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What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult lurks a universal paradox that can put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple experiment: imagine the two of us standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans that cover my genitals and my ass. You then order me to "go fuck myself". I may already be fucking myself. I might as well not be fucking myself anymore. Until my cock and its position in relation to my ass are observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but it is also out of it * - * thus, it remains in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, the two states collide and become one of them. You may have already guessed what the problem is here. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters any of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not watch my penis. But if you don't look at it, you'll never know if your insult had any effect, making it meaningless. Since you already did the insult, now you are also overlapping * - * either you are wrong or you are gay. It's really unfortunate * - * you dug your own grave without even realizing it. All you can do now is accept and learn from your mistakes.
*LATIM*
Quid si ego iam stupri me? Post haec simplex errat in obprobrium universae posuit, ut quia non sexualitatis in vestri question. Fiat experimentum simplex enim non est: cogitet erat nos duo stabant autem in conspectu invicem. Ego sane, ut operias sum amictus par jeans carnes et blandeque coruscant. Et tu iubes "irrumabo ad me". Ut jam non ego stupri. Ut iam tum mihi non stupri. Usque in loco meo, et gallus eius relatione ad praescriptis asinus est asinus in eodem tempore, sed etiam quod est ab ea * - * ita est, manet in superpositione. Nunc vestrum lumina pene collidi bino erimusque unus. Ut iam hinc coniectans quid sit quaestio. Utiq; ab uno photon irrumabo quasi cum primum intrat nec oculi tui, et facti sunt gay. Hoc modo vitare potuisti nec mihi videtur. Noli respicere Si tibi iniuriae nescit si aliquem effectum efficit sensum. Cum autem fecerit princeps militum conuicii iam iam tu quoque imbricatis * - * aut iniuria aut tu sis gay. Est re vera infortunatus * - * sepulcrum tuum et effossa sine etiam intelligamusque eam. Omnes enim vos modo facere potest accipere, et discite a te errata.
