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This is the Hundred-and-eightieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Pant Pant*


: Hey, it's your fault that we're so late today!

Hey, I certainly couldn't let that little girl go without finding her teacher.




: Thank you Mr. Topaz *sniff*


: Indeed, you've really helped me find this missing girl. You must be a very manly person!




: Nothing like that happened, did it!

... I blame my friends...


: That's better!

Fine then, we'll be having no more distractions!


: Hey Topazes!


:Well, there goes THAT plan

Hey Kona-chan. What are you up to?


: Well, you see, I've been wondering something...

Yes yes?


: Why aren't I on your favorites anymore? I used to be on it years ago, but it seems that busty and Kana Hana girls seem to be monopolizing it!

Errr, um...


: Lucky Star remains your number one anime as well, so what gives?


: It's obvious that he doesn't love otaku girls as much as he did.


: But but.. It remains as a lasting memo on his profile: "Otaku's are also fun to watch because they remind me of...someone...".

I do like Otaku girls, it's just that I've been busy and haven't been able to blog on one lately.


: I mean, look! You gave me an A+ for personality, that should count for rare drops!

A+?

*Suddenly Topaz starts to shine again*


: Ehhh?

*Topaz gains 5 Defense, 20 HP, and +1 Summon*


: .... Did you just level due to her showing off how awesome she is?


: Dude! I could completely grind levels for you and stuff. I have Tier 50 stuff that I can LOAN you!

... I'm not sure if you're the type I'd like to grind on...


: Sigh...

Would it make you happier if I did another fellow otaku today?


: I'd rather have Aquarion bring back my favorite girl. I'm sure you two know the one.


: CURSE YOU KAWAMORI SHOJI!

I KNOW! WHY MUST THEY TORTURE US LIKE- wait, weren't we going to blog today?


: You get distracted easily, don't you...




: Hey, I know her. She likes Mirakurun and writes her own doujins!

Indeed, but at least let me blog


: Hey, I'm not on your favorites anymore. At least let me barge into a blog or two!

I suppose that's-Wait, that would make no sense!


: Just go with it, Empry.

*sigh* Fine...

Head
Hair: Kyouko has long and blonde hair. While I usually don't like blonde hair, hers is a lot more reserved and gold so it looks cute. It ends about at her mid-back Her hair is usually free and she has a very nice red bow to top it off. Occasionally, when dressing up as Mirakurun she has it up in twintails but that's not one of my favorite types.
Grade: B+

Eyes: Kyouko also has nice eyes as well. They're a pretty blue color, but are a bit too circular for my tastes. This fits the "soft" style of Yuru Yuri though, so I won't complain. When she's in "fangirl" mode she gets stars in them which is a nice touch. While Kyouko doesn't wear glasses, she did wear them in one imagination spot.
Grade: B-

Face: I love the art style of Yuru Yuri. It's much like Lucky Star in that all the characters are cute and puni. Kyouko's facial features are small and she has a small nose to go with them. I bet that her face is really soft as well. As for showing emotion, it's very hard for her to keep her emotions as she has a very dynamic face.
Grade: A


: Hey, look. It's Minami!


: ....


: See, even Minami has a problem not being on your favorites!

She said nothing of the sort!


: I'm sorry, but Konata's right. It seems that you've forgotten many of your old favorites in the favor of newer ones.

I apologize to both of you. Especially you Minami, but with new characters coming every season and my tastes changing characters unfortunately needed to be rotated! I didn't mean anything hostile about it! Either way, I'm going to continue doing Kyouko.


: Alright...

Body
Build: One unfortunate thing about the art style of Yuru Yuri, as much as I like it, is that the girls aren't very shapely. Kyouko has an average middle school student's body, which might be somewhat shapely but I'm not especially attracted to it.
Grade: B-

Breasts: Same here. The art style certainly doesn't help out here either, as while Kyouko isn't flat she might as well be...
Grade: D+

Clothes: Kyouko's usual outfit is a school uniform. It consists of a white top with brown decor around the collar and sleeves and a similar color tie. Underneath is a purple shirt which matches her skirt as well. All in all not a bad school uniform, if the colors aren't the best. She also has worn a pink two-piece, a santa outfit, numerous nice "casual" clothes, and as said before she's cosplayed as Mirakurun. Her best outfit is of course her tomato pajamas though.
Grade: B


: T-topaz, I presume?


