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Mar 29, 2017
This anime music video is a flat out masterpiece. I don't even know where to begin so I guess i'll just start off with the basics.

Story: 11/10
The story follows a mosquito who is also Dracula that goes on a long emotional journey to save himself from starvation. He must drink blood to stay alive. Despite being an underdog and having to deal with many troubles along the way, he manages to stay optimistic. I won't give away the rest. You'll just have to watch it for yourself.

Art: 11/10
Might as well have been crafted by the hands of Leonardo da Vinci himself. I'm convinced he might have been the first person to ever create an animated short but due to lack of technology he kept this hidden away for centuries until it was discovered in the 1970's or some shit, and then music was added. The art makes Miyazaki and Disney films look like amateur hour. The amount of detail that went into this is astonishing. You would swear the animators had at least 24 fingers on each hand going by the precise fluid movements of the characters. The colors were so lush and eye-popping, it made me want to become a human rainbow. The character designs were so beautiful, I thought I had fallen in love with these drawings as if they were real people.

Sound: 11/10
The music makes Yuji Ohno and Joe Hisaishi look like Nickelback.
It makes Mozart and Beethoven look like Justin Bieber.
It makes The Beatles and The Rolling Stones look like One Direction.
It makes Tupac and Biggie look like Ice JJ Fish.
The music in this animated music video will send you to the highest plane of consciousness. You will enter music nirvana where you'll hear beautiful sounds you thought could never exist. You would swear the singer was God himself hitting notes that are humanly impossible. I myself cannot imagine listening to anything else ever again.

Characters:
Mosquito Dracula is easily the most compelling anime character of all time. He's not your typical boring main character you come to expect with most anime nowadays. He is an overly charismatic and charming insect. He's always fighting for what he believes in and is always willing to help other insects despite being Dracula himself. He'll only suck the blood of evil humans, and even manages to save some blood to give to those in need. He's like Robin Hood if Robin Hood wasn't a fag who wore green tights, and was also a mosquito. I'm sure some overly sensitive people might see that sentence as homophobic but lucky for me, only cool people gay or not watch Dracula no Uta and will read this review.

Enjoyment: 12/10
This anime music video is a true "masterpiece" and I will continue to say that until people stop throwing that word around to every generic shitty anime that are clearly nothing more than a 6/10, or a -200/10 compared to Dracula no Uta. This anime will not only make you laugh until your gut bursts, but it will also make you an emotional wreck. It is the perfect blend of comedy, drama, suspense, mystery, horror, romance, sci-fi, action, adventure, and hentai. You'll become a better person after watching this. I honestly cannot recommend this enough.

Overall: ∞/10

Watch this immediately.
Reviewer’s Rating: 10
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