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Part2

Still wandering towards school, now twenty minutes late because of the wonderful pizza he had just taken upon himself to finish in an unbelievably short time. The day seemed perfect so far, Rolph told him not to worry about the bouncer, Buggers bugged him about it still. Sam, the third and last character of his personality told him to find mister sunglasses and ask for another one. Sam was the crazy one, Viik usually just listened to him after at least a six-pack of beer was in the house. Sure McLadden had a few characters to listen to but he was in no way crazy, they were just guidelines to a perfect life, not controlling him. McLadden continued with a clear head and a smirk as wide as his mothers waist, and that didn’t say little.

Krendel, the village pothead waved fanatically at Viik, he sold kebab at the corner of the local police house down at the docks. “Sorry mate, already ate a whole pizza”, he shouted to Krendel. This was quite a shocker to Krendel, Viik never said no thanks to Krendels kebab. He fell to his kneels cursing to the heavens, two policemen hurried outside and arrested him at once, this was quite common. “I heard a few bomb threats in there, lets haul him in!” shouted one of them and they dragged him inside. Why Krendel sold kebab at that corner Viik had no idea, but his mind shifted towards the odd pink boat in front of him. With grand letter it said “The loli express, if you ain’t got some, we’ll bring u to em” on a banner hanging from the front and up to the mast.

With the fitting name “LolisF TW” on the side Viik was utterly amazed, what was this craziness. He moved closer, still clutching the empty pizza box, *GONK*. It all went pitch black, just like last weekend when he had finished a bottle of something he had no idea what was at his friends’ random party. He saw a pair of green sunglasses and a man in a white suit, so alike the one who gave him pizza earlier but with different colors. Then a sailory shout; “Lolis ftw, lets set sails! Erm, lets set propels!”