: Geez, what is this? A Lucky Star Reunion?

It must be, but now that Miyuki is here I can prove to you two that I still like older girls. After all, Miyuki is still in my top five!


: That's not unusual! She possess the holy trinity of Breasts, Glasses, and Moe!


: Ehhh? T-Topaz, is this true?


: ....breasts *pats own chest*...

Nonsense! While it is true that those are great reasons, I really do continue to hold Miyuki in my heart as much as I did when I first saw her!


: Thank you Topaz!

*Miyuki looks up at Topaz to thank him, and her adorable eyes cause Topaz to shine once more*


: Stop it with the radiance already!


: Heh, I'm sure that he'd much rather "grind" on Miyuki for levels X3.

Quiet your silliness. *Topaz gains 10 Defense, +1 Summon, and 2 meganekko points*


: I have no idea how that leveling works...


: Meganekko points sound like the best kind of points!

Indeed, I'm sure that if we gain enough that- okay, no more distractions. I'd better get this blog done!


: And I thought I waited for the last minute for things!

Mind
Personality: Kyouko is a lot like me, though a lot more hyper. She's very bouncy and energetic which leads to hilarious actions and most of the best jokes in the series. She also created the Amusement Club and is the leader, though they just tend to hang around the old tea room more than anything. She's also super brilliant, but you wouldn't know it as she's also super lazy and doesn't want to do stuff that she has no interest in. Her favorite show is Majokko Mirakurun, and tries to get her friends to cosplay and even brings them to a "Comuket"-type place to sell doujins that she created. Also, her favorite flavor of sweets is Rum-Raisin ice cream.

As amusing as Kyouko is, she's a bit too hyper for my tastes (though I do enjoy her on the show). She was far more my type as a younger girl as she was shy and delicate and really cute. Also, when she bumps her head she gets a lot more calmer, but that's not her and I'm never appreciative of characters getting major changes to them (though as a comedy it works well as it's not like it wasn't entertaining).
Grade: B

Libido: She has a crush on Chinatsu (due to her looking like Mirakurun) but that seems to be mostly idolizing her. Though with some of the things, she does seem awfully perverted. Either way, I'd rather ship her with Ayano or Yui.
Grade: B

Age: Kyouko is sadly only 14 years old.
Grade: C

Total Grades: 66
Average score: 7.3
Final Grade: B-


: There you three are. And Topazes! Konata! We really need to leave now!


: My my, Kagamin is in quite a hurry it seems!


: I'm serious, we have to get out of here as soon as possible!


: Why is that?


: No time to explain!

*Kagami grabs Konata's hand and pulls her away from the two Topazes


: My my Kagamin, you're getting very fresh today!


: *Blushes* Sh-shut up, Konata!

*Kagami barely gets Konata, Miyuki, and Minami to escape before a mysterious figure lands between them and the Topazes. She then brandishes a powerful looking blade.

???: Slice-of-life characters eh? I'll let you flee, you're no threat to our operation..


: IT'S THAT ONE PRINCESS GIRL!

Ojou-sama: It's Ojou-sama, and indeed we've finally come to defeat you Topaz.


: OH NO!

Ojou-sama: Er, no. The other Topaz.


: That's fine then.

Hey!


: Indeed, there's no reason that we can't break a few extra girl's bones ~♥. I bet your slender body will be FULL of gross blood and guts ~♥.

Rover: Indeed, we put the laughter in SLAUGHTER after all, hehehe.


: We're boxed in, Empry!

Well, there's three of them, so it's more Triangled-in...


: THIS IS NO TIME TO ARGUE SEMANTICS!

This is the perfect time! If we argue long enough they'll get bored and leave!


