If that’s enough for you then this show is 10/10. Anything more and this story falls far short of capturing the magic idols bring to their audience. But let me preface this review with a disclaimer: I’m not into idols. My interest stops at mere curiosity at idol culture. That said, while I’m not an authority on idols, I do know at least the bare minimum to talk stories and anime. So here are my thoughts.
For a show about an idol group, its characters have absolutely nothing to endear them to. They also have absolutely no chemistry between them. That’s not a consequence of the group just being formed, it’s because the characters and their dynamics are written so poorly. I’d say the show is more like a fluff piece written by a fan and this is what he THINKS an idol, and becoming an idol, is all about. In fact, rather than being an idol anime, it’s more accurate to look at this as a generic cute-girls-being-friends anime and the idol aspect is just the setting. Hibike! Euphonium was another anime in this genre that I quite enjoyed, except it did its setting justice.
The characters are the same-old-same-old you see in every generic anime, so without further ado —
Presenting your next top idols:
s-s-su-super sh-sh-sh-shy girl,
…soft spoken girl,
!! HAPPY BUBBLY GIRL NYA !!,
Oh Ho Ho, I’m the rich ojou-san girl, oh ho ho,
Ara ara senpai girl,
Serious girl.
<3 <3 <3 I-came-here-because-my-heart-led-me-here girl <3 <3 <3
… there are more but you get the picture. That’s also the only line in their character development for the majority of the show.
For a show about idols who, through their performances, are supposed to touch the hearts of others, this anime is stunningly devoid of emotion. The characters are reduced to idol-fetishes — a simp’s wet dream of a lineup of kawaii girls. They constantly throw in cliche lines like “shine brightly” and “followed my heart” and “let’s do our best”. There’s also lots of hands clasped over chests, arms reaching for the stars, eyes closed in prayer, and peppy "Ganbare!" tossed around. Not only have I seen these in hundreds of shows, I lost count of the number of times I saw them in this show alone. There’s nothing to make these characters even human, let alone have them touch another human’s heart. In the entire show, I found only one moment with genuine emotion in the 2nd half, but can’t go into detail because it’ll spoil a major plot point.
Even more worrying than the characters however was the song and dance. I thought both were mid at best. More of it might have made this at least enjoyable, but the majority of the show focuses on the one-note characters and their superficial interactions. Worse, the 2nd half dropped the hand-drawn animations for the dance sequences altogether and adopted 3D models instead. The camera had more movement than the characters at times, and I quickly lost my only reason to keep watching the show. The pacing also got so slow that the show was only watchable at 1.5x the speed.
I won’t disparage those who did enjoy the show. I’m obviously not the target audience, but I was hoping this could still be an entertaining story and it wasn’t. The idol management side of it also didn’t give any real insight into the industry. Again, it was superficial at best. The best analogy for this anime is if you take a bunch of ready-made, staple ingredients, toss them between two slices of bread, and you call that sandwich cooking. Just a bunch of cliches, stereotypes, fan service, and no flavour.
And the end is the most predictable cop-out everyone was expecting (even though it literally has the line, “Nobody was expecting this”). It tries to force-fit the protagonist, who has had next to no contribution to the story so far, for a cheap tug at your heartstrings, and fails.
Not an enjoyable watch if you are looking for anything more than a very generic, sugary take on what being an idol is all about.
