awards, Gold, Silver, Bronze. Gold is awarded to the first person to get the award, silver is for the 2nd person, and bronze is for everyone else. She wants the D - Be the first person to get laid Winners: Isaiah_Mustafa This poor person's genitals... - Win by not fapping or not having sex. (Last person standing award) Winners: That Sick Bastard... - Award for first person who loses in an undeniably disgusting way. Winners Schlick? No I prefer the stick! - Award for the first person to get/give a BJ Winners: zoknimano Isaiah_Mustafa I didn't have to do the work - Award for the first person who GETS fapped. Winners: You guys lasted a month??? - Award for those who lasted a month Winners: HAHA OH WOW - First person to lose due to an image someone posted. If you want this award you gotta fess up who made you lose and the image that was posted. Winners: Tron of the Galactic Masturbators - Award for the first person out by phonesex/skypesex/similar. Winners: You never belonged - Awarded to those who got laid multiple times during the day/night Winners: Vipey George W Bush Award - Awarded to the first person out. The ultimate award of failure. Winners: MellowJello WARNING: IF I MISSED YOU OR IF YOU STILL WISH TO SIGN UP YOU MAY SIGN UP IN THIS THREAD UNTIL 11/13/13 OR NOTIFY ME THAT I MISSED YOU. DO NOT POST IN THE OLD THREAD Let the games begin. If you have any questions ask them here. You have 2 days to ask questions. Other Useful information: If you would like to help volunteer make awards in photoshop please let me know in the thread. It would be a big help. WINNERS/LOSERS List Update: __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |
ABigChungusNov 20, 2013 2:53 PM
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FrostedSilver964 said: First post! (besides OP) Oh yea if you say "First post" you lose. Automatically. Before it even begins. |
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| No but seriously people should volunteer to make the award images. |
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| I have a feeling a lot of people will be getting Tron of the Galactic Masturbators |
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Hidden_Joker said: omg there's two more days before it starts, suddenly everything worked outHaXXspetten said: geh I was planning on watching To LOVE-Ru Darkness tomorrow and hopefully empty myself before this started but now it'll already have started by then t.t my schedule is now ruined Momo = instant boner also I like the awards |
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FrostedSilver964 said: yesIs OP participating? |
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| Alright, I didn't stand a chance last time. Too many seasoned veterans to account for. But this time I'm ready SO LET'S GET THIS STA-- it looks like I couldn't make it on this thread either... |
HaXXspetten said: Hidden_Joker said: omg there's two more days before it starts, suddenly everything worked outHaXXspetten said: geh I was planning on watching To LOVE-Ru Darkness tomorrow and hopefully empty myself before this started but now it'll already have started by then t.t my schedule is now ruined Momo = instant boner also I like the awards Thanks lol, I'm probably going to come up with more in the next two days. Maybe a few more.... |
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TheDarkLordOtaku said: you'll make it.Alright, I didn't stand a chance last time. Too many seasoned veterans to account for. But this time I'm ready SO LET'S GET THIS STA-- it looks like I couldn't make it on this thread either... you have 2 days to fap till your balls are empty. |
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FrostedSilver964 said: One more question: If by some chance I end up in a situation where my eyes are closed and my hands are restricted from moving and my genitals are extremely itchy and I try get rid of the itch by gnawing on the itchy area by taking advantage of my flexibility and because my eyes are closed I happen to subconsciously assume it's someone else's mouth and end up getting turned on, then do I lose? Self BEEJ = fapping/masturbation Gonna update the rules. |
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| You'd get the Sick Bastard award too. |
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| Questions: 1. What exact time on 11/13/13 EST is the deadline for the late signup? 2. How long will this last? 3. Is it obligatory for a participant to post pics and how often do you need to post one? Other than that, I'll think about it. |
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| *Right in the purity* Are we allowed to mess with people if we're not in the running? |
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| Thread updated to answer your questions. Also Objurgo are you joining? |
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| Heh, Guess it can't be helped huh? *Snarky grin* |
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| Are you out if you happen to have a wet dream? >_> |
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| We're at 42 members now. |