: Or we could just bash your perverted glasses wearing faces in as you talk ~♥.

That's a terrible idea then, let's not do that!

Ojou-sama: W-watch out, as we can easily defeat you as you're defenseless!

???: Nonsense, Topaz has very powerful allies!

*A green-haired girl jumps from behind the villains and blasts Ojou-sama with a powerful water attack*


: I'll defend Topaz to the best of my ability. After all, I helped him at the pool!

Ojou-sama: Oh no! Not water! Now my clothes are all damp and I'm slightly inconvenienced!


: Indeed, your feeble attempts at moistening our troops have been noted ~♥. Rover, why don't you turn that Lettuce into coleslaw!

... Isn't that cabbage?


: QUIET LOGIC!

*Rover conjures a large blade as well, on about as big as her body and she lunges at Lettuce. However, a powerful wind from behind blows her too far and into a nearby tree, knocking her unconscious.


: WHAT! Who else does this moron have helping him!

*A blue-haired girl with a staff slowly floats down...


: ... Topaz is a kind person... I helped him at the mansion...

*Ojou-sama goes to Rover and casts a healing spell. Rover is dazed but still not quite ready to enter the battle.

Ojou-sama: Don't forget about me either. And since your wind mage has already made herself known I won't waste spells on Meltdown and go straight for the Firagas!

*Ojou-sama chants a spell and a large meteor drops from the sky towards the Topazes. However, a red haired girl appears and chops the orb in half to dissipate the spell.


: I'm afraid that I can't let a Tomogara like you three to defeat these two innocents. I may have not defeated you in the skies above the city, but today I will make sure not to make that mistake once more!

*Shana starts to engage Ojou-sama's blade in swordplay as Dokuro is using her bat to bash against Tabitha's staff. Unfortunately, Dokuro's pure strength is too much pressure for Tabitha to take and she's soon down with a broken staff.


: Ahahaha ~♥. You've been a pleasure Tabitha, but it's time to end you!

*Dokuro raises her Excalibolg to smash Tabitha's thin body. However, instead she gets forced backwards and falls on her butt!*


: WHY DOES THIS NEVER WORK!


: Whahaha! Did you guys see that! She was all "Oh, I'll destroy you!" But then I knocked her on her BUTT! It's HILARIOUS! *ahem* but either way, now that I've found Topaz again I won't let you kill him!


: Man, you've been busy this past month or so, haven't you.

I suppose I have.

Ojou-sama: We're outnumbered. Rover, Yin-Yang! We should retreat now!


: Nonsense, I still have the power bestowed upon me by these glasses!

Oujo-sama: But Yin-Yang, that power will hurt even Rover and I!


: I don't really CARE! You two can flail around like the others, I'm the one that's going to win! Magi wants ME to be the one to destroy this lowlife. If you can't deal with that, flee like the TRAITOROUS PANSY that you are!

Oujo-sama: Dokuro-chan, a-are you alright?

*Dokuro starts to emit a powerful noise from her mouth. Knowing what's happening, Ojou-sama picks up Rover and leaps away.

Rover: T-thank you Ojou-sama....

Ojou-sama: Don't speak. We have to keep running from this...

*Back at the two Topazes, the other girls are writhing on the ground*



: Argh!


: MY EARS, THEY'RE BLEEDING!


: How-how can she have such power?


: It's these glasses! *adjusts* They contain the power of a mighty Necromancer; Hellscythe!

Quick, if every one summons their energy, I can summon someone to help defeat this foe!


: ...Nothing shall be summoned.

We won't know if we try, now everyone concentrate their powers on me!


: Fine then... EARTH!


: FIRE!


: WIND!


: WATER!


: MIRAKURUN!


: HEY! That last one isn't an element! And what are you doing here!


: It's my blog after all so I was hiding until the right time! I just wanted to join in as everyone was yelling something.


: It sounds like you messed up, my little Topaz ~♥. Prepare to meet your Maker ~♥!

Nonsense, the-the Magic! It's working! Something's being summoned!