Story (1/10):
I will not write anything about the story because you can read other reviews or a synopsis about it. But in short: It is simply amazing how bad it is. There is no backstory about the whole "Kämpfer" situation. It is just there so the protagonist can be a girl, good reason right? Then there are these talking stuffed animals. They have no real reason for existing, except for being super annoying.
It is a harem anime, so the story develops around that fact. However, it is worked out so badly it made me cringe all the time. It is just a girl fight around this guy and there is nothing else to it at all. Not even a bit of story behind it.
Art (3/10):
The drawings of the characters are reasonable. However, the animation itself is really bad. The fighting scenes are terrible and very static, just like the rest of all the scenes where there is more than 1 person in it. Whenever a character is talking/moving, all the other characters are standing completely still and it is just very boring to look at, especially in the chaotic scenes.
Sound (2/10):
The music is below average (I would even argue worse than that) and is constantly played too loud during conversations. Whenever there is something chaotic going on, it just speeds up and becomes even louder, just to compensate for the static movement.
Then you have the voices. I hate the voices of everyone, especially the protagonist. It is such a whiny high-pitched voice, totally unrealistic for someone who pulls so many girls. In girl form, his voice is slightly less annoying, but only slightly.
The girls’ voices are also very bad, high pitched and they constantly scream way too loud, also during regular conversations. Often they scream over the loud music, which literally gave me headaches, if I didn't have a headache already from just watching any other scene.
The sound effects are standard and boring. Not much to say about this.
Characters (1/10):
Here. We. Go. Characters! They are terrible!
The stuffed animals are annoying and simply don't contribute to anything to the series or the plot.
The girls are the most desperate girls I have ever seen. Damn they are so hungry for d***. Not only that, it seems that the protagonist is the only person in the world that could satisfy them. I understand this is a harem anime, but still, it is by far worse than every other anime I have ever seen (and I have watched a lot). It really annoyed me. They overreact to literally everything that is happening and have crazy mood swings all the time.
All the girls are your typical roles, like bookworm and student council president. Exactly portrayed as in any other anime, but just worse.
Then, the protagonist. This guy annoyed me like crazy. He is the denser than a block of lead. Whenever the girls push themselves onto him he reacts like he does not understand anything, which is especially ridiculous for how far the girls go. His voice really matches his character, terrible, whiny and annoying. A. Perfect. Fit.
Oh, and btw, there is no character development at all. Which is obvious, since there is no story or character to begin with.
Enjoyment (1/10):
I pretty much explained it all here above. I did not enjoy it at all. I literally got headaches watching this. The music is loud and bad, the voices are high pitched and annoying. The characters are bad, the story is bad. it is just all so bad.
I have a principle of finishing every series that I start watching, so I will watch season 2. Let my suffering continue.
Overall (1/10):
Man, I am overrating this series by giving it a 1. I wish I could give 0's for some categories. It is just so horrible. If I got 1 shot of vodka for every time I cringed during this watch, I couldn't even finish the series, since I would be dead by alcohol poisoning before it ended. And I can take a lot, just ask my friends.
I recommend avoiding this series at all costs. I repeat: do NOT watch. If you are here for the harem and fan service, just watch another series. If you are here for the action/fighting, I don't even know what you are doing here, but also just watch ANYTHING else.
I hope this review was successful in preventing you from watching this.
