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Feb 8, 2012
Preliminary (4/12 eps)
There is a moment on Kiss x Sis (what a title) when we see for the very first time with the sisters Ako and Riko alone in the same scene and with not a sight of their brother Keita, what they star to do? obviously, talk about their favorite subject in the world, Keita then they go to the room of Keita, where they start to clean up because “that's way Keita have his cute sisters for”, right?, then they found a porn magazine featuring incestuous threesomes, then they do what all males know what chicks do when this happen, they build up a bear-pillow mannequin who represent their brother, Keita and star to "practice". They discuss over one of them is going in the market who represent Keita dick, they grab each other boobs and then their star to French kissing while their hips move by their own, imagine than the other is Keita, after a couple of minutes they came in a sort of rainbow interplanetary orgasm (2001 reference?) all this accompanied by classy music. They look apparently quite proud of what they just do, anxious to put in practice their new knowledge that of course it will be ever mentioned again.

Animated incest between 2 girls who looks like they barely have 12 years old. All this and more in a NO hentai labeled ova series.

Kiss x Sis is not only incompetent on an artistic level, not that will be too fucking nice, its morally fuck up beyond believe and the incest stuff its like a 5% of the whole deal. It’s a craptastic festival of epic proportions,it's not good anime,it's not good art or even good porn, for a pretended erotic comedy it's an insult to the words erotic, comedy and the concept who unites them. Kiss x Sis is nothing more that a terrible piece of junk with ugly morals, annoying characters, bad animation and not even original fan service, the fact than this have a series of ova’s , a TV version and a freaking manga who run for almost 10 volumes its beyond my goddamn comprehension ,the fact that some people is actually winning money with this made the hole thing a cruel joke.

Anyway, the show follow the daily live of Keita you average nothing special at all Japanese high school student, and his two over-sexualized moe step sisters who make the impossible win his heart (I believe this is a metaphor for his cock, I cannot ensure) and pretty much that is. Raised together since they childhood (you remember anything from when you have 3 years old? Neither do i) by his creepy parents, your douchbag perverted glasses father and the mother of the twins, who is probably the worst human being I ever see in anime.

They encourage them, after all they are not blood related, so everything is OK. It’s so nice to now that a lot of people put their lust over feelings and all that psychological crap.

Now, I understand that comedy is possibly the most subjective element in any kind of entertainment, but I was stone faced all the time and some times directly face palmed on embarrassment (rainbows dicks, RAINBOWS DICKS EVERYWHERE), now off course we all know that nobody really watch this for the comedy and if you do, I must say than I almost admire your detachment, almost.

Whatever, let's go to the real deal here Ako and Riko, I am not going to deny that their designs were appealing, even if “girls who look like they have 12 years old” its not really my thing, they were are cute, until of course they open their mouths.Its not a single word, not one, ever, that it doesn’t have to do with jump in their brother bones, it's absolutely nothing that we know about them who not have direct relation with Keita, their life and reason of existence its try to screw his brother, they sneak into his room, sleep besides him, the cook for her, they feed him, they search in his garbage, uses his underwear, sniff them, extra points if has been used recently and its unwashed. Funny, right? Actually I was kind of sad for them, at least for a while, later I just stop caring.
They're nothing more than gross and pathetic fembots with brains designed for some perverted creep. They are also pretty much the representation of the most basic of the womanizer fantasy of a lot of men's, indeed there are gross and perverted, but they're only and excusably towards Keita, you know,"a slut in the bed, a faithful wife to others eyes” kind of bullshit, if they ever show any interest toward others guys or a “free sexuality”, there are be labeled as sluts as fast as you can say double standards.

For the rest of the cast concern you have your typical manganekko, she is shy, a virgin (DUH) with big breast who fantasize with being raped over a fountain of pee, lovely. An annoying loli for the lolicons and off course the sexbomb sensei, who is, guess what? a virgin and otaku closet, the wet dream of any men, right?.

They are also the classroom friends of Keita, who envy him and his “luck”. You know you’re in big trouble when your favorite character is the idiotic horny friend #2.

Ah, yes, I almost forget it, Keita, in all what I concern it’s a fucking asshole.

They are terrible and awful humans beings, pathetic and with any sense of dignity, I was expecting that one of them have a mental breakdown, reasons they did not lack and kill the rest of the cast “school days-fashion” but I guess the creator it’s not smart enough to do something so idiotic. If any of these characters had any plausible association with humanity, it will be painful and embarrassing. That’s why the fan service on Kiss x Sis, fails so miserable with me,It's not erotic if you are annoying, creep out and disgust, for who is getting the action, it maybe, just maybe, be forgettable if there actually have sex, but they don’t or at least not in the way I understand sex, in regardless they give us a lot of unoriginal foreplay and shitty humor. What boredom.

A show who constructs his entire premise and defense (if they need any) by the fans over an excuse so cheap as “its OK because they are not blood related” but later the author have the nerve to do one of the most obnoxious and low things (read 1 paragraph) I ever saw in my life, now off course I am been ridiculous expecting that someone think like me on this one, even I as a “loser Yuri fan boy” I can't believe my anger toward that scene, but...WHY IN THE NAME OF HELL THE TREE OF THEM ARE NOT BLOOD RELATED THEN!?

Aki Sora and Yosuga no Sora are also incestuous crap , but At least they have the BALLS to go all way down with his true intentions and no travesty their premise with cheap and low excuses to avoid criticisms and put the fans on a hypocrite safe spot.

I like to be honest, even when I fap. Thank you very much.
Reviewer’s Rating: 3
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