Fate/kaleid liner Prisma☆Illya: Prisma☆Phantasm

Watching this movie felt like i was cumming 1000 times over. Especially the millisecond of the elementary school girl in bloomers at the very end. And when Kirei boiled the wand that was pretty hot too. the amount of semen that coated my jorts was more than the amount of shinji screentime in this movie. I wish there was less Illya though ngl. The scene where shinji got bathed by the old man? My god. I don't think I have ever came as hard as i did then. I also especially liked the scene in the elementary school where they showed Shinji's feet and a ... little girl fantasized about him having a passionate homosexual relationship with Emiya Shirou. I also enjoyed when he at the little girl's cookies and said, "It felt like I was cumming 20 times over!" The opening wasnt very good, but the credits music was. Good art i guess, especially the parts with Kirei. Excellent character development aswell. Overall, a very sexy experience. Never watched prisma illya though

Just a dumb comedy spinoff. It made me chuckle a few times at its ridiculousness but I think this had to be much funnier to a Japanese audience that it is to us in the West. You can totally skip this OVA and not be missing much. It's pretty to look at and it can make you chuckle a little; you just have to accept it is what it is and move on. It's a side story that adds nothing to the main plot....it's repetitive and not all that funny. Sentai didn't even bother trying to dub this...just slapped on ... some subtitles and said "ok hoss, have at it."
Ilya and Kuro don't really put in an appearance until like the final 30 minutes or so. I watched it mainly to be a completionist for the Prisma side story. Can't wait to actually watch the final capper movie, Vow in the Snow. This OVA very much breaks the 4th wall by mentioning the final movie in passing.

Coming from a fan that is infatuated with both the original Fate series, Fate Kaleid and enjoyed even Carnival Phantasm (which should not be confused with this title), I have to say: this is either something someone wrote when drunk or straight up laughing in people's face.

There's literally no plot here, worse, there's so much "artistic freedom" in this that the whole thing feels both cringe and pointless. By cringe I don't mean fanservice that I like as well but you shaking your head and wondering "why, just why".

When my beloved Illya finally appeared, for which I managed to watch it to the end, ... another letdown. The girl who has a hilarious personality, tough character and a heart of gold is... drugged or something?

Not that it matters much as at that point the third wall has been needlessly and unceremoniously broken for no practical purpose and the 3-year-old creators went wild playing in their sandbox, and not in a good way.

The only reasons I'm not giving this a 1 is some people that like very bad slapstick humor might enjoy it and the art style still seems to be like in the original Fate Kaleid series (the artist should've demanded 100 mil yet for animating this horror show).

If there are mistakes in this review, I'm sorry, it's still better thought-out than this anime.