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Sep 5, 2014 12:48 AM

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whyzat? :3
Sep 5, 2014 1:06 AM

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With my username, I get alp, and with my real name, I get unicorn. :/
Sep 5, 2014 1:38 AM

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So Yu got the only male (at least previously) monster?

what are the odds
Sep 5, 2014 3:10 AM
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with my real name i got Kesaran Pasaran (-_- seriously) and with my username i got alice (oh come on !) *flips tables and screams why me!*
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Sep 5, 2014 4:05 AM

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With real full name I get Lilim. with MAL username I get Dark Angel. Just a slight contrast there.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Sep 5, 2014 4:16 AM

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130nu said:
with my real name i got Kesaran Pasaran (-_- seriously) and with my username i got alice (oh come on !) *flips tables and screams why me!*


I assume this application understand number one rule of anime where main character gets exactly a freelodger he don't want (and if you got what you want you are unable to do anything with it anyway so it is useless too, either way)
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Sep 5, 2014 4:36 AM

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yea i think this could be it's own game thread

am i allowed to make one?
i got a few ideas for rules too.
Sep 5, 2014 6:31 AM

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With my real name I got a Baphomet, I'm going to demand that she get a real women body... No loli cuz just no and other stuff.

And with my username I got Crow tengu... it was better atleast :D
Sep 5, 2014 7:47 AM

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@Clar: There shouldn't be much of an issue in you posting it.
Sep 5, 2014 9:33 AM

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130nu said:
alice


You just found out Alice has been assigned to you by the Cultural Exchange Program.

What would you do?

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Sep 5, 2014 9:50 AM

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All new threads have to go through the grand high arbiter of Admin. Shoot him a message and ask and he'll probably be cool with it. Just ask first =)
Sep 5, 2014 9:53 AM

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lol nice beast
Sep 5, 2014 10:52 AM

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emeraldtryst said:
All new threads have to go through the grand high arbiter of Admin. Shoot him a message and ask and he'll probably be cool with it. Just ask first =)


k
Oct 27, 2014 12:25 PM

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What do you call a slime that fell in the ocean?
a sea slime.

what do you call an albino lamia?
a shirohebi

what do you call an octopus in the air?
a scylla

what do you call a sylph's mother?
a milf

thats all i got for these, but now we can finally move on to the next letter
Oct 29, 2014 3:40 AM

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so i wanna make a Monster girl themed cards against humanity deck

any suggestions?
Dec 7, 2014 12:48 PM

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Why do tentacle girls always decide things as a group?


Why does the thunderbird always get turned down when she confesses?


How do trolls go to work?


How do trolls guard their homes?


Why do trolls spend so much time outside?


Why do trolls keep their husbands on a short leash?
Dec 7, 2014 7:23 PM

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i got nothing for U
Dec 9, 2014 6:06 AM

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Holy crap, it's Kami! It's like an early Christmas miracle or something...
Dec 13, 2014 3:29 AM

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So I played a couple of games with reb last night and I was wondering if anyone else here plays chess?
Dec 13, 2014 5:45 PM

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I know how to play them, which doesn't mean I'm good at that. :P
Does that counts? 8D
I have spoken. So it is written. So it shall be done.
Dec 15, 2014 11:39 AM
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I play occasionally.
Dec 16, 2014 7:56 AM
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Ha, Kami!
Dec 16, 2014 11:29 AM

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JPAI27 said:
So I played a couple of games with reb last night and I was wondering if anyone else here plays chess?


i do but almost every online chess game i've tried freezes on me
Dec 16, 2014 2:38 PM
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I actually found a site that works well though.
Dec 18, 2014 11:08 AM

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What the fuck is a Trolleybus?
When I go for the throat, I go straight for the juggler.
Jan 25, 2015 9:26 PM

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Clarus_Nox said:
i got nothing for U


[sigh] Must I do everything?

How do you make an Undine?
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Jan 25, 2015 9:35 PM

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tygertyger said:

[sigh] Must I do everything?


yes, yes you must >:P
Mar 9, 2015 6:28 PM

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How do you make a Unicorn?

Mar 9, 2015 11:19 PM

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Nroci ?
Mar 12, 2015 8:30 PM

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No, no, CN, like this...

What do you do if Unicorn?

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Mar 12, 2015 8:46 PM

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had to say it out loud a couple times but i get it. nice one tyger XD
Mar 12, 2015 9:32 PM

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what do you call a mean teacher's assistant?

Mar 12, 2015 10:48 PM

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Bah, tyger, you.....ugh.
Mar 13, 2015 3:18 AM
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is it jsut me or are these get worse and worse
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Mar 14, 2015 10:11 PM

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130nu said:
is it jsut me or are these get worse and worse


The beauty of a pun is in the "oy" of the beholder.
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Mar 14, 2015 10:32 PM

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tygertyger said:
130nu said:
is it jsut me or are these get worse and worse


The beauty of a pun is in the "oy" of the beholder.


i literally just burst out laughing at that one XD
Mar 17, 2015 7:23 AM

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It flew over my head. >_<
Mar 17, 2015 9:33 PM

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What sign tells you that an area is restricted to tarantula women?

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Mar 18, 2015 7:35 PM

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well tyger has done a pun for each U

now for V
Valkyrie
and Vampire
Mar 18, 2015 11:57 PM

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How do vampires maintain their homes?

Mar 19, 2015 4:07 AM

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Vampires? Ugh...this is going to suck.

(did you get it?!)

(So much funnier when you explain them...)

(and even funnier to point that out)

=P
Mar 19, 2015 8:54 AM

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Given the creative power that resides inside you, I am severely disappointed, emer.
Mar 19, 2015 5:42 PM

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I was too busy throwing old 80's music singles of the song "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" on a massive funerary bonfire.

(fine, there you go...you'll have to figure this one out without assistance =P )
Mar 20, 2015 1:27 AM

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You want obscure jokes, eh? Fine then.

Why did the Valkyrie visit Aldenham?
Mar 20, 2015 3:02 AM

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Don't get so cross with me, there's a lot at stake in coming up with acceptably sparkling vampire puns.
Mar 21, 2015 3:09 AM

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I think my English isn't good enough to really appreciate all the puns. It's sad, since this is single active thread other than constant argument in comments. But nevermind, I guess I'll be back to reading your stories.
Mar 21, 2015 10:03 PM

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Why do Vampires act so conceited?

"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Mar 21, 2015 10:05 PM

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What does a Valkyrie wear to seduce a man?

"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Mar 21, 2015 10:11 PM

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tygertyger said:
Why do Vampires act so conceited?



8.5/10

tygertyger said:
What does a Valkyrie wear to seduce a man?



4/10 you can do better tyger
Mar 21, 2015 11:52 PM

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I'm with Nox on this one. I was waiting for tyger to help out with the Valkyrie since I got nothin' but it seems like we need reinforcements.
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