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Teekyuu (Anime) add (All reviews)
Sep 7, 2016
Idiocy. No word would be more appropriate if I were to sum up my entire experience throughout 7 seasons of condensed retardation. Within two minutes, this show will mercilessly slaughter all your brain cells, causing your IQ to drop lower than the UK's exchange rate after brexit. Hell, you may never catch a cold in your life once your mental capacity has been reduced to this level of idiocy. So, why is this the show for you?

For all those who are new, Teekyuu is disguised as a tennis anime, where the characters do everything but that. Be it sunbathing with vegetable oil under the rain or battling aliens through games of mahjong with randomly encountered football players, this show has practically done everything but played a proper fucking game of tennis. This isn't a simple case of "haha oh wow that was silly". Legends have it that the writers found the fabled Infinite Fountain of Weed and went ham at it with their ADHD monkeys, but I can assure you that it takes true, genuine stupidity to come up with such absurd content.

Most argue that there is no plot and that the story is trash. In the face of such comments, one can only gaze at them with eyes of immense pity for lacking sufficient idiocy to truly appreciate the avant-garde writing that is Teekyuu. It is a story that transcends clichés, deconstructions and parodies. To truly appreciate such masterful idiocy, it is only natural that the experience would numb the brain and destroy any form of intelligence left within it.

Lack of budget? Crappy art-style? Such scornful comments only show the lack of appreciation to the art of Teekyuu. With quick-paced from renowned voice actors, such as Suzuko Mimori and Kana Hanazawa, that would rival even rappers, key-frames per second higher than the frequency of over-clocked macerators on steroids, as well as songs that would be best described as "it's kind of like a gentle wind", its execution can be described with no other words but perfect. It is no wonder that in the presence of such masterful execution, one would lose all remaining intellect and assume stupidity.

Certain shows draw viewers with high-quality sakuga and detailed background art, others pride in their intricate, complex plot filled with unexpected twists and profound story-telling. But Teekyuu is none of these. Teekyuu is the show for the stupid, the dumb and any other monkey whose IQ falls below Trump's. In short, this show is really stupid, please give it a watch.
Reviewer’s Rating: 10
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