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Apr 14, 2015
***SPOILERS***

Do You like plotholes,semi-incests,characters with no development,meaningless episodes which don't contribute to the main story at all and forced ecchi scenes? Perfect anime for you my m8. Let's take a look at how an anime with unlimited potential became a shitty harem fail.

Audio/Art. 8.8/10
The Sound effects and art are slightly above average by todays standards with pretty good sound fx and some scenes which look nice. The voice actors fit well on the characters.

Plot. 8.6/10
So it's basically a guy gamer who is perfect at gaming get's trapped inside a game along with many other players and cannot return back to the real world without completing the game and defeating the final boss who is the creator of the game. The catch being that if a player dies in-game the person dies in real life. Now that's edgy as fuck.The plot is good and held a lot of potential as well as a platform of development for anyone.


Characters

Kirito 2/10
So this nigga is the main character. A guy who isn't actually good at anything in real life but man-o-man does he play dem videogames all day long. He is perfect at anything and evrything in-game. He does not need any improvement and hence he is a boring,soulless character. I guess the writers thought that it would make him look like some kind of dark,edgy,badass and lone wolf kind of person which failed miserably.Itachi would be a good character to describe as said above.He is not likable at all and wished Klein had more screen-time than this fgt. For some reason all thr girls are after his dick too.His love for Asuna seems very forced and feels like he uses her just to keep company. Oh wow you saved my life i am in love marry me pls hurr durr.A 2/10 because he didn't bone his cousin even though she had a pretty thick ass.

Asuna. 5/10
She a somewhat kawaii main girl character. She is pretty strong and probably the popular kind of character in real life. At first I was happy to not see a damsel in distress scene and thought i wouldn't have too either but i was wrong. like any other cliched action anime she ended up being the damsel. At least she is not perfect and love from her side seems somewhat legitimate.


Klein. 10/10
Rip Klein the only nigga who actually could've been a good character but only got like 2 seconds of screentime.He actually had a personality and genuine frelings of concern. He had a lot of room of development as he was a n00b but that's ok. Still better than Shitito.


That Fairy Daughter AI Thing. 0/10
I don't remember her name,but she isn't real was AI to moniter the Aincrad system. for some gay ass reason she is in the form of a small girl child (literally worst grill in series). Again for some shit reason the AI "girl" was unconscious in a forest where our two lovely characters find her and decide to take her in as their daughter (It's a extremely predictable scene). Once in a dungeon Shitito and Assuna can't defeat a high level monster and there you have the good ol' gears of deus ex machina spinning like crazy. The girl kills the monster and suddenly "remembers" that she is a program and starts saying she is fake including her emotions. wow. not a nice meme bro.She was soon going to be deleted by the system for interfering in the game and Asuna starts crying and shit but don't worry the holy gears of deus ex machina stop for no one as Shitito goes to a console and starts modding/hacking the game (idk how that shit works but ok) and converts the girl into a teardrop shaped pendant and saves her before getting deleted. (If that isn't one of the shittiest developments in an anime then get out of my face you weaboo scum).She basically is also a cheat devicd since she is AI.


Other Unimportant Characters Who Don't Deserve To Be Remembered

The characters whose team Shitio was in died in like one episode and weren't even good and don't contribute to the story overall. That one loli who gets an irrelevant episode,that other girl who makes a sword and also isn't relevant or of any significance. And all the other people who died.I almost forgot about Shititos cousin sis who basically wants his dick and helps him in-game and is also part of a irrelevant semi-incest romance development. rip

The Antagonist No 1. 0/10
This guy is pretty bad for an antagonist. He forgets why he made a video game,traps thousands of people in it while risking their lives and future just so that he could be killed inside a video game. Nice.


The Antagonist No 2. -5/10
He is a pathetic ass fuckhead who is literally the worst antagonist i have ever seen. All he is after is Asunas pussy.Both in real life and in-game which is sad. He apparently runs a big company because of which Asuna is alive in real life and wants to marry Asuna. Asunas dad doesn't seem to mind.nice. She is like 17 or some shit and the guy is like 25.Is the dad autistic or something,is this the development the writers of one of the "best" anime can come up with?Let me kill myself real quick.


Plotholes and Unecessary Developments

Buckle up m8 we gonna go on and review a lot of shit now.

1. Why didn't Kirito OR Asuna die when the they were clearly killed. How come did both of them survive?Why did kirito come back to life? You know why? Because this is a shit anime that's why.

2.How come at the beginning episode 3 he is at level 40 and by the end of the
episode it is at level 70? What the fuck?

3. How the fuck can kirito hack the game from a console inside the game? Like oh look a console let's hack shit.

4. Why are so many levels in the game skipped and have unnecessary people who contribute literally nothing except the harem concept?

5. Why was Asuna the only one who wasn't the only one who didn't log out and how the fuck did she get transported to completely different game?

6. How come did Shitito still have his gaming stats (ATK,DEF,SPEED etc) even after going to a different game?

7. How could Shitito defeat one of the most powerful characters in the new game even when he hadn't played much?

8. Why does the cousin love him and it wouldn't have made a difference even if she didn't love him so why the shitty love triangle incest?

9. How did the parents of Asuna not have a problem with her getting married or even think of it when she is trapped in a game with no guarantee of even surviving?

Overall 1/10
1 because kirito controlled himself from banging his hoe of a sis.
If you even think this anime deserves a score more than 2 at tops watch better anime you trashy ass weeaboo
Reviewer’s Rating: 2
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