Reviews in 100 words or less:
Man, after seeing how popular Totoro was, I was expecting something breathtaking. The plot got so bland I actually fell asleep, and the ending had me going "Wait, the entire movie was literally an animated food delivery?", to which the person next to me said, "Yep, always has been." I might as well have just ordered food myself, then I'd have something to eat at the end. I guess the appeal is the totoros, but put fur on anything and its cute. I'm all for beautiful shows, but I felt like I watched a picture slideshow more than anything else.