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MCsq2 said: Are you out if you happen to have a wet dream? >_> Nope. You weren't awake. |
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| Sign me up. It'l be nice to know that i get an easy win out of this. (What type of award i win..? We'll find out soon enough...) |
Happy Halloween  |
| Hi there, did you missed me? http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=685449&show=160#post175 |
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epbsb said: gotchaHi there, did you missed me? http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=685449&show=160#post175 |
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| Howbout sexual intents that you were forced upon?? like rape or sumfin like that?? Still disqualified? |
Happy Halloween |
PDot19 said: Howbout sexual intents that you were forced upon?? like rape or sumfin like that?? Still disqualified? I'd think you wouldn't give a damn about this contest anymore if you got raped :v |
| The Art of Eight |
dankickyou said: PDot19 said: Howbout sexual intents that you were forced upon?? like rape or sumfin like that?? Still disqualified? I'd think you wouldn't give a damn about this contest anymore if you got raped :v You dont know that. Maybe some people are using this as an opportunity to quit fapping, which can be a life-changer. |
Happy Halloween |
| Still contemplating renaming myself "NotJizzyHitler" in honor of this thread |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| How long did this go for last time? |
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| I'm not sure what award to aim for :/ so many choices. |
| Can there be an award for the person whose pic results in the most fapping? |
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SuperHands said: Can there be an award for the person whose pic results in the most fapping? MVP MVF "Most vicious player" "Most vicious fapper" x] |
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SuperHands said: "SuperHands".. I can't see this competition ending well for you :pCan there be an award for the person whose pic results in the most fapping? |
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Neane1993_ said: ElPysCongroo said: I'm not sure what award to aim for :/ so many choices. The award for when Godoka comes down from heaven and fucks you. I'm willing to make a wish contract for that ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ |
Red_Keys said: SuperHands said: "SuperHands".. I can't see this competition ending well for you :pCan there be an award for the person whose pic results in the most fapping? lol Care to make a little wager? |
| Konbu is important |
| I would like to suggest an award titled "Master of your domain" for those who don't fap for the remainder of this year. (I liked the title of the first thread, and I want that on an award.) ...and "New Year's Fireworks" for those who can't even wait one more day after earning the above one. ...and "My Own Victim" to whoever faps to a picture they posted themself. I can help with the Photoshop work. I'm considering making an all-in-one template. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I personally plan to award "Lolis FTW" to the person who posts the most loli pics, and "Lolis FTL" to the first person to lose to any loli pics I post. Edit: too many posts. I don't have enough time to open and assess every image :( __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |
NyaaNov 15, 2013 9:48 AM
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| Impossiburu. |
| Here's the Countdown Timer Add it to the OP, please: http://www.webcountdown.net/?a=1PQNvZC |
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Virtual_BS said: Here's the Countdown Timer Add it to the OP, please: http://www.webcountdown.net/?a=1PQNvZC Thanks now I can fap against time. |
| ᵖᵉʷ ᵖᵉʷ 🔫 |
| Having a roommate helps. ... Just gotta resist when i take a dump, cuz i have my tablet with me. |
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SuperHands said: I'd call it a fap-off.. but that seems a bit misleading. A fap...on?Red_Keys said: SuperHands said: "SuperHands".. I can't see this competition ending well for you :pCan there be an award for the person whose pic results in the most fapping? lol Care to make a little wager? |
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Heredity said: And the award for biggest buzzkill goes to...Come on OP, you know that absolutely no one will be winning any of those awards. |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| Oh thank fuck, well... I believe I have the advantage/disadvantage here since my time zone is way off compared to everyone else. |
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Turnipsia said: Oh thank fuck, well... I believe I have the advantage/disadvantage here since my time zone is way off compared to everyone else. The clock starts at the same time for everyone, it'll just be a different time of the day in other timezones. "The game will officially begin on 11/13/13 EST" That's 2013-11-13 05:00 UTC Add or subtract hours for your UTC offset, or just check the countdown timer before fapping. |
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